doom wads will give you the bfg and use that as an excuse to make you fight the cyberdemon in a broom closet

what the fuck, youtube can't play alternate audio tracks while casting?? they just vanish from the ⚙️ menu entirely glad the brain trust at google is busy getting a bank of gpus to rephrase video titles instead of making the fuckin core proposition of Play Video actually work

happy birthday mewtwo!

charging up

thats cool. imade it in doom in 10 mtuiens

oh no i'm once again falling down the rabbit hole where i want to do a specific thing in renpy that has no obvious solution, but search results are fully clogged with beginner tutorials and q&a that use all the same words

man. steven universe was pretty good

i guess i'm 20 years late on this but why is james voiced by weevil underwood?? i am not sure how to get into this

all puppygirls can do this

turtle teenage mutant ninjas 🎶

evil ball

Just working on a style for chibi stoats :3

here once again, it's STRAWBERRY JAM 10! 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓 let's make some horny games this february! itch.io/jam/strawber...

television led me to believe that high school would involve a lot more of taking care of a fake baby than it actually did

license plate spotted: EVSUCKS 😔

[watching french pokémon dub] alright so ash wants to be a pokémon waiter

literal human babies really do bear an uncanny resemblance to youtubemen. like this should not work as well as it does

the product of nothing is 1

how in the hell do i pixel art something with 6-fold symmetry. this is impossible. we should've made displays out of hex grids instead

the japanese word for egg is tamago, which can be literally translated as Orb Child

thinkin about Wormhole X-Treme

banned pokémon episode 3: Electric Soldier Porygon wow the flashing was so obviously a bad idea from the first moment i saw it. like i'm (now) fairly confident i'm not epileptic, but full cyan/red alternating at 24fps was not exactly a delightful sensory experience. i don't know why they did this

forbidden pokémon episode #2: legend of dratini an insane old man points a gun directly at the screen less than a minute in, and honestly i didn't love it! he also shoots at team rocket for like a solid 20 seconds. "has gun" is his whole quirk. the whole episode is kind of unhinged

abolish the DHS. abolish the entire patriot act

recently read a bit about the mad max series and found out that it's not that all plant life on earth has died or anything, it's just set in australia

We need Bowser more than ever

why does no posting website let you search either your own timeline or your own likes

“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”

Told you to be careful with the evo stones

there's a neighborhood stray cat meowing sadly into our back door, and i guess cheeseball can't bear that another cat is sad because now HE's meowing sadly and rocketing around the house, like he's trying to run away from the sad thing

hmm. 1 degree. that's not a lot of degrees

we've been calling the pokémon snap guy Professor Dad ever since he scolded us for using his shrink ray

sometimes i'm struck by how much of my life is just spent on maintenance. like even just on my own body. my nails keep growing, so i have to trim them. my hair keeps growing, so i have to trim it. my dick keeps growing, so i have to trim that. just never ends

how do you visualize progression through a (geographically) nonlinear game, where a thing you do in one place might allow further progress in multiple other places? tried to do this before and it became unreadable so fast — the dep graph alone is complex, but it wants to fit to the world map too

revisiting more zachtronics games; it looks like i fell off 20th century food court because i started trying never to use the scanner (for cost reasons), and the result is an absolute fucking mess

woke up to a murder outside the bedroom window and they just will not stop cawing

having to increasingly aggressively block programmers who vibecode because the escalating smugness of "thank god we don't have to do the thing that we do, any more, and soon it will be dead forever" is such a fucking buzzkill

shenzhen i/o is cool conceptually but being unable to write inline comments is very bad actually also it turned out i'd reached the ending ages ago but never clicked the button because its in-world effect didn't sound like something i wanted to do

im playing new pokémon snap for the first time and if you throw an apple at a cacnea it sticks to them. 10/10

gooTF

I regret to inform7 you ma'am but your son is dead. Your son is found in the Grey Hallway. The description of your son is "a poor soul who died in these hallowed halls." The son is wearing a backpack. The backpack is openable and closed.

andre

here once again, it's STRAWBERRY JAM 10! 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓 let's make some horny games this february! itch.io/jam/strawber...

i can't break top percentile on the last fuckin tutorial puzzle in exapunks... the loop unrollers are too good for me...

thank u discord for doing a custom title bar now, seemingly only so you can stuff four buttons into it, at the cost of being unable to tell whether it has keyboard focus

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

i am once again begging programming games to stop making me write bubblesort in assembly

gang i do not understand the "i see you need a banner/avatar/emote!" spam from people with three-day-old accounts, no website, no links, no following, and only a couple generic example pieces all vaguely attributed to "a client" like what even is the con here. is it just stable diffusion

there IS a strawberry jam this year and i DO need to draw a banner for it so i can launch it

scribbles from a birthday stream #spicyart