Protip: If you have a tab in your sheet containing Oopsy projections for batters you can abbreviate that as BOopsy and for pitchers you can call it POopsy. You're welcome.

sitting next to a dude on a date with a woman and he’s been explaining Balatro to her for like five minutes lmao

They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.

christian encarnacion-strand is nowhere to be found in these photos. feeling very misled (sorry for my dumb joke, ed. i love your work)

I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time

knew exactly where this was going before even getting to the second line

friend who was gonna host me in CHI doesn’t know how to read a calendar and is NOT HERE so i took the opportunity to do my best home alone 2 lost in new york impression

update: i ordered a bahn mi

@shwebsi.pitcherlist.com @e11even745.bsky.social @josh-sperry.pitcherlist.com @chrislturner.bsky.social @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social @keelin12ft.bsky.social @chrystalok.bsky.social @ruthkapelus.bsky.social @colleensullivan.bsky.social @ajeto.bsky.social you’ll never truly rid yourselves of me

as i sit in a café in Chicago before heading to a online friend’s birthday, may it never be lost on me that i was lucky enough to make online friends, interact enough to create ideas of the type of people they were, then actually meet irl and have them exceed every expectation of how cool they are.

"shitting on ai makes you sound like a Luddite" oh okay, thank you! Luddites were cool as hell

ngl boarding the train to Chicago today i was VIBRATING with excitement. love me a goddamn train

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who up cranking their

The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️‍♂️

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Minneapolis.

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

milwaukee, 1/9 (PSL)

Oh sorry, I haven’t been online that much tonight, I’ve been forced to help organize a safety patrol at my kid’s daycare, because ICE stopped by today.

I promise I don't mean this in a scolding way, posting about non-horrible shit is totally fine, but seeing video of what happened in Minneapolis interspersed with posts confirming which prospects are going to the Marlins for Edward Cabrera is making me feel fucking insane.

not reposting the video saying what i want to say would probably result in me being put on a list abolish ice and let all of these ghouls rot in a hole for the rest of their miserable fucking lives

wept like a baby.

bsky.app/profile/e11e... MY BOY HIT IT FIRST

i ran into one of those grills they have at public parks—y’know, the ones anchored into the ground with cement—at a full sprint trying to catch a football my friend threw. didn’t tear/break anything, but i was badly bruised and couldn’t walk right for two weeks. held on to the ball, at least.

Made a new playlist

hbd to the goat @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social

WOW!!!!!!!

a day late, but @lickmeimacid.bsky.social is the winner! check your DMs soon.

Nine Delights 2026

gonna be better this time around. promise.

if you’re listening to “This Year” by the Mountain Goats tonight then remember that “this year” you should schedule a routine colonoscopy

I've been bothering you about signing up for BP before our price increase happens (tomorrow! sign up today!!) but the good news is, I can now also bother you hocking our book! The BP Annual is available to preorder from our distributor, bookshop, amazon, B&N, etc.

sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man

mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked rip homniegh see u on the other side

before i went vegan i worked a temp job at a dairy plant in rural wisconsin. i worked in the area where they made fresh mozzarella. my entire job was to pull pallets with 300+ lbs of fresh mozzarella on a fully manual jack from one room to another while they built an assembly line to replace me.

i’m going to intentionally wait until the new year to sub so i can give BP more of my money, and i’d love to get someone else set up with a subscription as a belated holiday gift. all you have to do is reply here with your favorite player who never posted a wRC+ over 100 in MLB. let it rip!

you have one more day to do this, and I really think you should

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats

current job is cool and all but i walked into my old job dressed cute and got catcalled by multiple former coworkers in front of all the customers. i miss being gassed up on a daily basis 🥲

Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.

first day off for the holidays: out of the house by 7, walked 10.5 miles, drank good coffee, pet two dogs, ran into three different pals, journaled a bunch.

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

30% of my coworkers don’t put their dishes in the dishwasher and 65% don’t know how to load a dishwasher correctly. i spend too much time every week unfucking their mess!!! (5% of you are angels)

i don’t drink espresso because i like it i drink espresso because they give it to me in that tiny little cup and it makes me feel like a giant