impossible to remember now, but for most of his career Aaron Rodgers' reputation was that he was thoughtful, likable, and enjoyed facts so much they let him host Jeopardy

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/

Charlotte Hornets: 14-25, point diff. of -0.33 points per game. Los Angeles Lakers: 23-13, point diff. of -0.33 points per game.

This is a cartoon about housing.

@add-hawk.bsky.social fantastic episode with @pablo.show. You did a great job of putting words to a phenomenon I think we've been feeling for a while, but I lacked language for. Really appreciate your insights.

I usually come here for the Kawhi/Aspiration episodes, but decided to listen to this one on a whim, and it was truly excellent. Wow. Mind opening.

The ballroom will streamline the corruption so much!

if a Democrat had said “I can’t wait to host the oil companies at my 90,000 square foot golden self-commemorative ballroom that I tore down the White House and solicited $300 million in bribes to build” it would literally be considered the worst scandal and gaffe in human history

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

Holy fuck they actually did it

The shooting in Minnesota is a reminder that while authoritarian governments may justify abuses of power by directing them at scapegoats or vulnerable populations, the goal is ultimately to deploy them against anyone they wish to www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Funniest part of The Naked Gun reboot imo:

Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open

I am a bit surprised at how quickly they have gone into straight up propaganda mode

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

Someone just turned $32K into $436K on Polymarket by betting on Maduro being overthrown this month. The ability to gamble on any event also means the ability to insider trade on any event.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets. polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...

Excited to be told in a year or three years or whatever that we need to look forward and not worry about punishing war crimes.

If Xi Jinping invaded Taiwan right now, and toppled the president there, on what grounds would the United States object? Or have any credibility to say anything?

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

You were saying?

So fmr Honduran President Hernandez voluntarily surrendered, and was duly extradited, tried and convicted for drug trafficking, and Trump pardoned him 6w ago. And this morning, Trump illegally attacks Venezuela and abducts its president and his wife purportedly to try them for drug trafficking.

A remarkable trend that will come as a shock to you if your only info about NYC is from this Fox News. Homicides in NYC... 1990: 2,262 1993: 1,927 1998: 629 2001: 649 2013: 335 2019: 320 2021: 488 2024: 382 2025 (as of 12/28): 302

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

It has been The Onion's best year since we broke Watergate and subsequently, personally had Richard Nixon removed from office. I'm going to share some personal favorite stories in this thread. Please add your own, and visit the Our Annual Year recap below. theonion.com/our-annual-y...

Whether it's Hillary Clinton making $100,000 in cattle futures 14 years before she became First Lady or Donald Trump making $1.7 billion from his DJT meme stock while serving as president, both sides have made money in controversial ways.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

I feel like "attention hacking" is most of politics now. The Minnesota aid fraud story is becoming a perfect example. Recap: In 2022, the Biden DOJ filed the first charges against dozens of fraudsters, many of them Somali-American, who'd fleeced a state food aid program. (1/x)

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Heard nephew talking about "adjusting the grindsetting" and got worried he'd become a shitty business influencer. What a relief to learn he was just reading the instructions for a new coffee maker.

Excellent. I loved those uniforms with the flowing script, simple design

Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de

#GVerse 😂😱🤣

the extremely rare phenomenon of the “Threads banger” @timduffy.bsky.social

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Somehow I missed the original episode, and just listened to it now. @joshrobbins.bsky.social aka America's Sweetheart, was fantastic as always and invited the audience to dinner. It is nice to have some sunshine in our world. A podcast that literally makes me laugh out loud.

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

Tor des Jahres wäre damit auch geklärt 😮‍💨🤯🔥 #scf #scfreiburg #bundesliga #scfbvb

Well done team. It's not easy hauling this out of the warehouse each year, then building it up to bring the magic of Christmas into the terminal. I'm sure the passengers appreciate it. We all do.

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.

"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."

I'm allergic to the bullshit and it's actually pretty debilitating. Tapas, mocktails, white elephant gift parties, Movember....it's a constant battle to manage my condition.