I hope everyone enjoys the day of the year devoted to people who marry women who work in PR; that’s right it’s Flack Bride Day

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

I hope everyone enjoys the day of the year devoted to people who marry women who work in PR; that’s right it’s Flack Bride Day

truth coming out of her well to shame humanity

I’ve had a few. a few snail beers

Are we allowed to be pissed off at Fani Willis for stepping on a rake in what seemed to me like the most winnable election theft case? I’m pissed off at everyone, not singling her out. I’m sure the complaint against her was somewhat bogus but also she fucked this up, right?

quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Jesus Fucking Christ Superstar

I was there

@amutepiggy.bsky.social hey Alexis just makin sure you saw this, hope you’re having a great night bsky.app/profile/mala...

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We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.

“Device hoarding” un fucking real Both major political parties agree we have one job and it’s to buy shit

So even if we pull out of the nosedive into fascism, we’re never beating the “country of morons” accusations, are we

Steph Curry: nepo baby?

🧪 This is probably a reference to Googly Eyes, a popular crafting supply and the “race” against someone with the initials “A.I.” (Most likely Alan Arkin) to complete your craft project before Alan Arkin can complete his.

I have been saying “the Pelicans might just have something here” since that season with Boogie, Rondo, and AD, but with a healthy Zion and Derik Queen actually pretty good, I’m curious to see if they can put something together

holy shit dude

The Gaza protests not only “provoked intense political conflict.” Liberal and Dem leaders are still calling them antisemites for caring about liberal principles like human rights and international law…and they expect these same kids to come defend liberal democracy!

The first rule of Fight Club is we didn’t watch Fight Club

The Civil War

I cooked a pasta with chicken sausages and broccoli and pesto, but I’m going out of town for a week tomorrow (the ingredients would have gone bad if I didn’t cook em tonight) - is there any reason why I can‘t just freeze the leftovers and then eat them when I get back? Thaw in the fridge and reheat?

Did I miss the part where the director and screenwriter of MICHAEL CLAYTON was involved in, and therefore elevated far beyond its fan service premise, ROGUE ONE? There’s a reason Andor is so good and his initials are T.G.

"What's that thing? The Beatles played it, I'd better check it out."

I think we should start a campaign to make “jfk” mean “just fucking kidding“

Babe what's wrong did you have a minor negative online interaction with a stranger five days ago

"Marjorie: The Gathering"

starting off with "a white house aide with no prior prosescutorial experience" is a great way to say "you fucked up real bad in a number of ways but we're not gonna get into that bc you're not even supposed to be here"

but Udo really Kier for music, do you

After enough time has passed it feels like every Russell Westbrook game is a revenge game

movie posters featuring the muppets: thread

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Jim O’Rourke knew how to engineer, produce and mix in addition to being a brilliant musician, so I had to try to learn how to do that stuff, and it turns out that you can use that skillset to make a living even if you don’t Make It In The Music Industry

James Harden on pace for a 108-point game 👀

tonight I’m introducing WAITING TO EXHALE at 7pm at BAM. be there! www.bam.org/film/2025/st...

Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app

Thanks to @judysquirrels.bsky.social I just saw Strange Days in a theater for the first time since I last saw it when it came out; prescient doesn’t begin to describe it, nor does ultraviolent. Basically a flashbang grenade of a sensory experience, definitely made for the big screen.

Donald Trump raving about his new friend Zorro Montana

they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well

Trump: anything else pal? Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor? Trump: no problem!

is it possible we switched universes again. did someone activate the sequence. if someone invoked the ritual just tell me. i promise i will NOT get mad

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The guy who launched his rocket ride to the Presidency on birtherism just got outplayed by a Muslim democratic socialist, any candidate (and their organization) who lost to Trump should be deeply embarrassed and find new work.

I for one welcome the NBA being ruled by a cadre of benevolent French polymaths

8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.

lol come on

Anybody on here recently read either Sphere or Andromeda Strain OR have kids who’ve done so? Trying to gauge age level, I think they’d be good for a 13yo (around how old I was when I read them) but wanted to double check. He’s reading Hitchhiker‘s Guide and LOTR currently

whatever the Xai people did to make grok speak more positively about its owner seems to be backfiring