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I'd rather you touched my beard than my coffee
11 months ago
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sweetie Ο
11 days ago
i come on here and say stupid stuff bc everything is stupid including me
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Lizzlepants π
11 days ago
so what if I unplugged your life support to charge my phone AITA
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mindi
11 days ago
like sand through the hour glass, so are the days of bluesky
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Uffdafuckingda
11 days ago
Iβd follow you back, but youβre not naked enough.
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I ponder the words of a great poet laureate that once said " Your ass is a spaceship I want to ride"
11 days ago
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Buttholefly kisses
22 days ago
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Sorry I'm late Was hoovering my fridge
24 days ago
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Reem
24 days ago
#morningsky
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See you on the other side bitches * Crosses the road carefully *
24 days ago
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Skeet so good it got 17 views
24 days ago
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I wanna go back to the time I was the roller disco king
24 days ago
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So the Argyle ash won the tree of the year 2025... A very deserving win Go tree Go tree Go tree
29 days ago
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30 days ago
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Your aura speaks volumes you damn DAMN hot thing you
30 days ago
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Jerry from the block never got the acknowledgement he deserved
about 1 month ago
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Just fax me
about 1 month ago
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AnnaMolly
about 1 month ago
You must have missed my post the first time it went around
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Jerry Chen
about 1 month ago
you're telling me these sausages are made out of vegans
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When she says she vibing
about 1 month ago
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Granite Man
about 1 month ago
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs": Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
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If you're just waking up, I've had a little sneaky peak through Tuesday and it's a bit meh...
about 1 month ago
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Dating me would be easier if I didn't give you side effects
about 1 month ago
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Buckle up buttercup...
about 1 month ago
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Hey... Go fuck yourself I did, it was ace
about 1 month ago
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I'd rather have a break, than some head * True story *
about 1 month ago
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For every action there's a erection Or something like that
about 1 month ago
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I've just found out my government are planning on sending me back to Twitter... I'll miss you all so much
about 1 month ago
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I'm cool until I walk into a cobweb
about 1 month ago
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Γ¦mΙ
about 1 month ago
I just woke up and fuck me I can not wait to go to bed tonight
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What god damn day is it ?
about 1 month ago
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Madam Mayhem
2 months ago
What people think my bruises are from: Sex or the gym. What they are actually from: Running into shit.
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Madam Mayhem
about 1 month ago
Approximately 37% of men on dating apps look like serial killers.
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Here for the disappointment Don't disappoint
about 1 month ago
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Hey... Don't be so hard on yourself numbnuts
about 1 month ago
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If you're cute and you make me laugh... There's a catch
about 1 month ago
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light
about 1 month ago
ExSkEeTs Me?!!
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I find you all very, VERY, attractive
about 1 month ago
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There's civil unrest..... In my pants
about 1 month ago
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WineMummy
about 1 month ago
Imagine getting upset over stupid jokes on the internet.
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Uffdafuckingda
about 1 month ago
Good morning inglorious bastards.
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Turns out it's 11 times a month, not 11 times a day... Sorry little man
about 1 month ago
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Trust me when I say, trust no one
about 1 month ago
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I'm just here for the nitty gritty
about 2 months ago
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Granite Man
about 2 months ago
Ate a peach, thought of you.
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I'll always have your mom as a back up plan baby
about 2 months ago
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WineMummy
about 2 months ago
Department of your dad.
add a skeleton here at some point
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The Sweaty Gardener
3 months ago
People in the gym look like they don't want to be there Oh wait, that's my reflection in a mirror
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Follow your dreams means go back to bed right?
about 2 months ago
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I'm gonna give this Friday a test drive for ya
about 2 months ago
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DaddyJew
about 2 months ago
if it makes you feel any better, i roll my eyes when i see my posts as well
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