Humans: we like dumplings, bbq, and telling people about neat animals we saw in the woods one time.

Leaving the email notification from Ao3 on my phone all day as a little treat

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

Ancient Mesoamerican cultures were undefeated at having ceramic vessels that were also just a little guy

Ive watched this about 100 times. This is why the internet was invented. Right here. Peak content.

The downside of Autism is that I can never see what's in front of me because the HUD is always blocking my view.

Working from home and i gotta share the office with this guy

Toshiro Mifune has had enough of your nonsense 📽️

Trying to get through the day. Gotta read something other than current events for a second

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

Virgin skull/punisher/death logo vs Chad “we have no idea so ensign Bob draw something up based off that one night at the bar” logo

Monday: The Workman's Curse Tuesday: The Day of Bastards Wednesday: Heavy is the Burden of Sisyphus Thursday: The Second Day of Bastards Friday: Business in the Front, Party in the Back Saturday: Me Old Ham, My Good Time Charlie Sunday: Fairweather Friend

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조선 인퀴지터

We have to outlaw politicians that are too old to statistically live 20 years into the world they are crafting

My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”

“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”

When they ask me what radicalized me

this made me so happy

Sharks in Romania 🦈

if you loved me youd bring a wagon full of hard breads and dried fruits and spices and sugars to my estate

i think it's both correct and a little bit liberating. we post not to fix the world but to harmlessly putter around inside it

me when it happens

Mesmerizing stuff!

happy anniversary

Apparently the White House is freaking out as people are posting this photo of beloved character actor Richard Kind to all platforms just doing my part feel free to do yours.

Catching falling snow on my walk this morning and all i hear is Tyler Durden yelling

It's snowing! First one of the season. Driving to the laundromat i got to doing a lil sliding to remind me to drive slower

shes a beautiful women with great comedic timing who is passionate about her interests!! you cant seriously expect me to throw that away just bc she does some murders

"My wife is also really into Warhammah Forty Thousand. She explains it to me while she paints her little models and I do the crossword. Anyways, she says that she wishes GW made more female models. But I see a lot of your models, forgive my bluntness, are noticeably female. Could you explain that?"

worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages worker 2: sacre bleu! worker: yeah for sure man

Working from home and i gotta share the office with this guy

Q: Are you affirming that you think Glinda the Good is a fascist? ELPHABA THROPP: I've spoken about-- GLINDA UPLAND: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.

Asking the waiter for one of their largest decomposing vegetables then impressing my date with how quickly I break it down with my superior enzymes

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

It's Friday night baby

This is, of course the divide between conservative and liberal/leftist thought. The right wing is obsessed with what's in people's hearts because they think evil is inherent, something you are or aren't. On the left, we care about actions. Evil is what you DO.

First time ever voting in person today

(me later, biking around and pointing at random skeletons ppl still have out from halloween) - dick cheney

They’re still filming episodes of the netflix show the floor is lava, nobody told the cast and crew the show was cancelled in 2022, they’re still carting people into a warehouse in la full of slime and letting them fall into the crud nobody is stopping them nobody can

Maybe it will happen today