This is my Tom Holland lipsyncs Rihanna. If I see it, I have to repost it.

anyone ever noticed how psychotically evil, cruel, and anti-human republicans are

The internet is not up to the challenge of the moment today. Solidarity with my trans people forever. And if anyone wants to talk about the process of getting a CCW permit in LA County, get @ me.

I don't think they'll make it, but if you dopes pick Rahm or Newsom, you'll deserve everything you get. Both of those guys have oppo files longer than War & Peace and have more skeletons in their closet than a Spirit Halloween. Strategically it's stupid and the media wants you to pick a loser

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We're going to look back on LLM marketing like this.

Trans ppl under attack from the govt could be identified and outed w/o their consent. Undocumented immigrants would be cut off from the ability to communicate w advocates. Young ppl seeking abortions won't be able to access info safely and anonymously. This is what congress is advancing today 👇🏻

That’s enough Internet for today

Too many “middle ground” AI arguments—“I have concerns, too, but we have to adapt”—proceed from what is to me a peculiar embrace of “inevitability” which seems to be magical thinking, a way of depoliticizing the political, of self-soothing in the face of an overwhelming challenge.

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

there's a new world order waiting to chestburst out of this one and we're currently in the "involuntarily shuddering and contorting and vomiting at dinner" phase

New — I spoke to eight trans people in Kansas about the new state law that invalidated their driver’s licenses overnight, what’s it’s like to live there right now, plus details of two DMV emails exclusively obtained by The Handbasket that shed light on the law’s chaotic and cruel rollout:

Gavin Newsom sweating like old dynamite watching Labour's 'transphobia & bigotry' strategy eat shit tonight lol

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No cheating - your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

I'm tired of the lesser evil. These hoes wanna live in Omelas or something? Can't we just have a good candidate who doesn't have a forsaken basement child to prop them up? I just want someone who doesn't chum up to types like Charlie Kirkn't, and wants people to be able to live somewhere.

The demand to swear fealty to Newsom and never criticize him a full year before the primaries is weird. I’m happy if that’s your candidate but uhhhhh I don’t owe him anything and if he’s transphobic and destroying poor peoples’ lives, I’m not going to blindly promise to support that policy platform?

ICYMI, the full Half Time show with Bad Bunny, aka the Benito Bowl. youtu.be/G6FuWd4wNd8?...

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There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.

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me at 15: the Dead Kennedys are right about all of this. me at 30: this is all real nuanced and there’s a lot of moving parts here. me at 45: the Dead Kennedys were right about all of this.

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(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?

Holy shit. West Memphis 3 evidence finally sent for DNA testing. talkbusiness.net/2025/11/evid...

Feelings are valid, but that doesn’t make them true. “I don’t feel safe”: It’s very easy to BE completely safe but not feel that way. That’s because brains are not always logical. Feelings are one of many inputs. No one’s feelings should be the sole definition of reality.

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Why did they call it the Don Callis Family when International House of Beefcakes was right there #AEWDynamite

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” ― Jane Goodall 💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

Since this whole debate is still happening, and since we are still not listening I will summarize what I understand the argument to be in the Lingua Franca of white nerds: Lord of the Rings analogies.

Look I know the world is on fire and all but I’ve broken 5 sewing machine needles in 1 hour trying to follow the internet’s wisdom for sewing a knit fabric on my sewing machine. I may be too autistic for these instructions. I need someone to help me with specifics on the settings. Anyone?

I’ve been quoting this at least once a day for the past almost 10 years lol

Buried in the regime's political takeover letter of the Smithsonian is the worst bit. Unlike exhibits, which are non-destructive towards primary materials, temporary in nature, and reversible, the foundational collections are irreplacable. They want to be able to throw stuff out.

this was always the endgame, the complete erasure of trans people from public life and - if these people get their way - from existence entirely it is a genocidal campaign and it has no place in a moral society fuck your "just asking questions" about sports

I would really like for reality to stop imitating art now please. Vought, for fucksakes. Are you kidding me

Periodic reminder: shutting the fuck up is free, fun, and much easier to clean up after than running your dumb mouth.

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