My brain trying to focus on a task: "Shawty wanna thug, Bottles in the club, Shawty wanna hump, you know I like to touch Your lovely lady lumps"

The only thing more powerful than hate is love

Beautiful poem, makes me think of this mural in West Philly.

Super bowl? Like those things Chipotle does?

Get quoted, b¡tch!

Holy shit these AI commercials are nauseating

football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much you take it.

for this Super Bowl Sunday, I’d like to present the chinese dragon washbasin 龍洗盆. usually cast from bronze, you fill the basin with water, wet your hands in it, then rub the handles to produce the proper resonance that makes the water dance and spray. truly a super bowl. I actually have one at home

im gonna make a labeller that randomly assigns pronouns to accounts that should solve the problem

I am out of weed and I need it to eat and sleep without being sick. can I have like $120 to get to the dispensary and back and pick up some more?

"Babe, is the way I load the dishwasher clocky?"

ian mckellan 💗🥲 (1/2; intro)

ian mckellan 💗🥲 (2/2; _sir thomas more_ 2.4.55-123)

Some day I'll be able to spell both "chorse" and "hores" correctly

Big futbol game today

Idk what a 'super bowl" is. Is that FIFA?

"Babe, is the way I load the dishwasher clocky?"

Me at my care work job where almost the entire team is trans men: Who loaded this dishwasher, A MAN???

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Watching GATTACA and Uma Thurman has me questioning if this is a Tarantino film or not

We’ve paid rent for over 270 households so far in February and we currently have a waitlist that totals over $30,000. We distributed rents one by one. We can’t even think about March rent yet. You can help us here: gofund.me/5d4d1a571

Bingus achieved

Gaza is a wasteland of starvation and destruction, bombs raining from the cold winter sky, hunger dogging every step. Please give what you can to help my friend Sama'a. chuffed.org/project/157569

first date idea: we eradicate fascism together

This is what my cat said this morning!

the woker be like: i have a complicated relationship with my mother

I'll take the hundreds of thousands, or even millions, of immigrants saved from a horrific detention and deportation system. We can deal with a few thousand of America's biggest losers. Disarmament, reeducation, and reintegration have happened at far bigger scales (Germany, South Africa, etc). 🤷‍♂️

1 like = > 30 second random clip of a random dvd played back on a tv, filmed with my phone

ignore the super bowl watch the bingus bowl instead

The fr*nch are full of farts

Im gonna get a submarine from this ocean one way or another

Caring for a baby is incredibly challenging under the best of circumstances. I cannot imagine the strain of doing it in the midst of genocide, with a toddler to boot. Please give what you can to help my friend Sama'a. tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily

I think i need more enrichment in my enclosure

Preaching the good news of Socialism to my IOP group

yall dont understand, the bubble isnt bursting we just need more slurp juice

Adrenochrome is back, baby

Hey again, things are still pretty rough and I need some help so I'm boosting this again. Thank you!

hulk please no i'm begging you no

fort lil man

My brain's like "hmm nothings happening. we *could* be chill but I think it's a great idea rn to FREAK THE FUCK OUT AAAAAAA"

France’s Foreign Ministry owns Elon Musk in this response:

I heard there's a big futbol game coming up?

Bought a train ticket to New Orleans for end of March! Gonna be seeing my parents but at least I'll be in New Orleans.

The only thing our cat loves eating mare than plastic is glue

yeah i have CPTSD. Cutie Puppy Trauma Slut Disorder

Woodstock Willie said we're gonna have 6 more weeks of winter, but i just saw a Robin today? Idk I trust the birds more than some stoner rodent.

You can tell the US system is broken because some of its most ardent liberal supporters clearly see it as an endless downward spiral where they constantly choose the lesser evil