The person of the year is just outside of the frame, sawing through the girder.

They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

why is this so upsetting

We've been here on nights when those doink in. Tonight (long pause) they doink out. #NFL

62 years ago.

it really is such a damning indictment of all the odious fools and apes trump has surrounded himself that 10 minutes with a normal positive dude like mamdani de-aged trump like 10 years

Al Michaels and the other guy have both said "he's off to the races" and we're only ten minutes in. #Bills

Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …

The sun just set in Utqiaġvik, Alaska, for the season (71.29°N). It will rise again in 66 days (January 23rd). Good night. 🥱 @alaskawx.bsky.social

Beautiful Mount Katahdin in Maine

Ancient philosophy is 50% profound eternal wisdom and 50% that same exact guy declaring with supreme confidence two paragraphs later that pee is stored in the armpit.

Some of the stray dogs living near Chernobyl have recently turned blue. This confused scientists for weeks, until they realized they had simply been rolling around in chemicals from a nearby set of portable toilets. 14/10 for all

corn palace, mitchell, south dakota, 1987

A different #Bills team better come out of that locker room after halftime.

The fake news media doesn’t want you to see this. 👇

Reminds me of another time when the CEO of a large company was asked about its murky financials.

Guys I don't know how much longer I can do this No Shit November thing!

Running ads for ICE. Fuck that. #CancelSpotify

The first paperback vending machine was installed at Charing Cross Station in 1937 by Penguin books. They called it the ‘Penguincubator’. (📷: STML)

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh

No.

From the East Wing to the Epstein

Remember when the Bills beat the Ravens and everyone was giving shit to the people who left the stadium early? I didn't like that. #Bills

Are the glasses making this happen? #NFL #Bills

Kind of an incredible thing about the entire Trump administration and maga movement generally is that nobody acts like their reputation matters at all. They have no notion of establishing and maintaining credibility about anything. No concept of being known as reliable. Like complete wild animals

Look at that red halo around the moon right now.

Time to bring out this Pats game classic and it’s only the first quarter.

Help us out, Big Guy

In the corporate world guys like Pete Hegseth are called seagull managers because they swoop in and make a bunch of noise, shit all over everything, then fly away and leave others to clean up thier mess.

Wouldn’t you rather be sitting at your favorite slot machine when the rapture happens?

I am the president of the United States

MAGA world right now

Hate it when they show wide right #NFL #Bills

Groypers is such a stupid name. It's going to sound ridiculous in fifty years when we try to explain it to the youngins. "They were an extremist faction of the MAGA movement. Called themselves the Groypers"

Reese's peanut butter cups have gotten smaller over the years.

the answer to "why has the supreme court gone insane" is the same as the answer to "why has elon musk gone insane" is the same as the answer to "why has my uncle gone insane" which is that people mostly mirror the prevailing beliefs in their social environment and they're immersed in nazi media

Tight.

I should buy this.

How many people does shame kill per year?

Sure it ain't safe but it would be so cool to watch football in a thunderstorm. #NFL

People who don’t like coconut always find a way to let you know they don’t like coconut

So much of Facebook is just age-based nostalgia.

Is it a thumbs up or is it a dog with floppy ears, one of them standing up and the other hanging over his face?

Elephant

It's been 62 years since a president died in office.

It would be a much-needed assist from God.

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good