omfg I didn't have a chance to read Shams' story until now. They really cited last year's Sixers as an example of blatant tanking? THEY WERE PLAYING QUENTIN GRIMES IN CRUNCH TIME IN LATE MARCH WHEN THE RAPTORS WERE SITTING THEIR ENTIRE STARTING FIVE www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

The GOP "healthcare plan," if they ever come out with one, is going to be "Peloton is 80% off and only the rich get chemo." The point of RFKism is that healthcare is a consumer choice, and the right choice is Instagram woo. If you didn't go to the Equinox juice bar the ensuing cancer is your fault.

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

And Tiny Tim, who DIED

Love it. 🌲 www.startribune.com/spruce-tree-...

Everything about the country makes me sick EXCEPT for Tyrese Maxey

I’m sick of singing about piss

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

No contract, no coffee. Starbucks workers are still on strike.

Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.

If some of the stories I am hearing tonight are true (and I'm still working on confirming), this is so much worse than you might imagine.

MATTÉ!

Wah-ful house Wah-ful house It’s got ham, it’s got coffee It’s the wah-ful house

Yeah, you may want to nuke the entire athletic department and salt the earth

Hell yeah, bro, carol joyfully bro

good morning

🤡

a really nourishing thread here with some world-class whining from the Commanders radio crew

Big potential news for Wolves/Wild

I know there’s an economic case for further de-emphasizing print, but but it’s a helluva sales pitch to convince people to support your org with a party at the printing plant you just closed so deadlines will be more ridiculously early, not to mention workers laid off.

The James Madison Dukes

and the Dallas Cowboys, who DID NOT make the playoffs

Carbon Monoxide Detector

Watching the Eagles

The tush push is dead. Long live the tush push

I do appreciate that the Eagles have given me new opportunities to ruin family time on Black Friday, Saturday night and more!

Watching the eagles

I just want the eagles to win because it means that I don’t have to watch the eagles for two weeks. Go birds.

We have the dumbest team on the planet

I’m so, so very tired, Eagles.

I don’t care how, I just want the eagles to win. But why must it be this hard?

Looking forward to three hours of indigestion. Go birds

GO BIRDS

brawl of the wild get in price is $454

Things are wild in College Station

This looks like a group that tours with Morgan Wallen

$1.5M is pretty good business. Between him, Tani, SBJ that’s about $12.5M coming in since summer. On top of nearly $2M of shed salary. Can’t say KEA won’t have money to play with at all.

By the transitive property of basketball, I believe the Sixers are now the NBA Cup champions. HANG THE BANNER, YOU COWARDS

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. I think it means I'm either getting a baby, or I'm going to start making duck lips like Ted Danson. Either way, I'm expecting hilarity.

Oh god, we’re not selling him too, are we?

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.