They need us real bad.

Still I rise fuck nigga

I’m not flirting…I just tend to have that effect on people

Flex still gotta pay for this crime lol

White Europeans are sooooo annoying cause they think they're better than Americans. No y'all just as bad.

So here are Iran’s peace terms, published in the Wall Street Journal. Non-aggression guarantee. Control of the Strait. Uranium enrichment rights. All sanctions lifted. UN resolutions scrapped. IAEA resolutions scrapped. Compensation payments for war damage. US forces out of the region.

FEFWOIJFJOIWE No, FR! Because the way I just paid $6.00 yesterday and gave up the ghost.

it is the superior ice cream flavor.

They don't have the missiles but we gon fuck around and find out they only gotta make one phone call...

They Gone Be Salty AF If They Come In & See That Crafty Crab Bag 😂😈

😋💞🥑 I like guac with tomatoes when tomatoes are in season, and without tomatoes during the rest of the year... as long as there's plenty of LIME 😁‼️

Mushrooms, spinach, green peppers & onions

The way my sister don’t gotta worry bout her baby when I’m here

I saw $4 gas and def shouted “These LA prices!”

Well when it was $2.28 3 weeks ago...I feel them

And they stay respawning

This is crazy

I would’ve sprinted to the dairy aisle 😭

Another day, another game of is it the autism or are you just an immigrant.

These married men be single af! Keep it tf away from me.

i’m so ready for season three of paradise.

Happy 73rd Birthday to the legendary Queen of Funk, the incomparable Aries Diva, Chaka Khan.

worst thing we *ever* did in this country was make wealth a surrogate for expertise. like, there will be future anthologies written about this grave mistake.

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Ngl the whole work wife/husband sounds crazy because why are yall playing house at work like some kids??

No way are the platonic lasagna bros this tight about Byron and his heavy meat. I must be talking to a different group of guys. My bad.

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Somehow this is gonna turn into story time about fucking coworkers

Yes a matcha does sound good this morning

JUICY J CAN’T!!

Kiss 💋 it better

So many carnivals, so little money 😭

NEWS: CBS blocked Stephen Colbert from airing an interview with Texas State Rep. James Talarico and ordered him not to mention the cancellation over fear of FCC chair Brendan Carr. Colbert went on air and revealed it anyway. “He was supposed to be here, but… 1/

As of this morning, only one of the men who was standing on the balcony of the Lorraine Motel that fateful evening is still living. Since Brother Jesse passed at 84 this morning.

The Rev. Jesse Jackson, a towering civil rights leader and two-time presidential candidate, has died. He was 84.

I looked it up, I was born in the year of the Goat

Name the queerest character that isn't canonically queer. Red Guy, Cow And Chicken.

Definitely….HIM……💀🤣💯

At this point, everyone in the regime faces prison if there is accountability. So they can only escalate. As they lose public support, they will get even more violent, because it’s that or consequences. This is extraordinarily dangerous.

This right here. Never understood the appeal. The most inconvenient element of them all. 🫩

Good morning I havent been asleep yet

Dr Umar commented on the Druski skit and I almost reposted it

A man on tik tok nailed this really well: Women want blerds they don’t want misogynists.

They are pushing us to the breaking point and when we break Stephen Miller will use it as an excuse to impose martial law

Ten years ago I told my friend that progress would not happen within the current system. It would take “a moment of anarchy” to have any hope of real change. Two weeks ago he arrived to that conclusion himself. Today I feel that moment is imminent but I have no faith it will produce anything good.

RIP Carl Carlton, prayers to his family 🙏🏾💙🕊 🗣Open up your heart...be a lasting part of everlasting love..