@batarong.com Uwo’s take on a talking bottle opener, how do you feel about his design?

It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.

ICE shoving down and macing a protestor unprovoked at the Portland S. Waterfront ICE facility during today’s protest. #iceoutofportland

mirror mirror on the wall, are dogs allowed to play basketball?

@bhennrich.bsky.social I think it’s important to continue to reiterate your commitment to deny all AIPAC funding and denounce Israel’s genocide in Gaza. I have only recently learned of you as a potential primary in WA-03, and I had trouble finding that information, which hinged on my vote.

I shit you not whoever runs on this nationally is doing Reagan numbers when it comes election time.

David Pakman pretending he doesn't know how to pronounce AIPAC is like the "play dumb. not that dumb!" scene in Spiderverse

@jubilee 20 "infinite flat plane" flat earthers vs 1 ice wall flat earthers

word on the street is "bus lane only"

bi now gay later

(meeting a lesbian cop couple) so which of you does the domestic violence?

Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.

No

NOT work camps though! NOT camps!

ask mechahitler

one of Hugo's hardest combos, unofficially dubbed the "White People at the Movie Theater" combo by a mutual

lots of american people are alright but the usa as an institution is an evil inhuman shitehole

Sorry to post about this again but when the New York Times spends 99% of its time complaining about extremism from this group or that group but then is like damn good job bombing Iran, shouldn’t they correctly be labeled political extremists jeopardizing sensible moderate political discourse?

No see you don’t get it. It’s authoritarian when rules benefit the majority and freedom when they benefit 12 rich people. I know it’s hard to understand but if you breathe in more carbon monoxide it starts to make sense

No way

The Soviet Union figured out how to eliminate homelessness in the 1930s. It’s been 100 years and capitalism hasn’t solved it and liberal thinkers treat it like a mystery. That probably means something about the actual solution but I can’t use my brain lest I accidentally escape capitalist realism

if you dislike trump & like obama you don't have principles, you have opinions about manners

"who's too stoned now" I say to myself after successfully putting a fitted sheet on a bed after struggling for 45 minutes

(talking about how being gay makes me better than others) look, i don't mean to humble fag,

I made an inspirational greeting card with a spinning Ken Masters. So to all those frustrated out there: "Don't give up because I am... Shoryuken do it!"

typical corrupt science

doing research for gun models/designs got me thinking about this shit in destiny 2 again genuinely think it's awesome like 20% of scout rifles are like this

Hey can u please take down my artwork, my signature has been cut off. Here is the original if you want to repost. Thank you.

NERD HAUL ‼️ NERD HAUL ‼️ @spif.space @fizzi36.bsky.social and akiraworld too but I don’t think they’re on bsky

We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

this hasan vs ethan debate

what is a woman? dawg plato tried this like 3000 years ago and got btfo by a dude that doesn’t bathe and lives in a barrel

fuck i love melee. I love mindless tech heads, flow charters, campers, low tier loyalists, 20xxers. This game and its community is beautiful.

I don't wanna play Street Fighter anymore, what we need right now is Street Nicer. When I think of fighting I get very sad but sometimes when I'm in the street I'm there with my friends, which is much more fun. A game where you hang out with friends in the street could do a lot for society.

We should be able to drop anvils on these morons cartoon style.

Know your parasites

Damn bitch, you live like this?

PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals ME: no problem [later with a tour group] ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…

The opposite of "Based" is "Acidic" send tweet

The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.

if napoleon was born today he'd be a baby

You're telling me a radio gave this guy head?

how to filter out baking recipes published march 2020

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

*pressure intensifies*