we are the granddaughters of the monsters you couldn't mash

we’re out of the country this Halloween so here’s our couple costume from last year (previously a Twitter exclusive)

The Boston Celtics play unethical basketball

One day NBA refs will realize that Maxey is a star and will treat him as such

I’m concerned what are they plotting

Left at halftime, went to pick up kid and Sixers cut it to 3, sit on couch and down double digits immediately. My bad, guys!

OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES

“just cut it to single digits by half”

*David Bowie voice* Witch dance! Put on a pointy hat and ride a broom

Yesssssssssssssssssssssss

depraved

"Ohio State has war crimes" @jasonkirk.fyi and the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social have never told a joke www.anduril.com/article/andu...

When she sees you carrying 16 folding chairs at once

On the Mount Rushmore of all time great Philadelphians

Absolute legend and someone I aspired to be when I did radio. One of the best of Philadelphia.

It's U of MN Meat and Dairy Salesroom Day, beloveds!

Jared McCain return right around the corner like we’re about to reveal the third member of the nWo, too

SIXERS HAVE THE JUICE (it’s the truth and I can’t believe I’m saying it)

This is the standard Maxey talked about. They had every reason to mail it in — Wizards hitting everything, back-to-back fatigue — but they held strong and found a way to keep the lead manageable. One run was all it took. Four straight games of pure effort from the Sixers.

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This seems like a @briancgrubb.bsky.social fever dream plot. If these monkeys are trained to heist art from MoMA then we've got an instant classic

Greg believed in you before you did!

I need that Bob Mould AWA Cage Match shirt.

Victor Wenbanyama is what Harold Katz saw in Shawn Bradley.

what’s between those ears? is it a brain? nope! just chaos.

Haha funny you should ask, Star Tribune.

"All I Need" by Cannons Album: "All I Need (Single)" Time: 12:58 pm

The Cowboys traded Micah Parsons and immediately proceeded to have the worst defense in the NFL. We absolutely love to see it.

CEO whose last two companies went bankrupt but still gets to be a CEO for some reason

Brian Kelly's status at LSU:

Indiana football

Hit da bricks you bum

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?

This reminds me of the last time the Eagles brought in their backup QB to replace Jalen Hurts because they were winning by so much, which, of course, was in Super Bowl LIX, the Eagles second Super Bowl title.

if you ignore all my complaining for the last month, this is EXACTLY why the Eagles traded for Tank Bigsby

I’m glad my Eagles are winning and I don’t think it would’ve made any difference but this may be the worst officiated game I’ve ever seen in the NFL

Nakobe Dean got tackled on that play

Saquon Barkley back.

eagles

PLAY THE SONG!!!

Oregon, all I’m asking for is a pleasant end to a rough day AND WHY ARE BEING LIKE THIS.

Now I get to watch the ol’ alma mater against (quickly looks it up…..oh god….oh no…..oh no no no no) Tennessee

HOOT HOOT

Talk to your friends and family about 5-3 Temple!

Remember Gopher fans, Wisconsin is really funny

Welp, on to Michigan State

This isn’t 55-0, but feels like it.

Gophers