There's at least two other sources of water in my house avalible at all times. This guy instead will just wait in the bathroom for me to walk in there and turn on water for him anytime he's thirsty.

“John wick tournament” is such a baller idea oh my lord

Maybe it will happen today. I really want it to happen today. I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit. I want it to happen today. I'm sick of waiting for good things to happen. This stupid fucking crap just keeps going on and on and it never happens. To anyone. Happen. Now. NOW. I CAST MY SPELL.

i vetted this to make sure it wasn’t ai so you could enjoy it fully

starting a strip law rewatch

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

a special burn unit specifically for people who can’t wait for their food to cool down

pringles are the ultimate food of community spirit. if there aren't just enough pringles in the can they get smashed to pieces if you shake it up. but together they protect each other

I don't want AI in my email I don't want AI in my search engine I don't want AI in my house I won't click AI with a mouse I don't want AI in a box I don't want AI in firefox

when ur on a walk and there's a dog

happy birthday to Deirdre Skye, leader of Gaia's Stepdaughters, canonically born today, May 28, 2025.

Conan the Barbarian has long been a fave of mine but I still think my favorite part is the same from my first viewing, a tiny throwaway moment when they're talking about Thulsa Doom to some rando villager who shrugs and says "well it started out as just your average snake cult"

Sometimes I'll be on a walk and I see someone drive by in the same kind of car I own and for a brief second it's always like "holy shit is that me?" Then I see it's someone else driving and I'm like "Ok good I must still be at home"

Came out the house this morning to find a little pile of fox scat on my front step. Fox had to carefully position themselves basically touching my front door. Spouse says its probably a nice gesture from the fox, but i cant help but worry its like an omen or my house is now marked in some way

I am starting a thread of tropes and fiction elements that i love to see. Feel free to reply with you own favorites.

still thinking about it. ryoko kui is a yuri genius for making marcille a fussy kinda-conservative femme4femme type who's unfortunately fallen head over heels for a jeans and bug tshirt girl

timeline cleanse

It was raining so i opened the window to let the smell in. I think he also enjoys the petrichor smell

Happy May Day

Beet destemmer.

Being an autistic adult is occasionally, or even quite often, having to ask people you love if they are mad at you because their tone changed even slightly and now you’re in an anxiety spiral because you have a history of people you love being mad at you and you not knowing why

trying to post through it rn

today so far

what is this error message bsky. you require more vespene gas ass. fuckin construct additional pylons

Upside down

LIVE GOBLIN REACTION and it cuts to a random goblin eating chips (she wasn't paying attention)

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

30 years ago

just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

I am trying to find joy in drawing. I am not better at it than when i was a kid but working on becoming ok with that. These are the crabs ive drawn so far

Doomsday prepping but ONLY to be the perplexingly upbeat radio DJ acting as a beacon of light in the gloomy wasteland

So it is now the season where this woodpecker bird drums on the vents on my roof. It reveberates through the whole house. I think its a courtship thing, seems they like the acoustics. Sounds like someone is using an impact tool on my plumbing

They are Real and they are Out There somewhere

Men ( I ) only want one thing ( a tiny, fanciful truck ) and it's disgusting

I am blocking cursive defenders today. Just write legibly using the roman alphabet, it's not a big deal

Big if true

This joke is so dang good. After watching it a few times i finally noticed theyre fighting on the roof of Christmas Cola from episode 2

me: we're all so mired in discourse and the cruelty of our world. that we've turned harsh and acidic. why bother to keep going? japanese guinea pig account: tofu-chan is a little ugly, but she's very friendly. grow big and strong, tofu-chan! me, tearing up again: grow big and strong, tofu-chan...

i will never apologize for a post

It's been two decades, but this comic lives in my head. Thanks @billamend.bsky.social

If you can go to GameStop and buy Game Informer, it stands to reason that I could go to WingStop and buy

I am struggling with this war. My heart is full of grief for everyone already killed and everyone soon to be.

This Wedneaday Addams/Enid Sinclair stuff just keeps getting more elaborate

Cat's got them apple bottom jeans,

Ive got the space heater in my office so this guy is sitting way too close