saw a raccoon outside our bedroom window, which was a magical moment of being adjacent to nature until we discovered this particular raccoon has been pooping in the corner of our balcony

eheheh #art #spicyart

my resumé is a confusing weave through a number of genres. i also composed the first track for the lexy's labyrinth soundtrack, run a once-moderately-popular pokédex website, and have upwards of 150 youtube subscribers for some reason

someone said "hand puppet" to me. i forgot my bow but it's ok that happens a lot #art #spicyart?

wow i forgot the central conflict in gilmore girls is that she has very rich parents. that must be... tough? i only ever saw a few episodes of this and i think i might've mixed it up with weeds, which iirc has a similar-looking lead actress

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

I drew porn for fun now I'm drawing it for fun and spite

obligatory cock tf... #art #spicyart

trying to remember how to draw. here's a shiny eevee if i use mirroring then i only have to draw half the picture so it's twice as easy 🌌🧠 #art #spicyart

i switched meds a little while ago and i think i'm not on enough now because brain not work so good as it used to

this is absurd. a comically massive chunk of drawn porn (and people's own fantasies) is of the form "oh noo haha i can't believe this is happening to me, by surprise," and that is technically nonconsensual but the whole point is that the consent is shunted onto the viewer

KEEP UP THE PRESSURE

this is something you just have to live with if you are even barely well-known online; people make up elaborate stories about you in their heads. it will always happen and you cannot give a shit about it, only stomp on it if they try to spread these weird tales to anybody you actually know.

if you want to boycott disney, "not consuming disney" is a bit more effective than "consuming disney for free". the latter sends the message that you can't bear to go without it and keeps it culturally pervasive better yet, put that money towards something that's more in need of support

floraverse.com/comic/seeds/... VN - Circlet of the Sun (new) a reformation of the original, focused more on healing and connection

i am once again shilling the $4 fox flux beta tier on my patreon, which unlocks experiences such as whatever is going on here www.patreon.com/posts/4-fox-...

i am once again shilling the $4 fox flux beta tier on my patreon, which unlocks experiences such as whatever is going on here www.patreon.com/posts/4-fox-...

i keep thinking about this boss fight and then not even attempting to implement anything because i don't think i have a good idea. this is probably not the road to success

カワウソ

Just going to remind you that if the police or any other law enforcement show up you should ABSOLUTELY say I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT i.e., then say nothing else except repeatedly demanding a lawyer.

finally bought a docsis 3.1 modem after dragging my feet for ages, which is how i've come to realize i don't have gigabit ethernet to my desktop, so it doesn't actually make any difference 😎

I love painting crystals 😋

dlc for a game that isn't out yet is sure a bold move people complain that games cost $80 now but they've actually cost more like $150 for years

why is samus bike

Thirdly, doing refs for £150 (a little over $200). Each ref I can do would cover one of the smaller ops. I love doing refs, I find them really relaxing. You get 3 poses (more for extra £) and 3 portraits + info table. As before, comment or hit me on discord and I'll reach out. #samart #samcom

i love that someone flagged this nintendo direct in sponsorblock as "unpaid or self promotion"

a useless doctor i haven't seen in six years just sent me an automated happy birthday email, which is weird since my birthday isn't for four months

look you can't say "let's go" after you already did a thing. that doesn't make any sense. you've already gone. you're there

SPOTTED IN JAPAN Y'know, just a gacha machine. Of miniature network hardware. As you do.

new inexplicable mishearing of my name (evelyn) by someone at a food place: "everly" like, i assume, beverly, without the B

starting to get kind of pissed off about how much of the fucking news leaks through On Here, again. i block journalists and unfollow people i've known for years and mute dozens of words and it is still not even close to enough. i do not need a 24/7 chyron it does not improve my life

thank you wine for making notepad the default association for python files. on my linux system

ok i finally released a fox flux build for patrons!! sorry i was doing another game and got creative block and also the game was super broken for a while but im BACK baby and if you give me $4 you can play it and experience: more fox flux. wow! how exciting. pic related patreon.com/eevee

omg. got 6000 square on 60− in bombe. second person to do so

[extremely microsoft voice] we ported the entirety of minecraft to c++ so it can run on platforms that don't support java, such as android. it doesn't run on linux or mac though, that's impossible

i've tried watching The IT Crowd a couple times — mostly because i enjoy richard ayoade doing literally anything — but always fell off because the entire premise is Girl Bad At Computers, and literally the second episode's whole plot is Girl Want Shoes

互いに変身

another fascinating property of minecraft is how the release notes will be like "added a new tier of quantum cannon so you can collapse two infinite dimensions together" but you start the game and you're still standing in a forest the natural state of a 100% playground-knowledge game?

you have to be PRO- "sexual gratification" in media. you have to be pro "sexual gratification" PERIOD. they are using it as a wedge issue RIGHT NOW. it is WEIRDER and a bigger violation of autonomy and consent that people try to police your own gratification, than whatever stuff you get off to.

man why the fuck is there "ask an ai chatbot" in firefox's context menu

wow... 5²-3²-2²

ok i finally released a fox flux build for patrons!! sorry i was doing another game and got creative block and also the game was super broken for a while but im BACK baby and if you give me $4 you can play it and experience: more fox flux. wow! how exciting. pic related patreon.com/eevee

built a portal in the nether, popped out underground just at the edge of an end dungeon. 100% skill

western media spent idk like 20 years fearmongering about china's Social Credit System (which doesn't even work the way most ppl think it does anyway) only for the US and UK to legally implement actual orwellian laws because it doesn't like you having free access to the ahegao tags on gelbooru

Game industry take: if you contribute to a game at all, you should keep earning royalties from it as long as it's still making revenue.

Cowtaur

i don't know how i'm supposed to explain photosynthesis to my kid. so we should probably just get rid of it

welp, after spending all of yesterday playing minecraft, i guess it's only natural i would have weird dreams inspired by... that's right, metroid prime 2