I guess not, but a truck didn’t hit my building, so I don’t know wtf that was.

Did an earthquake just startle me out of my nap?

An inconvenient truth for Dan Bongino

What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"

Rich people do be having the weirdest hobbies. I wish these new money oligarchs would collect weird figurines and miniature vignettes instead of destroying media and America.

Next year, health insurance will cost an average $27,000 for a family of 4. 154 million Americans with employer insurance face the biggest premium increases in 15 years. What’s the response from Donald Trump and Republicans in Congress? Tax breaks for billionaire corporations.

I don’t get tired of this trail

PS If your taste is expansive enough to range from Bobbie Gentry to Green Day, I’ll be doing a drop of this design on black t-shirts within a week. I have one for myself!

I finally listed some items on Etsy yesterday, didn’t announce it or promote them in an way, and somehow I sold a sweatshirt this morning. I don’t have a ton of inventory yet, but if you’re doing holiday shopping and want to support a small creator, have a look! notrightstudio.etsy.com

Alright, TN, get that election done so I’ll stop getting the texts that I’ve repeatedly unsubscribed to. I’m not even on your damn voter rolls anymore. Y’all get on my last nerve.

Speaking of being a Capricorn, don’t do this shit to us. The struggle is real.

Er...as a person who has an unknown amount of cancer in my body, I can tell you that you can't get an MRI for "preventive" reasons. I have to have specific reasons to get one. And it will still be difficult to get one when I need it.

Mine is giving a little Black Phillip, and I’m here for it

I don't do Advent calendars but I do have a thing where you open a little door and there's pills.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Picked up an extra birthday gift for my ma today

I’m old, so hopefully this is already a part of the discourse and I’m just unaware… but y’all, Gabriela is ripping of Jolene hard. I need a remix with Dolly to rectify this

I'll admit, I never followed up on this... Did we ever find out where all the cowboys went?

On this day we remember all who have fallen victim to the big Charlie Brown balloon pants.

I will never not do this on Thanksgiving, and I’m not even a little bit sorry.

There are two days of the year that I can get from my apartment to Beverly Hills in 15 minutes. This is one of them. It never ceases to amaze me.

The line outside of House of Pies always cracks me up.

thinking of her today

I haven’t even hit the trail, and I’ve got a coyote sighting. For reference, that’s Hollywood Boulevard just ahead of him.

This is lengthy, but so important. In the last couple of years, I’ve seen a lot of the things that the graphic at the end has under “covert antisemitism” coming from people who I think don’t realize what they’re doing.

Someone is going to have to hold me down because this makes me want to break shit

🖤🖤🖤🖤 my comfort show

The definition of a murderer’s row

Sunday Taquitos #3: Thanksgiving Edition. Art by Ivan Ehlers.

I just got followed around in the Ulta at Santa Monica and La Brea. I get that shoplifting is a problem, but don’t make it mine. If I hadn’t needed that moisturizer asap, I would’ve gone home and ordered it online.

I’m making up a soap opera about the raggedy ass cats behind my building, as any totally normal human being would do.

Strange days have found us

Oh fuck I need to win the lottery asap. I saw that Crow and Tom Servo in there. RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

Should I?

This is Cole. He is a deaf service dog at Dr. William Mennies Elementary School. He just turned 9, and all of his students learned sign language to sing him happy birthday at a massive party. 14/10 for all (IG: colethedeafdog)

I still remember January 6th. He’s inciting dangerous people

As I was leaving Bronson Cave, an LAPD cruiser flew up there. They came back down the trail a couple minutes later. There was nobody else up there, and it’s not like people are being wild on the trails at 9:30 am on a Wednesday, so what were they doing?

Obligatory LA rain post

This is my favorite dysfunctional couple

Roman used to be a piece of shit. He still is a piece of shit but he used to be too.

Is there a support group for people who add hundreds of movies to their Letterboxd watchlist and then just watch movies they’ve already seen 95% of the time? Asking for no particular reason.

If I may have your attention for a moment: this is still one of the best songs ever. Ok, you can go back to what you were doing. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

DOJ will refuse to release the Epstein files based on their sham "ongoing investigation." Bookmark it.

Just a reminder: there was a Biden administration investigation into Epstein and Maxwell's co-conspirators. Trump killed it in January, fired the prosecutors, stole the files, & ordered Bondi to open a new sham investigation, led by a handpicked prosecutor, so DOJ wouldn't have to release the files.

I need y’all to know that Lin-Manuel Miranda was at Raw last night, so no one is allowed to give me a hard time for occasionally watching wrestling again

I forgot about Morris!

Honestly I can see how someone would be seduced by RFK Jr’s sensual charms when he turns to you and says [SOUND OF BROKEN GLASS IN GARBAGE DISPOSAL]

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