New Tame Impala song is bad but not in the way I thought it would be bad.

I voted excitedly for Barack Obama bc I thought the bush admin would be punished legally and they weren’t even repudiated verbally

i think nba rookies should have to play their whole first season in a hat and suit. pay your dues and show some respect for the game

This is absolutely as owned as you can be as a hitter, I think. I guess a scenario in which you somehow catch on fire is worse but I haven't seen video of that.

Phone is a gateway drug that can even lead to use of phone

The kick drum pattern on Yellow Submarine is very sassy

these are the only violent groups there and they found each other that’s so cute

This is absolutely true. The only one who even comes close is McCartney, and his lows are nowhere near the Beach Boys' worst.

Apologies for the radical pinko commie talk, but I too think everyone in the world deserves health care.

centrist: we need to focus on popular policy me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare? centrist: no haha not that policy me: ok so…gun control? centrist: no lol not that policy either me: ok which policy? centrist: oh you know the ones

“This never before seen footage of a LIVE performance of Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band's 'Abba Zaba' from their 1967 album 'Safe As Milk' was released by INA, a French Media company, on May 30, 2025. The show was taped at Bataclan in Paris, France on April 15th, 1972.” youtu.be/V1bqBXfrxio

Watching the McCartney Years DVD and coming to the conclusion that the main reason for the decline in McCartney's critical reputation, and his later revival, is simply that his facial expressions don't suit a man in his thirties.

MON MOTHMA: Many Bothans died to bring us this information LARRY DAVID: How many we talkin FUNKHOUSER: SHE SAID MANY, LARRY, THAT’S ENOUGH

58 years ago today, The Beatles released Sgt. Pepper. 5 months later, The Carol Burnett Show did a tribute with Carol, Gwen Verdon, Bobbie Gentry and Phyllis Diller.

The kids in season 5 of Stranger Things

And then there are the *odd* songs.

Nandor the righteous

Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.

Debbie Harry is really funny (complimentary) in the context of first-wave punk/proto-punk. A bunch of leather-jacket street toughs and gawky weirdos, plus here's Marilyn Monroe for some reason

Sorry for the extra stress, but your boyfriend and his weird pal are moping around in the flat again and it's giving me anxiety.

Incredibly funny to make fans wait years and years for a proper Clipse reunion and then when they finally drop a song this is the opening line

but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine

Big news for Harvey Danger fans! We've got the last copies of Harvey Danger's King James Version on 2LP colored vinyl. This recent Record Store Day reissue, comes from a fantastic collaboration between @barsukrecords.bsky.social & LPR! latentprintrecords.bigcartel.com/category/har...

I need about 20 thousand people to help me finish my giant structure in the desert. If you’re interested just follow that strong vibrational hum you’ve been sensing to it’s source

Probably the right time to announce that I am no longer the head men's basketball coach at the University of Austin.

Big news for everyone who spent 2003 saying "people say Joy Division all the time, but do you know who Interpol really sound like....."

Just learned about the existence of Joe Spreadsheet, the beefcake 80s spreadsheet software mascot a la Mavis Beacon

Your daily reminder that the U.S. Postal SERVICE is a service that is designed to benefit taxpayers and not a business that should be expected to turn a profit.

If you knew nothing about Trump, this would be a reasonable/cheesy bipartisanship, and a way for Newsom to get a tax credit he wants. But also everyone knows Trump enough to know that he'll now be like "'Gay' Gov Gavin was crying for Mr. Trump's Help," You can't trick him into helping you!

John Olerud STUNS at the Mets Gala

Someone should buy me this I’m a good person and deserve to have nice things www.discogs.com/sell/item/33...

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

Mr. Trump sir I voted for you twice and would have a third time if I had been able to expunge my felony conviction but your tariffs threaten the future of my antiwoke reggae project (the prison where they get the hair for our wigs is in Poland), please reconsider

It’s so unfair that these people are allowed to do all of the cocaine that they want but it’s illegal for the rest of us

Nintendo paid homage to the 1991 Paul Rudd SNES commercial by bringing him back to make one for Switch 2. This is amazing.

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

Ryan Coogler has announced that his next project will be a reboot of ‘X-FILES’. 🔗 youtu.be/Cy8cj17h3Xs?...

Song tile idea for a math-rock band: “35 Years of Fake Snakes”

This product is so good that you don’t even mind when it leaks all over your refrigerator because it fell on its side and somehow manages to do it every single time you buy it. That’s just the bargain you make with this stern old woman

ICE agent: We're looking for Thor Benson Me:

they’re using a sample of me falling ass first through a snare drum in the new kendrick track. they’re calling it the song of the summer

I had an instant and overwhelming "come ON" reaction to this shit. Rolling my eyes and gesticulating like Luka Doncic contesting a foul call.

"I'm not mad or a corncob," says woman whose company is an insurance company specializing in tricking seniors and disabled people into buying crapass Medicare Advantage plans. "Put it in Business Insider that I'm not." www.businessinsider.com/business-own...

#OnThisDay April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley.com #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams

Schumer building a Time Machine to go back and scold baby Hitler.