Gus just said “The Big Dumper” in what I can only describe as like 75% of the gollum voice

Why (not how) is 1-4 CSU beating Fresno St 35-7 with 5 minutes left in the first half.

USF vs UNT is going through the whole bingo card of “dumbest shit you can possibly imagine”

Six turnovers in a half in USF - North Texas. A perfect Friday night game.

Zac saying “we’re letting them race” 2 races after Monza is diabolical

I think Oscar might be done with team orders at this point lmao

Ball don’t lie for TCU

Aaron Murray just said (while commentating the UCF/Kansas game) that whenever he missed the call he would just audible to 4 verts. Absolutely incredible.

Bump

Leave the Texas backup in lmao

Did Florida call a timeout?? What is going on?

A 2 yard out with 12 seconds left oh my god I’m dying

There is too much going on right now!!

Oh my god UCLA

Someone needs to get a video of 3 refs throwing a flag into the same screen in the UVA lville game on the most horsecollar you’ll ever see @sickoscommittee.org

There are too many good games on right now. Relatedly, I don’t know how I lived without a quad box. We were living in the stone ages and we didn’t even know it

Kirby with a hot mic going into the commercial. A thing of beauty.

The announcers telling ISU to kick a FG when their defense gave up 31 pts in a HALF is hilarious.

Oh so that is why Gunnar doesn’t throw it over the middle of the field

When KENTUCKY is throwing for TDs against you, your secondary might be cheeks

UGA won a game we shoulda lost and lost a game we shoulda won. (And psst… I probably wouldn’t trade the outcome of those two either).

I think my major takeaway from being in Athens for the first some since 21-22 is man UGA fans have gotten… whiney? Could have just been the section I was sitting in but man there were some just miserable people to be around.

We’ve got a wreck at the entrance to the parking garage, we haven’t moved in 45 minutes, and we still can’t beat bama. Not gonna lie, not having the most fun I’ve ever had right now.

Student section was here and FULL about 90 minutes early.

UVA deciding not to try to score in the last 40 seconds or OT is an interesting tactic.

Oscar nooooo

Ok the Azerbaijan anthem goes incredibly hard.

SAFETY DANCE IN NORMAN

Gary is mostly washed but still gives an elite “uh oh” on throws right as they are leaving the QBs hands

Oh my GOD hawgs

Oh hawgs. Oh no

Lando - absolutely negative amounts of dog in him

bump. A new record of 6! Red flags.

Ferrari you’re absolutely killing me.

Calling it now. Lewis isn’t gonna get his second lap in and gonna miss Q3

We are on track for a 2 hour quali in Baku. Up to 4 red flags so far.

It’s 7-7 in under 3 minutes of Iowa - Rutgers and just throw it on the pile of everything else wrong in the world.

I actually thought this would be closer to 50/50, but in the wise words of (I forget who) on the fullcast, it’s fun as hell to steal one you have no business getting.

I think DJ is trying to get Napier fired at this point.

Something extremely dumb is about to happen in Hogs v Ole Miss

Shane Beamer surrender cobra alert

LSU has 160 yards of offense they 3 quarters. Turns out both them and Clemson might just be kinda butt this year?

‘Dores are absolutely gonna get either Auburn and/or Bama again this year

Pavia is so damn fun. Just threw the most ridiculous block after throwing 90 degrees across his body to the middle of the field on third and 10

This night line up is a BANGER just from an SEC perspective. USC/Vandy, LSU/UF, Miss/ARK, and TAMU/ND are all fun for different reasons right now.

Alright I’ve calmed down enough to remember we have Bama next. The nonsense is going to continue until morale improves.

My emotions of this have been reaffirmed.

Can we score from first and goal? Recent history says NO

Oh if they have to trot that poor kicker back out

Good thing they played for the long FG after we haven’t stopped them all day!!