Mexico played a Florida-ass World Cup. Never left the state, lost the first game they played against real competition.

Perfect day to start my next read after last night's victory. @leanderalphabet.bsky.social

Besides red card suspensions not being subject to appeal, I was surprised to learn the VAR officials who ejected Balogun last night were Clarence Thomas and Sam Alito.

I believe the charming nature of this USMNT x Sesame Street crossover promo influenced the match result tonight

When you really can't use your left peg....

Who broke Tim Weah?

"Welcome to Kansas City, where Ecuador has struggled to score against Curaçao." Meanwhile, across town, Samantha was also struggling with curaçao, and she, too, was trying to score

Getting into the #America250 spirit!

dressing my most WASPY looking friend in a suit, handing him some round specs and a cigarette holder, and taking him to the next match in a wheelchair as FDR

when is @homefield.bsky.social gonna drop these

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Took a 20 mile bike ride this morning to check out the Reflecting Pool

"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people." —The Declaration of Independence

The gods of metaphor have been putting in OT lately.

No forecast for frogs as well?

I cannot get over scoring a goal in the World Cup for your country and your immediate reaction is laser-focused on what this means for your haters legendary stuff

FINE LET GIO REYNA HAVE NICE THINGS WHY THE FUCK NOT WE ALL GET NICE THINGS TONIGHT GO GO FUCKING USA

Thank you, birthright citizenship, for that goal

Fantastic start from the USMNT tonight. Finish the drill, keep the pressure on! Pulisic and Balogun are the best players on the pitch.

Not the first time the US has surprised German defenders on June 6th...

Save those for the actual tourney Jedi!

Jedi goalazo.

I specifically requested no more metaphors

You want to see Norway men’s national football team’s official photo for World Cup 2026 www.nytimes.com/athletic/733...

FIFA will kill people in search of profit. How does this help sell tickets or improve the environment in the stadiums? More reason to just watch on tv.

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Great final game of the season by United today. Strong finish to a turn around season (5 months). Now turning to a world cup being played in my city that I didn't want to attend due to prices and because of Infantino.

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Of course city announces pep's departure within minutes of United announcing Carrick.

The $1,000,000 Delta Air Lines donated to Donald Trump’s 2025 presidential inaugural fund is really paying off, isn’t it? Atlanta, New York, Los Angeles, Boston, and Seattle are all Delta hubs—and sanctuary cities. Well done, Delta!

good LORD @ossoff.bsky.social

Many people have a vested interest in pretending otherwise, but the US research university is globally dominant to an almost unbelievable degree. The typical state university is a football team stapled to a R&D lab with a budget bigger than the entire nation of Belgium.

New fear unlocked, even though I keep my shorts on all the time on the beach...

“The Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass relates only his own views on slavery; we cannot properly assess the merits of his book without giving equal time to his slave owner.”

When I was a kid I was told by Republican relatives Ted Turner was a rich psycho (true) who bought “half of Wyoming” for himself. They neglected to mention he helped saved bison from extinction and became our nation’s most prominent environmentalist

THREAD: Chewbacca at MLB stadiums Throwing out the first pitch at Fenway

If America is so racist, then how come a wealthy white man has been lavishing me with gifts ever since his company started having cases before the Supreme Court, on which I sit? by Clarence Thomas

First the orcas and now the dolphins

I wrote up the Comey indictment. www.popehat.com/p/the-comey-...

Your 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl grand total is $1,763,317. edsbscharitybowl.com

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Donated $5 for each member of the UGA National Champions women's tennis team who should have been in the front of the picture in the White House. @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social www.edsbscharitybowl.com/

Making my @edsbs.bsky.social #CharitibundyBowl for @newap-georgia.bsky.social in honor of the specific color pink Hugh Freeze turned during his halftime rant against UGA. Thank you brother Hugh, for helping UGA get its NINTH consecutive win in the deep souths oldest rivalry

light em up, muplighters www.edsbscharitybowl.com

Best week on the Internet every year!

I would donate to match Alabama’s rushing total in the SEC Championship Game, but then @newap-georgia.bsky.social would owe *me* money

Not a lot of things make me happier than to show up to a race and find a virgin, unsullied port-a-potty. 2 weeks in a row!

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/