The wonderful thing about Tyggers Is Tyggers are burning bright Their tops are made out of rubber In the forest of the night What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Immortal hand or eye Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers, Their fearful symmetry!

Insanity btw

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

THIS WHAT I'M TALMBOUT !!!!!!!!!!! GET IN THE FIELD!!!!!!!!! nypost.com/2026/02/11/l...

We now have data from Trump's first full year in office. Let's review the performance of Trump and the two parties since 1989 and a new age of globalization began. However you cut the data Trump continues to have worst jobs record of last six Presidents. 1/

The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"

new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...

trans women playing women’s sports

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight

tools

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

It genuinely is becoming truer every day that every single bad thing in our society can be traced back to Epstein and his circle. From pedophilia and political corruption, to cryptocurrencies and in-game microtransactions.

i would be overjoyed if the U.S. had a president as ethical and even-tempered as Chancellor Gowron

sometimes i think about that thing a disco elysium dev said in response to someone asking why choosing fascist options lowers your morale. that being a fascist is miserable, since it requires you to believe that you are being dominated by the weak and unworthy in everything you do.

"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy" Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus

Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

There’s that number again

Weiss says a lot of stupid things, especially in this report. But I think the dumbest thing she’s ever said has To be that CBS- which has existed since the 1930s- is a “media start up”

First stolen base of the year was a steal of home plate how sick

i feel like this instagram reel gets truer every day

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics

the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him

There's an old saying from Ron Paul - I know it's in Lenin, probably in Ron Paul - that says there are decades where weeks...uh... and there are weeks where, uh...it's happening

today aircraft carrier made her first kill.

this is genuinely incredible

This is what Beavers sound like while eating 🦫 Now you know 😎

If the brutal ICE assault on Minnesota ends up teaching Americans how to do a general strike then I will actually have hope for the future

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

just thinking about how biden’s band of redbaiting losers shit the bed on one of obama’s best policies and now we’re straight back to orlando bosch running the state department

day one in mamdani’s new york

like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”

"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Bingo!