Budo-kun, a 6 ft. sentient bunch of grapes, is the mascot of Koshu City.

Do you want to see an actual page from the kids book "The Mr Blobby Joke Book"? Of course you do.

Not a good idea Wes

I don't think Boreham Wood should be allowed to play at Wembley

My favourite bit about voting is the typeface.

Bloody hell

Why's there a security tag on this? It's not as if it'll be worth that much... oh. Blimey.

As a counterpoint The Fence in Croydon's Whitgift Centre

Issue 27 is IN BLOOM

Who on earth is paying to watch the Michael Jackson movie. Jinkys.

Is there a better version of Popcorn out there than this Klaus Wunderlich certified banger? If so i'd love to hear it. youtu.be/YTiwsy7S2gA?...

I note that the Lord Mandelson vetting process, for all it's complexities, was seemingly documented using a special excel spreadsheet.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

dad: so whats the deal with the war me: *speaks for 5 min* dad: wow that is an impressive analysis me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert dad: oh whats their name me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

First of two nights in Shrewsbury tonight for this mad exhausted bastard.

Just in case it's helpful to put it out there.... I'm fine with the world cup being cancelled, changed, disrupted. Dont worry about that.

I can't believe a FIFA Peace Prize winner would do this

sorry if this seems harsh but I don't think the president should be allowed to post "a whole civilization will die tonight" and still be president

As happy as I am for those of us very interested in the US expedition around the moon.....I can't help thinking it feels particularly frivolous at the moment all things considered.

1️⃣ Day to Go 🛣️ March route: Park Lane to Whitehall 📍Meeting point: Park Lane, 12pm. Music. Speeches. Community. Dancing All are welcome 💚 togetheralliance.org.uk/march

it's too bad the flintstones aren't around now because they could have a pop star named carly rae gypsum or chappell stoan

Seeing as John Terry has outed himself as a supporter of Reform Britain’s right-wing rhetoric, here’s a reminder of the truly hilarious and shameless attempts at positive PR when he was accused of racially abusing QPR defender Anton Ferdinand in 2011

Remembering the ancient ways

After 2 and a half years of unimaginable horror and indiscriminate slaughter, the Western Media has finally found a reason to be hacked off with US-Israeli violence.

Can't sleep. Fringe poster will eat me.

Not to sound glib but have we considred the possibility that Sir Tony Blair is a messy bitch who lives for drama

Do they think people have literally no memory of past events at all?

Hungary need marking down for the use of earth song

This. Is. Beautiful.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Offensive tweets, is it?

Famous boat that turned around.

1️⃣ He didn't say that. 2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him. 3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling. 4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it. 5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented. 6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.

Ban social media for boomers before banning it for teens…

We need Twitter shut down for national security reasons. Slap a chuffing tariff on it you cowards.

Special relationship is Starmer getting his Junior Pirate badge.

I thought this was my forever home but circumstances have sadly changed 💔 I need a quick sale. Please enquire www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Rapping dog PaRappa the Rapper, ‘90s PlayStation game character, in Tokyo

BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped. The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.

imagine a cheery BBC news report in 1938 breezily asking "which countries could be in Hitler's sights after the Sudetenland?"

Darren Jones saying repeatedly the Labour Government won't comment on a hypothetical. It's not hypothetical - Trump is saying very loudly repeatedly what he's done and boasting about it. And yet the UK Government won't even say it's a breach of international rules. Shameful.

Two lawyers I would have concerns over if they ever were to represent me.

Has anyone checked in with Lilo recently? I've never seen the film but they've gone very quiet whilst I can't move for Stitch stuff. #whereislilo

Tomorrow's front page 📰 'The UK is letting these people die'

Our The Wire (season 5)

This is exactly how this works. It was the same with Corbyn/antisemitism… and everything rly. Editors decide what’s ‘news’. This is so effective because 90+% of people either assume this process is either ‘objective’, has no agenda, or don’t even question it at all.

I have grave news; enshittification has come for Club biscuits.