thank you so so much for the offer but I won't be reading a 6,000 word essay on the Labour party from Tony Blair, so kind of you but afraid I'll simply have to pass

may as well put this one back up

Good morning! Jeffrey Donaldson's trial begins today. Please resist the urge to see this as a trial of his party or of his politics, it is about the victims. Think you know who the alleged victims are? Good for you - now can it. Do not believe for a second that yapping online can't collapse a trial.

Prove you are human before you can proceed to the next page. Fuck....

on the sheeps-longue on the sheeps-longue on the sheeps-longue all day long on the sheeps-longue

british fan chat

Would be nice to have some #NornIron responses to this, given our rapidly changing odd little society. Takes about ten minutes.

Fashion designer Jeremy Scott delivers commencement speech to Kansas City Art Institute graduates. Wait for it…

I vote to have AI pilots trialled in private jets first.

i dunno I think sometimes people just enjoy talking to like minded people. do you do this kind of shit with your friends offline

The duck who lives here must be absolutely fucking massive.

Reporting on the DDLL hatchery to YerManHimself inside, through the window. "One drying, two hatching, but I can hear the wren... there she's now! Ah here, ye greedy cat, one'll fill you..." It flew off with the second one, to a nest maybe? It's an all-you-can-eat babyfood buffet I'm running here 🙄

SUNDAY SOFA ACTIVISM Solidarity request from Causeway Pride 'We are now asking people, especially allies, to write short letters of support that we can present to the local council. If the Mark Ashton Memorial matters to you, please email your letter of support to: [email protected]'

In the middle of this fantastic article is one short sentence about labour that should never be forgotten: "They chose to do all of this"

"WHAT HAS IT GOT IN ITS PANTSES" Taken at Manchester's emergency protest against the EHRC guidance, May 2026

Hell Yeah

You can laugh, but every time the President gets scared, he makes his aides ask Grok to draw the ballroom 20% larger

We should make it illegal for MPs to use public toilets and changing rooms, and if you see someone you think might be an MP using one you can confront them, and they have to carry their Westminster pass and show it to you, and then you can kick them out. But, like, in a respectful supportive way.

After a fairly relentless run of absolute shite over the last year and a big bit, last night I got good news that made me blub so hard I couldn't speak (so when I ran to find Moo Himself he thought something ELSE horrible had happened, gods love him) and so, well I'm just telling y'all.

'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Tailor for You, My Lad'

There's a statue of Queen Victoria here in Hastings. You often see her with a pair of sunglasses on, or similar. But never before have I seen her with a giant walnut whip on her head. Until today.

GB News cameraman took swings at us (clocked me right in the back one time). Best option: blast music, use anything at hand to cover camera lens (umbrellas, flags), no comment, redirect them away from the demo, do not let up until they leave

Seriously, if the thought the person in the next cubicle might have different genitals from yours drives you into such a frenzy of voyeuristic excitement, horniness, and self-loathing you can't deal with it, YOU stay home, you creep.

This guidance operates at an organisational level, so allies can make a real difference even individually and in small numbers by being vocal, annoying, and making it really inconvenient to be transphobic. Don't let discrimination be the easy option.

Just to be clear how little I’m exaggerating, in 2016, the UK Government actually advised trans people against travelling to certain US states due to the implementation of bathroom bans. @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is now implementing those same bans across the UK. www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...

This is written for laypeople and goes through the main points from the Code. It's written like a Q&A between me and the trans woman I invented to have the conversation with, who is as fed up of this shit as most of my trans woman friends.

EHRC Guidance released: Our statement

Let's ignore how awful humans are, I have Arthropod News! It appears we are running a free-range daddy long legs farm again this year, and I am once more very much enjoying the experience 😀 Babies hatching all over the gaff. Fascinating #springwatch

'those trans women are always angry. does that sound like *real* women to you?' yeah actually it sounds exactly like women who are constantly being hammered by patriarchal fuckery on a daily basis. suffragettes invented letter bombing for fuck sake. all we're doing is having a moan on socials. 😭

Zohranist Mamdanism may not be your cup of tea but it's hard to argue he's not doing stuff. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

The T in ChatGPT stands for “Thneed”

“Crucifixion?” “Yes” “Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each”

The only way Róisín can view herself as stronger than Sinéad is if she considers Sinéads love and compassion a weakness. They were among her great strengths.

The only thing about London that really scares me is, ironically, when bigots who don’t understand the place assemble there on a Saturday.

Madam I guarantee you will be within 20ft of a nonce throughout the entire march

Not many people know his full name

New Zealand got her number:

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

Denial Rage Bargaining Depression Acceptance Disco

Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew Cuthbert Dibble Grub

carrying this bag around work so people* know what’s up *who read japanese

IF YOU TOLERATE THIS, THEN YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE NEXT IS A SONG WRITTEN BY WELSH COMMUNISTS ABOUT THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR AND THE THREAT OF NATIONALIST FASCISM.

One of the most shocking things I found while reporting this story was that there is a statutory defence for children who commit offences as a result of exploitation, but it has never been used in the 10 years since it was introduced.

We call this design 'Kicking Random Man Up The Arse.' €5 from every sale goes directly to the World Food Programme's Palestine appeal >>> https://waterfordwhispers.shop/products/arse-kicked

Labour MPs calling for an orderly transition but unfortunately their government needs to be at least 18 years old with four doctors to sign off first

Reform UK claimed to have the “best vetting in the country”. Their candidates told a different story. Here are some with records of racism, antisemitism, Islamophobia, conspiracy theories and links to far-right groups. They are now in office and must be held to account. 🧵

Technically it was sent to fill the pothole and, well, it is filling the pothole

And now a 2nd sacked. Joining holocaust denier Jay Cooper is Master Race Stuart Prior. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I am absolutely here for @oliver.ie 's motion at tonight's Cork City Council meeting (referred to a relevant committee).