The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.

It’s Friday night. My roommates (my parents) ask if I’m going out with friends or on a date. I laugh. Neither the local jocks nor females are provide the kind of intelligent dialogue I crave. As they discuss pushing back retirement for another year, I tune in to Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil.

California has the worst Democrats, and Newsom is the worst of the lot. Constantly pioneering new advances in being an utterly contemptible piece of shit.

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ALERT: My office has received reports of heavy ICE presence near 12th & Maple in DTLA in the Fashion District. Agents are actively walking the area. If you have info report to: LA Rapid Response Network: (888) 624-4752

This is great work from @immcouncil.org: A comprehensive report on what's really going on with Trump and Stephen Miller's ever-growing immigrant detention system. Key point: They estimate that it could grow to as big as 135,000 beds. Report here: www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/report/immig...

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It's horrific but also this is pretty much a regular arrest. That's how violent arrests are. I am glad people can see it and be horrified -- that's what police are out there doing every day, legally. Every 3 seconds basically.

Immigration authorities are being told “incitement” and “fighting words” are not protected by the First Amendment, per documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...

Bro how about you Examine how many ICE agents were at January 6th

“i think the justice dept should be run independently of the president“ [monkey’s paw curls]

KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.

A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

I broke the story yesterday that masked ICE agents (not DOJ) were removing items including a personal computer from the home of Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who shot Renee Good. I have yet to see a single news outlet cover this or an elected official even acknowledge it.

LOS ANGELES: ICE is prowling Silverlake & the hills

She smiles at the man who shoots her and says she isn't mad at him. Clearly initiates the effort to leave when the aggressive agents arrive. The question now (not that this was in question) isn't who's telling the truth. It's when DHS had this video and knew that what they were saying was a lie.

the ICE officer calling a woman he just murdered a “fucking bitch” is visceral, but imo the most material new information in the latest video is that she very clearly turns the wheel away from the officer right before it happens

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

The sex offender registry for ice guys already exists, it's called the sex offender registry

Holy fuck they actually did it

Kristi Noem Calls Fatal Minneapolis Shooting Cathartic

CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…

We’ve graduated from “abolish ICE is the moderate position” to “Nuremberg trials for the Trump regime and its Gestapo is the moderate position.”

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.

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Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

If officials can’t bring themselves to arrest someone who is captured on camera from multiple angles killing someone in cold blood, they should just step aside so someone with a backbone can lead

"You gonna murder someone else? You can't kill us all, Nazis."

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Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’

some identify publicly with the left because they hate oppression, others because they hate being oppressed. things will make more sense when you keep in mind that these are not the same - or even similar

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.

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