You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands

top scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

Book Cover of the Day:

New bio, thank you Tripadvisor

I hope the Riyadh festival kills the self-serving pretence that comedians are typically fearless truth-tellers, taboo-busters and champions of free speech. A few are. Most are just entertainers who like attention and money

🙌🏻 ⛈️pula!🌧️🙌🏻

buying into AI

not now, earth's core

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

It was built round so that the DEVIL could not hide in the corners.

This is incredible

prunus gone utterly mad

From today's @financialtimes.com #TomLehrer

Librarian here. It's because library books eat old people.

Due to woke, they no longer give dogs the “cone of shame” and instead give them soviet style cosmonaut hats. Sad

Cathedral guide: “And this is the skull of Saint Marcus.” Visitor: “And what’s that small one?” Cathedral guide: “Oh, that’s the skull of Saint Marcus when he was a child.”

This is Waffles from the San Antonio Zoo. If you go there, please tell Waffles she's doing a GREAT job.

A warehouse is just a regular house until the full moon hits

Contemporary cartoon from Life magazine c. 1895.

😳

I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.

We have kimchi in America, it is called coleslaw and you make it by substituting every step in kimchi preparation with mayonnaise

forbidden croquembouche #28YearsLater

Blessings upon next door who have a borehole

Ceci n’est pas un #croissant. 🥐

Me to the DNC

On the plus side, young people spending all their time looking at their phones has led to a great reduction in kites being flown into power lines.

Whoa Black Betty

Thank you for the tablecloth. We shall have to buy ourselves a table now.

Pulitzer prize for this Jay L. Clenendin image of LAPD stormtroopers in front of Barbara Kruger's "Untitled (Questions)"

Love and mercy.

I have a new hero. This owl stole a child's hobby horse and flies around with it!

bluesky has been won for the day, we can all go home now

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

Feeding calamari to a corvid. Little squid pro crow.

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

A Happy World Dracula Day to all who celebrate.

Stand aside Turing, we now have The Potato Test.

*crab-walked

Kirstenbosch represent!