TANECHAN is watching the bee. He seems curious about the yellow lump on its leg. #Illustration #CommentPls #RTpls

"Don't talk to me or my son ever again"

I think it's important to note that Chicago's mayor dislikes the term "teen takeovers" and has been working on appropriate solutions like increasing available public spaces at night, developing more work/training opportunities for highschoolers, and he opposes standing/snap curfews.

Wowww I just noticed how much my facial hair has increased since winter

My roommate is so pissed lol Him: "what if... we took spains two points and gave them to france.." Me: "and then give Spain four points!"

Thats so cishet

TV: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL" Me: "did they score?"

a dialog between two breast with large personalities

I think it's funny how for the world cup, everyone's fuckin watching soccer on their phones at work ( & on the bus, in line at the store, etc), like I do not see that level of enthusiasm/dedication for *any* other sport, football and baseball included

everyone complained about the young people staying in and being on their phones and now theyre going outside and getting fresh air and youre still not happy

my sabi is so flippin wabi

all the dinosaurs from the original jurassic park movie are probably dead by now

please help mel escape and start this new chapter! anything helps 🩷

📢Attention all PoCLITical🦪 pundits and DC dick🍆 chasers😩: CLOSET🚪 QUEEN👸 Lindsey Graham🧓 has done her last death drop, into the dirt🪦! That's right, the senior SenatWHORE from South CarolANAL💩 SASHAYED AWAY💃 from this mortal coil👻! Loose H🕳LE Lindsey had a FART💨 attack in his home on 7/11🥤,

My choice to leave my ex bf to go live with a close friend in Chicago was my "so" in Chappel Roan's line "I hate to say, I told you so" in Good Luck Babe! (Like, I didnt stay w the guy, I ran off to be gay) And every time I hear that line it makes me smile a little

i wonder if any of my good choices will come back to haunt me or just bad ones

and if our hearts share a common cause and if we leave the home and if I sneeze and you say "bless you" I will say "thank you" for one moment I was not alone

horses aren't real

not the one we wanted, but the one we deserved

(Takes deep breath) I have put these new artworks on my website as originals for sale. The first two are birds and are in the birds section. The third is a wrestler in the 🤼 section. The fourth is a rabbit in the ‘Clade of Glires’ section. Thanks for looking and sharing www.chloecumming.com/birds

One day, all of BlueSky will be bingus ABAB All Bsky Are Bingus

millions upon millions, oughing in unison

My parents not be awkward and annoying challenge

Oh he checking

hey can i crash my car on ur couch

this summer I am going to hold as many strangers hands as possible and throw as many babies in the sky as possible

non euclidean cuddle puddle

Sabrina Construction Worker or whatever her name is

We have hockey yaoi, the correct thing to go is give us soccer yaoi

On the flip side it kinda ...doesnt work? Like I'm always sweaty af and i feel like I smell like sweat more than fragrance w this stuff. (My old deodorant is a coconut oil-based one from Zabana essentials, that stuff usually lasts several days, longer in cooler weather, and even through showers)

Every so often you'll meet a hot girl who's really obsessed with an old song you've somehow never heard before, but you hear all the time after that

If he could chuck wood?

back in the day all the kids in my neighborhood would pretend to be xmen... i would be gambit, the homie tommy would by cyclops, bobby would be wolverine... then there was one kid who always wanted to be an xmen he named "woodchuck"

Me to a switch: "okay lets fight, if you win you get to top me, if I win you have to top me."

"Everybody in that club was OLD, like in their 30s"

gen z dr evil be like

we’re not gonna be inside this week at this rate. idk where we’ll be instead. there’s only so many ways to say that there’s no vacancies & vacationers have priority. Linktr.ee/hiitsbritt #homelesssky #bipocma #mutualaid #fundsky #helpsky #disabilityma #mutualaidrequest #mutualaidvoid

Ziad & Mirna's parents: "Without income for over 2 years we struggle to afford food,clothes and medical treatment. My kids and I have been deprived of a decent life for nearly 3 years. QUOTE instead of reposting;it breaks the shadowban so we can be seen.💔" Vetted by Molly Shah ✅ tinyurl.com/4rycmjm5

free Palestine ❤️✊ im so sorry, i wish i could help you all more but just know i love you and support you, and if i ever get my way justice will be served

no regrets

People should make more posts like this

they can't slip in a phony if we aren't holding out for a hero