It’s Too Bad She Won’t Live, But Then Again, Who Does, Charlie Brown

Marvel Team-up

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

This just has me thinking about Spider-Man’s villains - while there are bald bad guys, like Vulture and Kingpin, they’re mostly guys with BAD haircuts: Doc Ock: Bowl cut Venom: Mullet Jackal: John Bolton moustache Green Goblin: ?????

As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!

finally, dan aykroyd's toy CEO character from SNL is real

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

The set design is somehow only the second-most over-the-top thing in this scene, after Steven Berkoff.

It's me, your friend who was too into comics growing up.

A connection I never made before: Oliver Stone directed and co-wrote The Hand, in which Michael Caine plays the creator of Conan-like barbarian Mandro, and a year later he co-wrote the first Conan the Barbarian movie.

One of the world’s foremost experts on author Thomas Hardy. Owns an extensive collection of skiffle albums.

“You’ll never guess where I’ve just been, unless that guess is ‘Walter Koenig’s yard sale’.”

I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.

Belatedly got around to reading VENOM: BLACK WHITE AND BLOOD #2, and @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social and Pere Perez created a wonderful late-‘90s throwback to Larry Hama’s hoo-ha-ing secret agent Venom. It’s a blast.

If there is one thing Disney is doing right it’s that they are keeping the WHAT ABOUT BOB? (1991) hand puppets preserved in their archives.

A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke

the time has come for my boy Eugene to shine

Getting ready for tonight’s long-awaited @iaconunderground.bsky.social Stasis Pod episodes…

Was completely on purpose

police have already identified a prime suspect

I know you can read MY thoughts, boy…🎶meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow🎶

September 30➡️October 1

"Heathrow, it's me, I'm Cathay"

Raise a glass to our obscure heroes and villains. Behold, Marvel's Stingray in all his glory. 11x17 Ink and Watercolor commission

Ah, this is a bummer. I got "wrapping things up" vibes from last week's issue, but it's still a bit of a shock to get it confirmed. I loved how this series leaned heavily into the youth of today while still tossing in some wild continuity deep pulls for weirdos like me. (1/2)

Aw, RIP. A long life and a storied career. From all I've ever seen of him and his work, the man was definitely the sorta fella you'd fondly describe as "a real character."

I’m fine with the Rapture as long as the man from Mars does not eat my cars and guitars and head

This is how I found out that apparently the reality show Big Brother, which I have never seen, periodically features a guy in a robot costume who insults the contestants.

A producer told me once she has to warn young crewmembers to avoid being alone with Aykroyd. "Not because he's a creep, he's a gentleman. But if you let him strike up a conversation the next thing we know all the PAs will be huddled in his dressing room learning how humans evolved from dolphins."

Revealed that Apocalypse was actually the Owl all along, the way God and Bob Layton intended.

The sweet spot for drinking at the ballpark: drunk enough to sing along to OK Blue Jays, sober enough to remember the words to OK Blue Jays.

It's time to say it again. It's always time to say it. It's always true. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

My first-ever interview for Collider is up! I talked with the great Kirsten Beyer about Star Trek: Khan (and a little Starfleet Academy, too). collider.com/star-trek-kh...

JARVIS: It’s quite delightful that the tiny robot puppets call you “Big McLarge Huge”, Master Williams. WONDER MAN: This is worse than my first, third and fifth deaths combined.

Imagining Simon Williams in the Avengers Mansion, seeing one of his movies is playing on SciFi and realizing with growing horror that it’s on MST3K.

Today, in unfortunate typos: (Solo Avengers #16 (1989), written by Tom DeFalco, art by Al Milgrom)

"Hey, E.W, David White says he won't leave his trailer unless he gets a 20% salary increase." "What gall! I shall thrash that brazen miscreant within an inch of his life."

with peace and love, I'm pretty deeply invested in American comics and Japanese comics both, and I'm not sure that pitting them against each other has ever been the answer. I'm still developing a strong take, but it feels like asking if Cinnamon Toast Crunch is beating cheeseburgers in the polls.

One of the great character actors. The screen always lit up when he walked on. There was a kindness about him mixed with humor that you can't fake. Just one of those greats who always made every film or TV show he was in better.

Gotta roll out but don’t really wanna.

I’m not saying the new Spider-Man movie has to have Greasy Ralph Robbins, but it should absolutely feature Spidey’s encyclopedic knowledge of East Coast hoods in multiple cities.

A sweet old lady wrote me to ask if I would help her out by signing off Jeopardy! every night saying "Don't forget your night medicine, my friends." I am actively considering this.

I hear The Pitt is a good show but I can’t get past the fact that it’s not about a blond fuckboy blowing up Pittsburgh

WARRIORS, COME OUT TO PLAY! The dream of the ‘90s is alive on Marvel Unlimited, which just added a big pile of New Warriors-adjacent backissues!

My DVR doesn’t know who’s the man now, dog.

Chat (by which I mean @strangefour.bsky.social and @trixter.bsky.social) is this for real?

found on wplace, real detroit heads know

THE FANTASTIC MORE continues, as Secret Wars brings big changes to the FF!