*making my dick look smaller in proportion to my nuts* "yeah bro im ballmaxxing"

lets fucking goooooo

may the 10th be with you

So many people panicking about hantavirus but stopped wearing masks to protect against much more transmissible covid. Ok.

beast mode

"they didnt make angela hot enough in the silent hill 2 remake" sounds pretty detestable, right? now replace "angela" with "star fox". sounds a lot like *you* talking now, doesn't it? hold on, replace "silent hill 2" with "star fox" as well. and the first "star fox" is just "fox". anyway fuck you

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

does mixtape got dmc combos

mr johns is really lucky

mtg was shilling ivermectin like 2 days ago tf is he on

this video is gonna make me throw up

tis the season

1/ PM Carney seems ready to suspend environmental regulation in Canada under the illusion that he can buy political peace with Danielle Smith (ie the oil industry). www.thestar.com/politics/pol...

may the 9th be with you

sunrise really just gave amuro a fro and called him a brand new guy

she didnt leave me on read its cause discords down

may the 8th be with you

made rhe right call to get one last year oof

Generate an image of Woody Woodpecker at a grave surrounded by other Woodys Woodpecker saying "I don't care who this offends: the man from Up shouldn't have put balloons on his house to celebrate that his wife died." Send to all living family, Linkedin contacts, and girls I asked out in high school.

「聖戦士ダンバイン」

got the hentaivirus im gooning

Idk about that one good smile

is the re9 dlc on switch 2

an addendum

3d printed a broken joint for my etna nendo I feel so powerful

gotta restart disgaea 5 now that I know one of the girls gets fat in a gatcha ill never play ever

I hauve covid

may the 7th be with you

These viruses have been known problems in Korea for so long that there’s literally a M*A*S*H episode about them. People work their whole careers on viruses most people have never heard of…so that you never have to hear about them.

who the fuck starts a conversation like this

I read a thread on here that crops partially covered by solar panels actually grow better kinda like how grass is greener under trampolines also get rid of parking lots everyone should just use public transit

MY SHOOTER A FROG WITH AUTISM

We smokin that Dinosaur Planet bronto leaf. Them Titanian tongue twisters. Slim wanted beef with me, added his sorry ass to General Pepper's invoice. My shooter a frog with autism. My bitch got blue fur and pronouns. This shit ain't nothin to me, man.

Sad to see Tim Heidecker get mixed up with Infowars. Did he go MAGA during the pandemic? Or did Alex Jones drop a dollar

showing up to nintendos office and throwing a copy of ace combat 7 at anyone who steps out of the building til I get arrested

Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch

I think uinless nintendo drops a thing I need right away or ill die ill prolly just bulk order s2 off neokyo once a year from now on they got coupons

>Star Fox is only $70CAD digitally

Nobody: William:

he looks like he's about to use a slur that hasn't been used in at least a century

hate to comment on this but its wild how video games are like way better than they were in the ps360 era like what is he on

waking up from a nap to this is worse than the time I woke up from a nap to learn charlie kirk got shot

Looked up why everyone’s talking about Starfox and based on blueskys awful search function I can only assume it’s due to his humongous throbbing cock