reaching for my unleaded protein like move bitch get out the whey

what if we kissed on top plat while the timer counts down to 0? 😳

Congrats to @tkswiz.bsky.social and @jank.gg for wrapping up victories in this week's Gaylee Biweekly! Join us back NEXT WEEK for a trip to a Special World of Gay Melee

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

The good times are killing me...but so are the bad times. In fact, time in general is killing me. We should do something about that.

I'm a 36 yr old addict with awful executive function, slow hands, & mediocre instincts. But I have stubbornness, grit, and a healthy lack of respect for fake "rules" of how you should play. I'm proud af to be top 95th percentile in ssbm & sc2 at various points, it's far too ez to move the goalpost.

might try the subway diet but without the pedophilia

why does old pat the bunny/johnny hobo still go so hard. I think thats a sign i need to get my shit together roflll x.x

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...i can't stop playing him, i havent played puff in like 2 weeks. this is a real problem LOL

you ever spend almost 40 hours in one week just cuz u wanna see if you can get the worst character in the game from no experience up to gold rank? Haha me neither. No idea how zain hit gm with this garbage pile xD

this is why i listen to so much folk punk. ain't no analyzing a gut bucket bass and washboard, vibes only

been brushing up on vampire weaknesses. does the running water thing apply with bidets?

who's ready for thanksgiving?

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Player Spotlight: ayeGiohh, for placing 13th at FAST FALL$ as the 44th seed, beating Drephen and Joey Donuts!

ngl i dodged a bullet. Pour one out for all the pc peripherals destroyed by booze. 😘

with win10's EoL it might finally be the year of the linux desktop for me. I used to use debian +xfce back in the day ^^;, what's everyones favorite distros & desktop environment these days?

alcohol is so yummy and has no downsides at all

welcome to linux, please pick your starter distro: - difficult linux - racism linux - backdoored linux - bloat linux - slop linux

Love a new ladder season/rank reset. Lets me pretend I'm good at this game until all the monsters rise from their slumber ;p

Happy Columbo's Day! Celebrate by doing one more thing on your personal to-do list, even if that thing is just watching your favorite episode.

Tonight's vibe

girl dinner c:

jank's original fortified wine: 3 parts barefoot red wine 1 part vsop brandy Follow me for more advanced alcohol tips and cocktail recipes

i stg my life is just like that sissy puss guy and his boulder

tfw when you don't notice your phob needs to be recalibrated and is causing you to miss 1/4 of your wavedashes on one side until after you get home from the major...

ice climbers when they grab me at 0 near a ledge

What's more honorable: smothering an opponent and not letting them play their game, or letting them press all the buttons they want but giving them nothing but rope to hang themselves with?

Top 3 people who helped grow my melee: Asylum Jkj Vino

is the death stranding just the traveler's dilemma with norman reedus and ridiculous graphics/cutscenes? i really wanna get the appeal but I don't understand rofl

you + your favorite pokemon

n...no... im not

Growing up is for chumps.

Buffalo bars have the best artwork

shamelessly stolen from @marsdti.lt

My car got stolen and even worse I had to talk to a cop today in person to report it... Fantastic start to the weekend.

there's so much going on in this picture 😂

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Is the new dan da dan opening/song actually mid or does it just feel that way because the first season's went so hard?