Me watching porn: This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

Rewatching Mean Girls and my mind is blown by the concept of a universe where Ashton Kutcher and Danny Devito exist as celebrities but Lindsay Lohan and Tina Fey don't

Eepy at the HRT clinic

i wanna ride a silly camel before i die. i've ridden a horse and i've ridden a donkey but i need to ride a camel. the ultimate big smelly animal who kinda hates you. they dont make a bigger or smellier animal. and i'm gonna ride it.

Holy shit I have the house to myself for the first time in like a month

My least favorite part of being in the emergency room is when Transport misgenders you super hard.

Bat update: I didn't see any bats although I spotted some lovely bits of soft purple sky where a bat might enjoy flying.

what they don't tell you is u can have found family even if you like your blood family

Look at this pro gamer

ladies, please, give the trans guys in your life something to hold. your purse. your coffee. the stuff you wanna try on at the store. give him purpose

Cool post but where's your alt text?

We have less than 7 days to finish our fundraiser to help pay for an emergency Kidney procedure and we have 6% left to raise. If you have anything to spare during this time it would help a lot and prevent us from going into medcial debt, shares and generosity help us a lot! gofund.me/16ef32cb1

BREAKING: John Cena has retired from professional wrestling after learning, to his disgust, that the sport was rigged

love language? he'll yeah i do

The Trump-Vance admin has been committing illegal strike after illegal strike. They're trying to normalize it. They're counting on you to lose track, to be too overwhelmed to remember the gravity of what they're doing. But we're keeping track of every single strike. So far: 22 strikes. 87 killed.

This is why I say that the p*lice are defunding YOU

worm for you

aren't all waves blue

Hi! I'm Wolly and I'm a 2D Animator looking to join VGen :) I can make animated avatars and pieces of any character you provide reference for :D but I need 20 RTs and 100 likes. could you help me out? Here's an example of my animation! (will post more art in the commenets) #VGenCode

my petard respects me too much. it would simply never hoist me in such a way

i might become a denim jacket guy. also hair gel. need hair gel. i don’t have hair, but i need it. for the jacket.

i am formally revoking their certificate of validity

at this point AI is the equivalent of your friend eating something disgusting and asking 800 times if you wanna try it

I don't use any Britishisms because I am going to Heaven actually

why does this keep happening

People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!

sorry for turning your grandma into a chaser and also a communist it will happen again.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Been saying this the whole time

the only genAi military use I could see actually saving on workload would be psyops. expect to see the most cooked photos of venezuela you've ever seen on the timeline

fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season

New IL laws seek to: -stop agents from arresting people at state courthouses -force hospitals & med providers to prep for visits by immigration agents -protect people at daycares, community colleges, public universities -make it easier for people to sue federal agents if agents violated their rights

Sorry I'm autistic I don't know how to interact with soft-core pornography of myself

what da tuna

That's what makes it good for research though. It can take petabytes of data and detect patterns in it in mere days where a human doing so could take years and many potential patterns missed. Its already hitting a plateau in its capability. Its never gonna develop enough to be useful outside that.

some of u bitches are not valid

hey siri replace all ai-generated images I encounter throughout the day with paintings by john singer sargent

The Macho Man Randy Savage Peace Prize presented by Slim Jim

pals you gotta quit spotify

THAT’S RIGHT

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

I thought the onion didnt use AI images??? @bencollins.bsky.social