dawg, OSINT nerds found the guy who drained the cancer bro. hes an immigrant on a VISA from argentina currently living in miami, florida, USA the OSINT nerds reported him to ICE 😭 omfg 😭😭

Block Blasters, the cryptodraining malware which masqueraded as a legitimate video game, has been removed from Steam.

Dawg, why did these cryptodrainer nerds leave their Telegram credentials exposed in plain text in their drainer?

HOLY FUCK. Department of Justice nabbed one of the Scattered Spider guys. They got him on 120 counts of computer intrusions. He's facing over 95 years in prison. I've NEVER seen a cyber crime charge this high.

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Today United States Federal Bureau of Investigation Director, Kash Patel, stated in a congressional hearing that they find no evidence Jeffrey Epstein trafficked people. However, Mr. Patel did confirm Old McDonald had a farm. He also confirmed he said E-I-E-I-O

> I can't get this to fit > Looks inside > Fits

> nerds say compromised nuclear power plant > everyone yappin about some cryptocurrency wtf is this shit? is this a crypto shill thingy? or a ICS/SCADA compromise? both? ???

Reminder that most places in the United States didn't have seat belt laws up until the 1990s. Most* places didn't implement drinking and driving laws until the 1970s tldr 1960s you could drive drunk, no seat belt, in a metal box of death.

DO NOT GIVE PLANTS WEAPONS

Do yourself a favor today. Treat yourself. Do not click the "For You" tab on Xitter. Do NOT check in on the political discussions. Have a cat

If people keep pushing AI vibe coded slop imagine how much money us cybersecurity nerds are gonna make Chat, it's going to be a very prosperous couple of decades

Drama unfolding in Brazil right now where it was discovered a popular and trending Lesbian Dating App was vibe coded Turns out all you need to do is a GET request and you can pull everything

BREAKING LARGEST SUPPLY CHAIN ATTACK IN HISTORY PULLS OFF MASSIVE CRYPTO HEIST ATTACKS STEAL $20.05 OF ETH. ENTIRE WORLD CRUMBLING

> do largest supply chain attack in history > potentially infect millions of apps > doesnt do the thing good > makes $0 from compromise I don't wanna support the villain here, but my guy, you gotta lock in. You could have infected hundreds of millions of apps and you FUMBLE IT

Hello, All APT samples and papers have been moved to "./Archive/Old APT Collection". It is available for bulk download. A directory will be created which will house ALL malware samples listed in malware analysis papers. This is a long term project which may years to complete.

Really exciting things coming. Working on a massive enhancement to vx-underground. It'll take several months to accomplish it, but it'll be well worth it. Thank you all of our sponsors and donors. Your money lets me do crazy shit on the internet. Hint: it's involves malware

1. I've learned nerds are very passionate about hot sauce 2. I am concerned that perhaps I am in over my head based off this persons experience with the #2 sauce

Anthropic just got fined $1,500,000,000 for piracy.

wtf someone cut internet cables in the Red Sea

> wake up > take a shit > get out of bed > check news > "Speaker of the House says Donald Trump was an FBI Informant tasked with taking down Jeffrey Epstein"

People keep forgetting that time a hacker was strategically bombed by Barack Obama Nerd from the United Kingdom fled to Syria to become a Jihadist hacker. He was pissing off the United States government, so Obama just bombed his ass. Killed him and his homies

Teach a man to code he'll something, do something, teach a man something else and he'll do something else again too

Hello, Schizo posting aside, minor changes to the library - Old New Thing updated - Malware samples synced - Drivers (vulnerable, and not) available for bulk download and individual download Doing minor cleanup before huge swarm of updates come. - smelly

Sometimes goofballs message me totally made up malware stories This guy messaged me unironically saying when he was 15 he wrote a completely undetected Windows botnet, infected several million computers all across the planet, and it used mIRC as a C2. Dawg, you ARE NOT Emotet.

Lockbit ransomware group is officially 6 years old today.

Chat is this real

Peace and love to my information security colleagues But GOD DAMN, do ALL of you need to make a fucking course? How many courses do we actually need? Dawg, I see so many of you trying to sell your courses. You can't do ANYTHING else other than prey on the noobs? Holy cannoli

STOP CALLING IT VISHING AND SMISHING YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING TODDLER BABBLING NONSENSE ITS PHISHING OR SOCIAL ENGINEERING REEEEEEEEE

Step 1. Lure the people in with cat pictures Step 2. Mention malware, in some capacity, along side the cat picture Step 3. Slowly subject the people to malware concepts (through cat pictures) Step 4. Over time they learn malware Step 5. More people now into malware

Someone actually put it on their fridge 😭😭😭

Someone has requested (repeatedly) that I share this photo. This is Tobi

Absolutely raging right now. I purchased the @winrar-rarlab.bsky.social backpack thingy and it can barely hold two (2) thingies of mayonnaise. I always, at minimum, carry two thingies mayonnaise. What the fuck am I supposed to do with my other thingy of mayonnaise?

yo WTF. this cat is involved in RANSOMWARE

The same extortion group that demanded Google terminate their Threat Intelligence researchers is now directly calling out FBI Director Kash Patel and name dropping FBI Special Agents who they believe are tracking their case They're doing an FBI Most Wanted speed run

WE ALLOWED 100 COMPUTER NERDS APPLY TO WORK WITH US NOW THEY MUST FIX 100 COMPUTERS IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. LOSERS WILL BE EXECUTED IN FRONT OF THEIR FAMILY

4,000 cat pictures are available for download. ./Archive/Cat Picture Collection vx-underground.org

Dear @atviassist.bsky.social I have received the RCE exploit that was being used in your video game (you haven't fixed it on Steam). What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing? That isn't a rhetorical question either. I mean, seriously, what do we do here?

Due to insanely high demand (like 50 people asked), I am re-uploading the cat picture collection. It is 164gb, over 110,000 images. This is "unsanitized", meaning the collection does have some photos of doggies, horsies, bunny rabbits, etc. It is like, 98% cats

Sorry everyone I woke up from my nap and said a bunch of swear words. I'm cranky and eepy still I love you Kissies and kitty cat pictures for you all

Okay. This is attempt #2. If you'd like, feel free to add me on Discord. My username: vx_admin Please be gentle. I have received hundreds of friend requests. I will add you. I will not remove you once I add you. I will reply to you when I get a chance. Please be gentle

Add: vx_admin on Discord Invite me, or something, I'm bored. I'll delete this post later.

Which meme era is the best

Hi, Is there a scene and/or community of people who ... I don't know the right nomenclature ... "jailbreak" (?) car features or functionality? For example, some car manufacturers discuss paywalling car features. Does this exist yet?q

Hi, Is there a scene and/or community of people who ... I don't know the right nomenclature ... "jailbreak" (?) car features or functionality? For example, some car manufacturers discuss paywalling car features. Does this exist yet?

Gayfemboy botnet uses the string “meowmeow” as a trigger to activate its backdoor functionality.

Can someone explain this "clean code" thing I keep seeing nerds argue about?

I'm begging Infosec people to stop putting emojis in their posts like a LinkedIn sales pitch Just write a good article. Look at Mandiant, RecordedFuture, Trellix, ProofPoint, Palo Alto, etc. The papers are factual, on point, unbelievably boring, and dry. That's the good shit

A disgruntled employee inserted a "kill switch" into his employers network. In the event he was laid off, his malicious code would trigger. The code included the function "IsDLEnabledInAD" His name was Davis Lu Truly an epic gamer moment. He got sentenced to 4 years in prison

Across social media platforms Xitter and Telegram we now have 410,000 followers. That's a big number. To put that into perspective: that's the same size pants yo momma wears Ok ttyl love u