Oh cool, multiple tornado warnings, great way to end the week! But someone has to mind the store! People need their emergency dildos!

Great day for a festival

Yo, have you considered trees? We should totally get more!

Damn, got myself all dolled up and I got my ass on the bus just before the skys opened up

Too hot for the adult toy store

My look for doing dishes

Who wants to make out to "Love My Way"?

I have a strong urge to pull out the bass and play Love Like Blood

Vegetarian Depeche Mode be like "Enjoy the salads" "Never lettuce down again" "Hummus all the time"

So I'm excited to not only be coming home, but knowing there's going to be a bomb ass salad waiting for me

The best time to leave the states is ten years ago The second best time is now

To anyone who thinks that they won't arbitrarily pick out visibly transgender people, anti-trump protestors, etc and debank them while declaring them domestic terrorists - They declared Alex Pretti a domestic terrorist before his body was even cold.

Enrique Iglesias dating a trans woman: Did you take your Spiro baby?

i can’t wait to play the fallout new vegas remaster so i can finally become transgender

I wonder if they call them N cells because they're annoying and nobody likes them

If matter teleportation becomes a thing, you better believe it will be invented by a trans woman

Handing out pamphlets that say "just take the estrogen" like those Christians on the corner, except looking way hotter while doing it

And all the bothans say I'm pretty fly for a Jedi

Dominican fast food restaurant: Domway

Gen z doesn't dig as many holes as previous generations Maybe it's because you have to call before you dig

Back To<== ==>The Futon

If you know three cats named Speedy, Polly, and Guido, we should hang out

Hey everyone. I'm really sorry to do this but I've just crunched some numbers after an unforseen expense and this month is going to be incredibly tight for me. I know it's hard for everyone, but if you can help, it would be incredibly appreciated. 💜 ko-fi.com/violetwren428

Why did you transition, right answers only I was called a girl all the time growing up. I got tired of saying "no, I'm not!"

you need to be powermaxxing

No filter Also, if you have any kind of filter mask, today would be a good day to wear it

The itch of addiction never fully goes away

chiitan is the only chaser I trust

Fuel by Metallica is actually about HRT. GIVE ME BOOBS GIVE ME THIGHS I'M ABOUT TO FEMINIZE YEAH

Mesopotamian god of watersports Pissuzu

therian bottom? you mean a stuffed animal?

"I have no talent" Says the girl that made this

Day Drinking suggests Night Eating

didnt kno the boys were into chrono trigger

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Rebelling respectfully

Bela Lugosi's fed

I share a therapist with my wife Telling her that we're going to get divorced, her reaction was basically...

Watching Battlestar Galactica with my bestie. She's seen it before and I appreciate her not spoiling who's not human Cylons is golden

Bela Lugosi's fed

Romulan Ales at the Storm Crow

Oh, wow. That's fucked up. *Hits like and repost.*

Hair of the dog? Yes

What noise is this? Not dead? Not yet quite dead?

On the train to the city because fuck it, why not

lmaooooo rip bozo

I let my chub rub and my penance is penatan

I'm a community leader (teaching newly cracked eggs fake queer slang to see if I can get them to start using it).

Quench my thirst with estrogeen!

Salad, bitch!