Strange Tales #145 (1966), by Denny O’Neil and Steve Ditko

THE INCREDIBLES is the best Fantastic Four movie. I don’t necessarily agree, but I’ve heard it.

STUDIO EXEC: we just need audiences to believe that the song is very popular within the That Thing You Do universe. WRITERS: got it, write the greatest song of all time. STUDIO EXEC: well obviously you can't actually write the- WRITERS: [EYES OBSIDIAN BLACK] THE GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III. It wasn’t even fun-bad like Secret of the Ooze.

BEN: Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope. LUKE: Yoda spoke of another. BEN: Oh yeah he must’ve meant Ahsoka Tano, a fully trained warrior badass who’s alive just offscreen. She’s got two lightsabers LUKE: That’s badass. BEN: You only have one and you lost it

Doctor Octopus, Kraven the Hunter, Sandman, Electro, Mysterio, and the Vulture.

Manifesting a Nightwatch appearance in Moon Knight. (Hey, they were both written by Terry Kavanagh for a while...)

A basic problem with the X-Files is that on paper Scully should be the smart one, but in the show Mulder is right 100% of the time so she looks like a fucking moron

If it’s “Bowser” with an S Then he’s Mario’s nemesis If it’s “Bowzer” with a Z Then from Sha Na Na he be

RIP to Gerry Conway, who accomplished so many things in comics, but will always have a special place in my heart for penning the first two back issues I ever bought. The wacky villains and overlapping subplots of those issues inspired my lifelong obsession with comics history.

Maneuver and camouflage.

i realized a long time ago that setting this video to the nfl primetime music would be the best thing i ever do on the internet i'm okay with that

Video rental store with @trixter.bsky.social.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen stand-ins / doubles

I do believe there is such a thing as good art and bad art. But I also believe there should be a museum of toy packaging and marketing art so I can stand in front of this Masters of the Universe poster by Earl Norem and talk about its composition like it's The School of Athens

Arby’s Jungle Zoids were a Beast Wars style line from 1996. I’d never heard of them until @adam16bit.bsky.social discovered them last week. I like the stylized beast modes and the bright colors. The Trogdor arms on most of them aren’t good, but they’re charming. #Transformers #BeastWars #Arbys

Happy Easter from your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man!

I may have done this exercise before, but as an object lesson in how short comics history actually is (or how old I am), here's a trading card I drew for DC over a tweaked layout revised and faxed to me by Joe Orlando. So if you've worked with me, you're one degree of separation from the Golden Age.

One of the all-time-great scenes of Cinema

“What a view…” “To a kill!”

(Me circa like, 2016): I get why Jack wanted to vent about Stan but man, Roy Thomas is catching some strays (Me, 2026, after learning more about Roy Thomas): Fuck HouseRoy

My most unhinged Saturday commission. Taylor Swift as Kraven

Also: I love that Joystick has a little aside here in a smaller font, which is one of Tom DeFalco’s signature moves.

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

I’m still hoping that @gailsimone.bsky.social will bring back the X-Men’s greatest villain - Chef Boyardee…

“Can he swing from a thread?” “I’m not opening that can of worms again.”

“Is he strong?” “Why you gotta be that way? The rest of us are enjoying Spider-Man, not asking how strong he is!” “…Well?” “Long story. See, he’s got radioactive blood…”

🎶Is he strong? Listen bud He’s got radioactive blood🎶 As far as I’m concerned, those lines from his ‘60s theme song pretty much sum it up, but people have spent sixty-plus years debating HOW strong Spider-Man is. Read on for more…

I've been a fan of the Inferior Five since I was a kid. Sadly, they've had very few appearances since the 60's. I recently had the itch to draw them, so I scratched it! I put them in an "Avengers Circle"!

It’s TRUE!

Did you know that there’s an Iron Man villain named after a Canadian poem? Keep reading…

Tony Blair finally lands an interview with disgraced US President Skeletor.

1) general store shopkeeper 2) beer truck deliveryman/professional football player/high school teacher and football coach/vice principal

Still in shock, devastated by the loss of Jacopo Camagni. An immense artist, a titanic talent, a good man and a dear, dear friend. Treat yourself with one of his many superb comics. From his superhero work in Marvel to his graphic novels. Everytime you enjoy his art makes him stay longer with us.

The movie Down Periscope, but in Starfleet, which I realize is about 50% of the premise for Star Trek: Lower Decks.

You'd think making Spider-Mobile's secret identity "Peter Parkedcar" was bad enough... ...but in an issue of SPIDER-MAN we established that out of all of the Spider-Beings in the entire Spider-Verse... ...he was the best Parallel Parker.

Sometimes "unproductive" just means "productive in an entirely different, deeply unnecessary way."

Bananas are and always have been completely inedible.

Pausing TAXI DRIVER repeatedly to watch Swedish porno movies for the full Travis Bickle experience.

People have been talking about the Scorpion lately, inspiring this brief thread. So when you picture the Spider-Man villain the Scorpion, this is probably what you see, right? Green striped costume, mask that somehow molds to his mouth, and a stinger-tipped tail, right?

Roses are red Roses are flowers

Slab Bulkhead! Crunch Buttsteak! Butch Deadlift!

Y’all know I’m Canada down.

gimme gimme gimme the quuuuuux because I'm gonna LAUNCH IT

This is neither here nor there, but MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM: GQUUUUUUX's earworm of a theme song reminds me of uhhhh "Roundball Rock"....? www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcxh...

The Grid. A digital frontier. I tried to picture clusters of information as they traveled through the computer. Was it a big truck? That you just dump something on? Or was it a series of tubes? That could be filled?