Grabbing my own hips cause I’m a strong independent woman

The 5 words every woman wants to hear

It doesn't matter what genital configuration you have, you should have a wand vibrator

Appliances gain sentience

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Can you get high huffing Tiger Balm? I dunno, but it smells amazing!

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

Air Bud Light

Why is queer joy even necessary? Because queer trauma and queer pain have been forced upon us for so long

Get that butch a carabiner. Butches love carabiners.

So ... How big was it? (Your denial beard)

Yo! Someone tried to return a sex doll today! Of course, it's final sale! But dude, you drop 9 bills on something without thinking about how you're gonna get it into your place without your folks finding out? Long story short, she's in the dumpster now

I enjoy working in an adult toy store. Is it about the money? Not really, because I'm not making that much more than minimum wage. It's the education aspect. I like being able to tell someone all about something that fits their needs and watching them go home happy

“the people running this new platform are going to gatekeep people they dont want there!!” uhhh.. yes? thats the point? kicking nazis out of your bar for being nazis is also ideological gatekeeping, do you have a problem with that, too?

I have attempted creative writing again So far I have a paragraph on how it sucks to talk on the phone

I think I'm a weirdo (there's many reasons for this, but here is one) I actually enjoy shoveling snow. It's a shame I don't have a driveway to shovel

Four Christmas movies to know me by

Vous lait de poule avec moi, ce soir?

Had a dream where I was working at Walmart and had to go pee but the women's room was through the offices, next to the boss' office, inside the executive bedroom. I got distracted watching a true crime doc and the boss (played by Kyle MacLachlan) came in and chastised me for taking to long

STOP! This is a Selfie Checkpoint; You MUST Repost with a cute Selfie to Proceed!

if you tell your doctor you're feeling sad and he tells you to go see a clown, please get a second opinion. that doctor is probably in big pagliacci's pocket

the saddest short story ever told gock inverted; never topped with it

everything is hard and the world is set up for me to fail but i keep setting goals and reaching them and if this car can happen soon I'll have the spoons to move on the the next one. Thank you to everyone that has helped. gofund.me/47676b544

I think I might be a tad bit overexcited that my roommate is getting her first dose of estrogen right now!

hi everyone, things are dire. my job hunt is fruitless so far. i urgently need to make December rent, my bank account is in the negative today while the most recent donation transfers anything, at all, helps. boosting helps. im scared, im tired i dont know what to do. please help.

Tho it remains to be seen how bad, I'm well below the point where I can safely get thru the month Whatever you can give will help (links in bio) And as usual: $50 in a day = I post titties $100 = I post ass $200 = I post full frontal ✨️💖✨️

Help my friend @3rdworldmiss.bsky.social get food & keep the lights on 💖

look, I'm sorry I ate your wife's pussy, but in my defense there's no ethical consumption under capitalism

Contemplating self harm

And yes of course Aksjon Skyscraper is a Christmas movie!

Time for one of my favorite Christmas movies, Skrudd.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

I present to u the very first test anim made with these characters, directly after they were modeled back in april (8 months ago!) The not bloodborne bg was just a placeholder as we didn't have the New York set built yet 😱 Support the show! Only 2 hours left! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...

Got high and watched Del Toro's Frankenstein

every trans girl talks about wanting to be a hucow but none of them ever talk about wanting to be a hucard

this album goes so hard i wish trans people were real

hateful dude outside our store with anti-trans petition & management asked him to leave but he refuses so they're calling higher authorities to have him removed i busted outside into the rain, sunshine coming through the clouds & pointed "HA! MASSIVE RAINBOW! GOD'S ON *OUR* SIDE" & flipped him off

He also SA'd a 15 year old babysitter. His support is not surprising www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

I'm $130 from rent, and I need gas lol $danirockasota V: djamiempls

Made it into my lyft with 4% battery to spare

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.

Prog got me all

We’ve been doing the “is Die Hard a Christmas movie” discourse for over a decade. Well I guess you know what they say about old habits! ba dum tsh

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