pussy so tender it falls off the bone

Jackbox tonight with the girlies in the discord server, so looking forward to it!

Okay so sound off in the replies, what's more normal? Grilled cheese with ketchup Or Grilled cheese with mayonnaise I'm having a heated argument with my coworker

A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY Now: We need a cleansing fire

Years ago, a friend asked me why billionaires want MORE money when they could never spend the tiniest fraction of what they have. My answer is that they want immunity. The immunity to do literally any horrific they want without consequence. Nothing I've seen since has changed my mind.

I love living with someone who not only likes cooking, but is extremely good at it! Whole house smells amazing!

I'm glad that my ticking disorder showed up when I was an adult If that shit happened when I was a teen, in the pentecostal church, I woulda thought I was speaking in tongues

The Trans Woman Tax If you like this silly video, repost it please! Bsky only shares things through reposts, not likes, and I’m trying to be the Most Famous Bitch On Earth

Desperately trying to get together $300 to cover replacing a tire on my car. Currently I'm stranded, safe, but unable to do DoorDash deliveries. Please boost and help if you can. To make matters worse I can only use money sent to my Cashapp, more issues with my bank. CA: $margotlaine Thank you🖤

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

The early bird makes the coffee

The dogs have realized I'm awake They are now demanding my presence Unfortunately, they will have to wait I got toilet scrolling to do first

Another week is over! Ask me some things! ngl.link/jaqalope

Please repost this for science!

Okay so sound off in the replies, what's more normal? Grilled cheese with ketchup Or Grilled cheese with mayonnaise I'm having a heated argument with my coworker

posting so good the former bsky dev blocks you

finally some good fucking news!

Wife and I got our Valentine's gifts early!

100% him until we new game+

They told me to dress for the job I want, but apparently, you're not allowed to go outside naked

Science again!

I think about this a lot when people with college educations start talking and making references and I'm just like 😵

God is a trans woman Satan is also a trans woman They're making out sloppy style

Okay well now I HAVE to start chapter 10 of Aftertaste tonight. @awkward.gay made Aftertaste inspired merch at her store, btw! Including wine glasses. You gotta take a peak. toxicyuri.gay

sex traffiking is wrong huh? oh, then you agree. sex workers should be in control of their own careers and get paid for it.

Doing a Throwback for Thigh Thursday

What did the raver say when the drugs wore off?

My early childhood was greatly influenced by house and video game music To this day, I can listen to a thirty second loop for ten minutes and not only not be annoyed by it, but thoroughly enjoy it

So, apparently if you think I'm kinda cute or hot, then your suppose too share this post 😜 I don't make rules 😉

H I T A C H I o t h n u a d l e d m r i d r d o e t

So, apparently if you think I'm kinda cute or hot, then your suppose too share this post 😜 I didn't make rules 😉

So, apparently if you think I'm kinda cute or hot, then your suppose too share this post 😜 I didn't make rules 😉

So, apparently if you think I'm kinda cute or hot, then your suppose too share this post 😜 I didn't make rules 😉

So, apparently if you think I'm kinda cute or hot, then you're supposed to share this post 😜 I don't make the rules 😉

I'm such a sex toy nerd that I can be watching porn and geek out that she's using the Le Wand Petite Unicorn Edition!

I can't believe Illumination and Nintendo are putting a woke TRANSSEXUAL in their upcoming "family friendly" movie.

H I T A C H I o t h n u a d l e d m r i d r d o e t

build relationships with: • drug dealers • aspiring ecoterrorists • strippers • biohacker gremlins • yaoi artists • ppl w/ arson charges • 30-50 feral hogs • sluts • vampires • thick werewolves • ppl on 5 different stimulants • tranarchists • dudes who self-suck • heretics • big titty goth gfs

it's the same picture

Playing Neopets

post dreamworks face

Jaqalope used Minimize But it failed

Work bidet Take me away

You know what I'm grumpy I'm not giving discounts to anybody Unless they're coming in to buy large quantities of dildos to throw at fascists

... AND THE MASTURBATORS OF THE UNIVERSE

Early days of gaming was great when you were broke and couldn't afford the latest console Mom couldn't afford an SNES, but I was still getting NEW NES games up to 3 years after the SNES released

Rough morning Woke up late, so a quarter of it was gone, had to jam 4 hours worth of chores into 3 The only time I get to relax is the hour and a half bus ride to and from work. by the time I get home, it's dinner then bed. It's no wonder that all I talk about is work, it's the majority of my life