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A story in two acts.

It has happened more than once that a Man has told me he is training an AI model of himself to give people access to his thoughts without him having to be present. It's only a matter of time before I tell such a Man that I already have too much access to what is going on in his brain, thank you.

The replies include some creative wrong answers like “duck on a buck,” “quack on a rack,” “elk is the shelf,” and my favorite “gander on an antler” 😂

“I have gun”

Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses. It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them. Yes. This exists. 😹

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him

One of the great slogans of our age.

found out today that my bar's pinball group submits to the international flipper pinball association. That's how I came to find out that I'm the 36,075th-ranked pinball player in the world. Huh!

what absolute fucken nimrod didn’t name this PROTINI????

blue-eyes white dragon can't lose … help all my jokes are from 2007

So I've been working in finance for the last little bit and… you may not be surprised to know that folks in the industry think Jim Cramer is a total fraud in an exquisite amount of dimensions.

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

Heart grew two sizes? Cool, good, they'll make a movie about you even if you did steal all those presents. Tendon grew two sizes? That's plantar fasciitis bro, now you've got a day brace AND a night brace.

(Playing hangman) Me, relieved: yes that’s right, Tony Hawk. You know who that is then? 9yo: no, who’s that. Was he in the war???

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> Reproducible sandwich builds remain aspirational. A compliance level of “close enough” is acceptable for non-safety-critical sandwiches. Safety-critical sandwiches SHOULD target full reproducibility. nesbitt.io/2026/02/08/s...

M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months

So apparently we know what is in souls now? And… it is Markdown? Bad times, metaphysically.

Turns out public outrage matters.

still deeply weird to me to generate text with a graphics card. Like, I get it, but it just *feels* like the wrong tool for the job.

love that hacking is now (checks notes) "tell a computer to rob a bank in a text file" cybernews.com/security/win...

Every time the price of bitcoin drops again, you can ask yourself these two questions: 1) like rain, why doesn't it drop a little more 2) like a cat, how did it get up there in the first place

Q: Why will football be featured during the Bad Bunny concert?* A: The Bad Bunny concert is fantastic exposure for the NFL and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to put the game of American football in front of fans of the biggest musical artist in the world.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

If you're a Ruby dev especially, go grab something! graceful.dev

Ah yes, Spain, famously English-speaking. 😆

One thing I wanted to do this year was find more community, and more joy in social stuff. So I joined a pinball league! One thing I didn't plan for here was that I'm *really bad* at pinball. 😆

the japanese word for egg is tamago, which can be literally translated as Orb Child

A reminder — there are *millions* of social sites on the internet, like Storygraph for your reading and Ravelry for your knitting, etc. It’s only the biggest, run by the extremist fascists, that do these terrible things. Don’t define the internet by a handful of apps run by 5 sociopaths.

80% of all nfl coaches / coaching candidates are named Mike McMacMikeMichael

I wish this too would pass sooner

In a country THAT Catholic and West African syncretic, y'all gonna go out into the streets, protest *For* Bolsonaro, and get literally struck by Actual Lightning??? Change your life; change it right now.

I don't want to live in a world where we forget how to be kind to each other and that seems to be the goal of those who want to control us.

I know it’s controversial but I will always side with “why should we change the idealistic symbols, they’re the ones who suck.”

Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."

*frantically googling* moral arc bent wrong how to fix wikihow diy moral arc fix moral arc technician near me

Yes, collectively it's called the "Beasts of Burden Suite." It's six games. Donkey Kong is the flagship. Then Reindeer Kong. Hm? Yes, not actually a reindeer. Then Mule Kong, then Lllama Kong. Also monkeys, yes. Then Bactrian Camel Kong. That's correct, also monkey. Then Elephant Kong. Yes I'll hold

Tried gochujang for the first time today. Gonna be putting this on everything now tyvm

While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →

The gift is the largest in the college’s history.

The world is terrible but the kids (of St. Paul, MN) are alright.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

ICE is younger than the Taco Bell chalupa and about the same age as the Crunchwrap supreme and contributes far less to society than either!

Little known fact: Paul Graham is eleven thousand red flags in a suit.

We’re gonna win ‘cause we’ve got joy on our side.