Brandy you're a fine girl What a good wife you would be But my life my love and my lady Is the See

This is terrible, that kind of information should only come from your refrigerator

That was a LOT of water VERY quickly. Jirre.

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.

You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands

top scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

Book Cover of the Day:

New bio, thank you Tripadvisor

I hope the Riyadh festival kills the self-serving pretence that comedians are typically fearless truth-tellers, taboo-busters and champions of free speech. A few are. Most are just entertainers who like attention and money

🙌🏻 ⛈️pula!🌧️🙌🏻

buying into AI

not now, earth's core

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

It was built round so that the DEVIL could not hide in the corners.

This is incredible

prunus gone utterly mad

From today's @financialtimes.com #TomLehrer

Librarian here. It's because library books eat old people.

Due to woke, they no longer give dogs the “cone of shame” and instead give them soviet style cosmonaut hats. Sad

Cathedral guide: “And this is the skull of Saint Marcus.” Visitor: “And what’s that small one?” Cathedral guide: “Oh, that’s the skull of Saint Marcus when he was a child.”

This is Waffles from the San Antonio Zoo. If you go there, please tell Waffles she's doing a GREAT job.

A warehouse is just a regular house until the full moon hits

Contemporary cartoon from Life magazine c. 1895.

😳

I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.

We have kimchi in America, it is called coleslaw and you make it by substituting every step in kimchi preparation with mayonnaise

forbidden croquembouche #28YearsLater

Blessings upon next door who have a borehole

Ceci n’est pas un #croissant. 🥐

Me to the DNC

On the plus side, young people spending all their time looking at their phones has led to a great reduction in kites being flown into power lines.

Whoa Black Betty

Thank you for the tablecloth. We shall have to buy ourselves a table now.

Pulitzer prize for this Jay L. Clenendin image of LAPD stormtroopers in front of Barbara Kruger's "Untitled (Questions)"

Love and mercy.

I have a new hero. This owl stole a child's hobby horse and flies around with it!

bluesky has been won for the day, we can all go home now

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

Feeding calamari to a corvid. Little squid pro crow.