you can literally just impeach all these guys. all you need is the votes. you don't even need a good reason

Fittingly, a white flag that no one can read unless you pull it out and wave it in defeat

Be sure to read the whole thing.

Our city continues to grow a massive budget deficit that literally can’t fill potholes because we have to support a terrorist organization in harassing and harming our own citizens.

imagine trying to sustain a serious intellectual culture in the midst of this

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

CALIFORNIA - Despite being officially endorsed by organizations like the Planned Parenthood Advocacy Project Los Angeles County Action Fund, Feldstein-Soto attended a rally filled with luminaries fighting against access to abortion. latenfour.com/2026/04/14/c...

Caitlyn Jenner is awful, but I'm dying at this photo choice for this article. Brutal.

Here she is at the March on Washington wearing her Resistance medals, incredible flex

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball https://theonion.com/trump-escalates-feud-with-unclear-adversary-by-posting-ai-video-of-self-fucking-basketball/

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

As a life-long atheist, I can only aspire to this level of blasphemy.

cybertruck owners are achieving levels of unfuckability scientists previously believed impossible

Marathon? I’m sure every hour in JD’s presence must feel like an eternity - but come on, he just got there.

lol, lmao, etc

Hall of fame FT correction

Why is my property & auto insurance company in my LinkedIn searches?

“Baby see how I’ve been livin’, velvet curtains on the window too…”

Can't tell you how many members of Congress who *at best* had nothing to say when I asked about the Minab girls school attack. There is a profanely cold detachment inside Capitol Hill, a mode completely unrecognizable to common human decency I wish I could properly convey to you.

Good morning, Echo Park!

Art Thief Leaves Behind Tacky Jeff Koons Piece

“impeachment starts in the house” motherfucker impeachment starts when you build the political will for it.

8 billion people having an

you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

Blood to Mars? Bald to the missus?

Someone asked the monkey's paw for civilian control of the military.

Trump is Santa Claus for America’s wealthiest alcoholics

Adam means that she is the daughter of immigrants, but it is worth emphasizing that *every* U.S. citizen who has not been naturalized is a birthright citizen, either by the 14th Amendment or by statute.

buhh nypost.com/2026/03/31/u...

Today, MSF is going public with something we've been fighting behind closed doors for months: Gilead will not sell us their new HIV drug, lenacapavir. The sticking point isn't even price, they just refuse to sell. Open letter linked + explainer 🧵1/ www.doctorswithoutborders.org/latest/gilea...

“The first one is undeniably a classic, number one with a bullet, truly the best,” the president said during a press conference

<at the gym> “No no don’t touch those! They’re my emotional support dumbbells.”

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

“Comrade Lenin Cleanses the Earth of Filth” (1920)

Good morning, Los Angeles!

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Just fuck off, old man

Good lord the ozempic is just *ravaging* JD Vance.

As a starting point, lets just narrow it down to super rich Trump cabinet officials or appointees with a record of using their public position for private gain. *Taps earpiece* Being told that does not help at all.

“Keep in mind that every website you go to while on the White House network, even while using incognito mode, is cached and can be reviewed on our end,” the memo read https://theonion.com/white-house-it-guy-sends-out-reminder-memo-about-child-porn/