Des Moines has you all beat

Dear bluesky: i guess you noticed that I recently followed a lot of art accounts. You seem not to have noticed, however, that none of them use ai. So clearly you should not be showing me ai art accounts every fourth post. Please god make it stop.

I like that @atrupar.com is just the designated news aggregator for the entire site

no yeehaws today

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Imagine cooking on this level

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

This photo is only from the chest up but it still makes it look like theyre both sitting in tiny plastic chairs at the kids table

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg

Hotels should have a bucket of chargers left by prior guests available for $3 each at the welcome desk. They must accumulate hundreds of them yearly, might as well save them from the landfill. They should have a similar policy any Rx left behind. Let customers go through loose pills like pick & mix

[Huey Long voice]

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

lies! it’s got a more prolific death count than the so called “Victims of Communism” could ever dream up to put on their list, which is filled with dead Nazis. British liberalism was spread on the barrel of a gun and killed 100 million Indians in 40 fucking years. and that’s just on the subcontinent

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

So since theyre threatening retribution against people for not sufficiently grieving Charlie Kirk, what happens when Trump dies and everyone throws impromptu parades? Do they just arrest everyones who isn’t frowning?

this preview leaves out the funniest part

He’s a MANIAC

We could be 5 to 10 years from toothpaste that can regrow tooth enamel. The scales are beginning to tip in favor of Mars once sustaining life. We’ll potentially know for sure by 2040. The blue macaw is up to 160 individuals from an all-time low of 7, and confirmed to be breeding in the wild.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

The Death of Democracy

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

THIS YOU? MASTER THREAD 1. Jeremy Clarkson

Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory? Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”

100% they're gonna pass "Charlie's Law" and I'm excited to see what's in it (eg Pete Buttigieg made illegal)

The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.

curb episode where larry gets dragged to a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and decides to write something funny in the guestbook. cut to present day, larry's at home watching the evening news: "comedian larry david wrote 'happy birthday, i know your little secret' in jeffrey epstein's book"

Took me a minute to realize this was about football and not a man declaring war on a species of fish.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

That’s how you write a headline goddamn

I pretty much don’t trust any account with like upwards of 30k posts. How the hell do you think you have the juice to be posting 20 times a day? Thats crazy shit. Except @bitshammer.bsky.social, of course. They should post more

There might be nothing on this earth I want more than for RFK Jr to die of Covid.

What does a poutine restaurant in the Soviet Union have to do with this?

I assume trumps going to live another ten years because there’s no justice in this world, but i permanently have “the day the Nazi died” queued up and ready to go at all times just in case

There's no reason not to name a baby girl Violence. It's a pretty name and when she meets Sex in high school they're gonna have a great time together

Sounds to me like throwing sandwiches at cops is legal

Finally! Finally! Someone says the OBVIOUS! They are breaking the law! Arrest them!

August is an odd number. I will not take questions about this.

@pghgraffiti.bsky.social outside Neville House on N Neville street