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@tjorvenhunter.bsky.social
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CITIZENS, not subjects! SCA, wild mushroom hunter, UAPs, sometimey maker of soap.
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hrh
3 days ago
This is exceptional reporting, and chock full of details about reporters being cozy with Epstein. One, Wolff, is currently front and center whining away and trying to take down Trump and the other, Thomas, seems to be in hiding
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Frovo
almost 2 years ago
me: don’t you dare scoot your butt on the carpet my dog: &
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Ygrene
10 days ago
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
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Someone be cutting onions around here
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southpaw
about 1 month ago
Everyone can set aside partisanship, psychologizing, pathologizing, whatever, and—I would hope—still see that it’s incredibly dangerous for a political leader to be this disconnected from the real conditions in the country.
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Eli McCann
about 1 month ago
A quick story on the very important reason we went to Paris.
www.itjustgetsstranger.com/a-photo-shoo...
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A Photo Shoot in Paris
Recently Skylar learned he could take half a breath and fourteen seconds off of work for a vacation so we thought, what the hell. Let's fly our child and everything we own to Paris. We've had friends...
https://www.itjustgetsstranger.com/a-photo-shoot-in-paris/
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John Brooks
about 2 months ago
Never stop calling the administration fascists. Never stop calling ICE fascists. Never stop calling cops fascists. Do it more. Do it louder.
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Morgan J Freeman
4 months ago
🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon & adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🚨🚨🚨
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Morgan J Freeman
4 months ago
I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
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Ygrene
4 months ago
[being murdered in the car] murderer: *murdering* me: *pointing at my correctly worn safety belt like what the heck*
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Ygrene
4 months ago
you just know that when a pineapple shows up, all the regular day to day fruits are like “what’s this guy’s problem”
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Ygrene
4 months ago
i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
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fredesque
over 1 year ago
me: no one believes me when i say there's a secret race of horse-people therapist: try to ignore the naysayers me: the fucking who
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Frovo
5 months ago
the boy who cried wolf would be a way cooler story if actual wolves came out of his eyes
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Ygrene
11 months ago
chief: you're suspended, turn in your things detective: *hands over gun & badge* chief: …and? detective: (reluctant) *hands over mustache*
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soul nate
6 months ago
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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Ygrene
6 months ago
a single look at any social media today would kill a person from 2024
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Ygrene
about 2 years ago
[one minute after being buried in coffin] me: well this is actually kind of relax- [loud bass coming from the coffin next door]
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Ygrene
12 months ago
imagine it’s a Tuesday evening and you’re at the main grocery store on the Death Star and, upon entering the produce section, you spot Darth Vader by the bananas and he’s wearing Birkenstocks
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Shen Comix
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DaddyJew
10 months ago
Executioner: any last words? Me: pineapple belongs on pizza. Hit the switch
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Don Moynihan
6 months ago
Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a
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Pope Leo XIV *Parody*
6 months ago
“Pope Leo XIV” felt right, but “Daddy Pontifex” was narrowly rejected.
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Pope Leo XIV *Parody*
6 months ago
Kissing the ring is optional, but buying me a drink is not.
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Pope Leo XIV *Parody*
6 months ago
The MLA Pope still refuses to number footnotes. We do not speak.
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Pope Leo XIV *Parody*
6 months ago
My homily today: God loves you, but stop being weird in my DMs.
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Jason, ex Inferis
7 months ago
“Worst she can say is no.” Bro, she said I look like someone tried to draw President Taft from memory.
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Ygrene
7 months ago
mourning the tragic loss of melted cheese left on this breakfast sandwich wrapper please let me find the strength
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karasocial relationship 💜
7 months ago
*waking up soaked in sweat, reaching for the roll of paper towels on the nightstand*
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Ygrene
6 months ago
heard a rumor that one of the cardinals has an early release Switch 2 he’s bringing to the conclave
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Ygrene
about 1 year ago
[first day as a doctor] me: inside of you are two wolves patient: …you mean lungs? me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
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These Shells Are Made for Walking 🪷🇺🇦🟦
7 months ago
Beks, I was just abt to post this exact article as an ex of how media covers for these guys. You’re 100% right that he raped his daughter but look how 8News Now (in Indiana) is framing it. “(He) assaulted a woman he knew after a night out at a gentleman’s club” & never mentions his daughter ONCE.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
7 months ago
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Ygrene
over 1 year ago
Jesus: *rises after three days* God: (while reading newspaper) well look who decided to join us
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Pookleblinky
7 months ago
If you're in line to get classified military secrets from Pete hegseth, STAY IN LINE
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ceej
7 months ago
MARK ZUCKERBERG: Emperor Augustus, I have come to meet you, as you are a major inspiration for my own empire in the distant future. CAESAR AUGUSTUS: (whispering to his advisors) The stretched-out child has the hair of a dog
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Jo
over 2 years ago
earth: I’m dying humans: I’m sorry you feel that way
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Fun
7 months ago
me: why do chicken coups only have two doors? interviewer: i meant questions about the job… me: because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans. interviewer: you’re hired.
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Ygrene
7 months ago
i went to pick something up off the ground once and forgot to bend my knees and my body came apart like a lego figure
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Jerry Chen
7 months ago
m&m eggs mean they're not mammals
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Jason, ex Inferis
7 months ago
Are Catholics just like on the honor system right now
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Ygrene
12 months ago
me: i think the server is down again wife: is it because of your jokes me: alright
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BionicDance the Disappointed Idealist
7 months ago
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Olga Nesterova
7 months ago
I thought this was SNL, but it is not.
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Your pissed off grandma
7 months ago
This is incredible. Wait about 20 seconds into this clip. 🙃
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Freethinkers United
7 months ago
@scarycutedinos.bsky.social
Thanks!
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7 months ago
🤬😡🤬 THIS 🖕🏼 💙✊💙✌️💙
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