This time last year I was at Kinkfest…sitting on a couch with @jmseaborn.bsky.social, eating cake and watching subs get the kink spanked out of them.

Here to distract you from the fact it’s Monday… #nude #heels #domme #fetish

This might be the absolute best photo of my arse to ever exist… #ass #arse #gloves #lingerie #milf #cougar

Frisky Friday feels… #lingerie #bodystocking #milf #cougar

They knew what they were doing…

Happy Hump Day! #ass #arse #humpday

Titty Tuesday… #boobs #nipples #lingerie

It’s my 44th birthday! To celebrate, I’m offering 40% off the spicy place for today only. This offer is only available to the first 40 subscribers so get in quick…

Greetings from Stockholm and the fantastic hotel bathroom lighting…

Who’s joining Mayhem’s Locktober? #locktober #chastity #cockcage

Why do I always decide to ride a suction cup dildo after heavy leg day at the gym?

Happy Hump Day! #ass #arse #humpday #milf #cougar #lingerie

Something a little different for Titty Tuesday this week…

Here to fight the Monday blues… #lingerie #milf #cougar #ass #arse

Me sweating at the gym knowing men would pay to lick me clean…

Today is my first day of funemployment, so expect to see more of this kind of thing soon… #lingerie #reels #milf #cougar

For the CFNM guys…I see you…standing there naked. #CNFM #fetish #kink #domme #femdom

Approximately 37% of men on dating apps look like serial killers.

Thigh Thursday time… #musclemommy #thighs #thighthursday #footfetish #feet

Happy Hump Day! #ass #arse #lingerie #musclemommy

Here to fight the Monday blues… #lingerie #cougar #milf

Friday feels… #lingerie #milf #cougar #musclemommy

Me watching Perfect Match when all the guys think a vibrating butt plug is too kinky…

Happy hump day! #ass #arse #humpday #butt

saying ur love language is words of affirmation is a socially acceptable way to of saying u have a praise kink

Titty Tuesday, sponsored by my nipples in this incredible bodysuit… #lingerie #nipples #boobs #tits

Friday feels… #ass #arse #lingerie #milf #cougar

If you’re an androgynous, gender-ambiguous hottie with tattoos and we’ve met, just know there’s a 100% chance I have a crush on you. And if you’re a barista, I am absolutely in love with you.

Titty Tuesday Tease #boobs #tits #nipples #lingerie

Happy Bank Holiday Monday! #ass #arse #butt #milf #cougar

This counts for Thigh Thursday, right? #ass #arse #thighs #thighthursday #lingerie

PSA to cis men…

What people think my bruises are from: Sex or the gym. What they are actually from: Running into shit.

Muscle Mummy Monday #lingerie #musclemummy #milf #cougar

That Friday feeling… #milf #cougar #lingerie #boobs

Happy Hump Day from your local Domme… #ass #arse #humpday #domme #fishnets #boots

Here to fight the Monday blues… #lingerie #milf #cougar

You know what’s better than one creampie? Three. In two holes…

Thigh Thursday, sponsored by Quadzilla #legs #thighthursday #musclemummy #gymgirl

Happy Hump Day! #humpday #ass #arse #thong #milf #cougar

Titty Tuesday Tease… #lingerie #nipples #boobs

Does this help you forget it’s Monday? #ass #arse #lingerie #thong

In completely unrelated news, it looks like the neighbours directly opposite my balcony are packing to move out.

You have been warned…

THE BALCONY HAS FINALLY BEEN CHRISTENED. That is all.

Frisky Friday…I know a lot of you would like your face up in there… #ass #arse #nude #naked #domme

Get yourself a gym fwb who can sexualise literally any exercise.

Titty Tuesday… #tits #boobs #nipples #lingerie #sheer

I had someone fuck the sadness out of me today. Squirting is as cathartic as crying, right?

I hate compliments and I have a praise kink. It’s complicated.