I was running an errand on foot just now and I saw a car with its windows down blasting out “Party In the USA” and it sure will be nice when IT happens.

imagine joining a religion and then five years later criticizing the leader of that religion, who has dedicated his whole life to that religion, and who that religion says is infallible, about said religion

I Lived It: my autistic ass bought a folding swing chair use on the porch but now it’s in my living room and I just sit in it all the time

Still true!!!!!

If anyone was thinking about doing the thing there’s really never been a better time!!

That the sleepiness of the couch does not equal the sleepiness of the bed is really one of nature’s cruelest jokes

Shorter Andreessen

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

There are hundreds of signs hung to the fence outside Province House. Here's a sampling.

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

Getting kicked out of the bakery for doing the sickos meme on the donut case

People with no experience in New England or the upper Midwest learning what Hockey Guys are like to their shock and disappointment

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

for some reason the left (goldman sachs) refuses to take AI seriously

Super excited to have Costco all to myself tomorrow morning #teamcanada

I've been very depressed lately, for reasons big and small, and so I wrote a newsletter about the falling snow, Jason Molina, Craig Finn, and Sade. www.anxietyshark.ca/heart-as-har...

Look if you can’t handle the odd sewyside joke why are you even at my yard sale (instagram stories)

Bro did you hear about everything in the entire world

I heard the phrase “the banality of rape” on a podcast today and that sent me over the edge a lil bit

Having some light hallucinations in my peripheral vision. Happens with or without glasses on. Probably fine. A few small beers type of thing.

i'm not doomscrolling i'm scrollmaxxing

I don't think the cannibalism stuff is true but it's not NOT wishful thinking on my part. There is no way to know anymore. I hate it here. Oh good, my Costco order is here and I've got support tickets to close. Back to real life ha ha ha ha ha

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Look you could write a book for a year or two that you pour your heart into and it hopefully bridges the ineffable gap of the divine between two human souls but I can write 50 books of straight dog shit in a week that people forget they read 10 seconds after finishing it so who's the asshole now?

I mean

fyi

i agree with this, as long as by “take accountability” you mean “prepare your horrid souls for damnation because you will find no quarter on this Earth”

If you have a billion dollars or more, you are evil. You don't start out as evil, so it's not like only evil people ever get a billion dollars; it's just that being a billionaire forced you to make a choice, be evil or change how you do things and stop being a billionaire. Billionaires choose evil.

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

I wrote something marygreen.lol/we-must-imag...

“I will go insane and I will take you with me.” - Our Lady of Perpetual Mental Health 🙏

If ur dumb like me this is a bit of a thinker but absolutely worth the exertion

They really have no fucking idea what is coming. No fucking idea.

Your periodic reminder that libraries are more than just books. Gathering space for a community.

The only boss I listen to 🫡

Once upon a time in Nazi occupied Maine… ICE thugs from Arkansas thought they could drop their masks and hit the bars.

A kindergartener is one of a growing number of children in Maine who have been left without a parent as the Trump administration carries out a major immigration enforcement effort, according to local officials.