So for months they have tried to blame the entire fentanyl crisis on Venezuela and the indictment only mentions cocaine, which they pardoned a different guy for weeks ago

It’s 1976. Things many American school kids probably don’t know how to do: *secure a tourniquet during an active shooter drill *edit a pdf *share the wifi password *order a burrito taxi on dad’s credit card *avoid lead poisoning from drinking out of the hose *67 bro

Kelvin Banks 👀👀👀

Shuckboi_szn

25 years ago today... www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xtn...

Thought for a hot second Tech managed to have -12 points 😭

The best rivalry in the NFL imo

Normalizing ostracizing people who do terrible things 🥰

Anything but gun violence with these people

Wrote this up for Palette Swap!

Went yesterday about 10:30. It was busy, but kind of hit the sweet spot to get in, get what I needed, and GTFO

Man, the Beerman was special

nuclear physics is hard. raising children is hard. doing the right thing is not.

The strategy is "Man scared of dying and being forgotten. Trying to put his name on everything possible before that"

Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.

Weirdly, I’ve never felt the need to apologize more these days.

These are the people the DNC insists we should try to court or meet in the middle

legitimately love this guy.

Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy

What a great 24 hrs for mediocre white men getting punched in the ring

"We here at Bank of America remember a time when a woman couldn't get a credit card without her husband's approval. Wouldn't that be fun again?"

It's wonderful isn't it? Has anybody told them to "get over it!" yet?

Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace Prize hard-drive.net/seymour-guad...

Presenting slop conversation from wealthy and powerful people as "thought leadership" is the Fox News playbook And, if we're honest, it's successful

"To see those... those... monkeys from those African countries... Damn them! They're still uncomfortable wearing shoes!" - Ronald Reagan

Chasing the Joe Rogan fandom with a Disney flick is a choice

Hopefully this game is a valuable future lesson for Kellen Moore of "don't take points off the board"

At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.

The lower bowl was definitely more packed yesterday for St Aug/Karr 😂

Fox trying to blame Biden:

You can’t play the Big Tymers “Still Fly” and expect to distract the Stephen F Austin kicker. Gator Boots and the pimped out Gucci Suits.

It's amazing everyone working on Conservative agendas don't know shit about shit when asked in public

It's really a wonder how successful the NBA is despite how bad the league is at marketing what might be the best athletes in the world CURRENTLY PLAYING

Troy Aikman wanting a Thank You note for making payroll.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Does the NBA even HAVE other traditional rivalries? Not like <player> v. <team> or <team that's been good lately> v. <other ttbgl>, but just <team> v. <team> regardless of record?

#nolasky join @amandasoprano.bsky.social @therhancock19.bsky.social and yours truly on December 7th for the annual Christmas party @ 12 Mile Limit. This will be year ten for Ryne's annual toy drive! RT and spread the word. Also check out the wish list: a.co/hqYL0Q4

gm @dude3000.bsky.social

Horror/comedy movie: being haunted and constantly roasted by these two.

YALL watch until the end 💀 😫😂

The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.

😭

Receiving a call from, presumably, Mike the Tiger, makes this sketch even funnier

If there's one thing the @neworleanssaints.bsky.social are good at, it’s onside kicks in Miami-Dade County.