Criminalization is the fuel of fascism.

I’m the only person in my professional role who keeps getting cognitive tests. Just another sign of how good everyone thinks I’m doing.

Facebook has come a long way since Farmville.

Carl says hello.

The Two Trumps

No problem! This should make it easier to grasp: it's way more complicated than this but it gets the general idea across.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you

Their plan is to wear you down until the average American treats everything like they do gun control, just another problem that will never be solved so why try?

Have we tried renaming it the Strait of America

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

$200 a barrel is misleading. You're not just paying for the container, but also the valuable crude oil inside of it.

I think I may have cracked it

I recently learned that in British slang you can say something or someone "is jokes" if funny. She's jokes, innit. Absolutely horrifying stuff.

Someone filmed the Iranian suicide drone attack from INSIDE the Bahrain hotel. Extraordinary footage. (🎥 Cradle Media)

Genesee Valley Park

hello

im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization

“Training a human takes 20 years of food”

I can’t wear khakis unless I’m prepared to spend 20 minutes shaking the dew off m’lily

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city. Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026

Langston Hughes (1943)

Elmo's on our side. #ROC

we will not be silenced.

I know it’s been said a million times but it’s pretty funny how many short king steroid comedians with corny ass manchild tattoos called themselves free speech warriors right up until the moment free speech was actually under attack.

Challenger STS-51 - Francis R. Scobee, Commander - Michael J. Smith, Pilot - Donald McNair, Mission Spec - Ellison Onizuka, Mission Spec - Judith Resnik, Mission Spec - Gregory Jarvis, Payload Spec - Christa McAuliffe, Payload Spec

[She strikes him.]

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

Yes!

It's time to say it out loud if you haven't yet.

Alex Pretti

There were at least 50 people at Twelve Corners today #ROC

Shout out to the people who say "But what about global warming?" every time it gets cold out.

Report: Fighting Rising Tide Of Authoritarianism Sounds Like A Lot Of Work https://theonion.com/report-fighting-rising-tide-of-authoritarianism-sounds-1841390886/

Ken calling this a “tough truth from the White Stripes”… I love woke Jeopardy! and based Ken Jennings.

Show him this map. This is not the Greenland he's looking for. ..but maybe censor Central America?

If your church is run by an ICE field director you are not actually attending a church, you’re part of a cult.

Yeah so fuck Gavin Newsom.

If you’re going on ICE watch, please please please do not carry a gun. They have more guns. You will not win and they are looking for a reason. Just follow and observe and alert

liberals who are unfamiliar with fox dont understand the way in which the network molds the pov of its viewers. its not just cnn with some occasional conservative takes thrown in. its a daily narrative of how the left is fucking you over and how brave conservatives are fighting for you. DAILY.

The fascist playbook is always the same. Create chaos through targeted violence. Use the existence of that violence as a justification and rationale for implementing autocratic rule to end the violence and chaos they caused.

Just fyi if you are mean to me it will cause internal bleeding

If we abolish ICE those guys that didn’t have jobs or any discernible training will be let loose to smoke fake gas station weed in our nation’s parking lots. What then?

I hate how everything is TikTok now. Hate how Instagram is TikTok because Zuck has never had an original idea. YouTube is TikTok now, I fucking hate shorts, that one hurts the most. Just leave me alone.

the tackling effort of a quarterback who definitely still loves the game and will be back in 2026

It’s been a rough few days in the twin cities but god almighty watching Aaron Rodgers eat shit in the playoffs is a welcome sight

#ROC peeps, is anyone going to primary Joe Morelle?