I love that every year or so a new silly little creature emerges and brings the whole internet together in peace and harmony

I have applied. The application closes the 27th. I'm just nervous because my surgery is in September (hopefully since they needed to do a new prior authorization, thanks insurance) and if I get it, that might fuck everything up. But I need this surgery because I'm in pain.

Next week I am headed to the northeast corner of Connecticut which is also called the “quiet corner” so naturally I had to figure out just how quiet it was. www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...

This thread is incredible with scientific advancements for endometriosis.

Taco Bell has been running ahead of the federal fucking government at every turn, please do not slander this noble restaurant chain

With the air being so bad due to the Canadian fires, I'm so glad i keep a mask in the car for "just in case" situations. Running errands today needed it.

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

[looking at average savings for someone my age] fuck, man, how is that possible? [looking at average sexual partners for someone my age] fuck, man, how is that possible?

in 2026, devil’s lettuce is just salad that gives you diarrhea

Someone should invent a rent that ISN'T difficult to pay each month.

Debating applying for a promotion, but it's slightly farther away from home and while it's more money, it's also non-union which means no protections and higher health insurance costs, as well as the additional gas. I'm maxed out in my job now, and this would end up being 32k more when maxed.

If you're a #vampire babe loverrrr~ >:D MarshmallowMail.club is where you wanna be. Join before the end of July for the Blood Bay Baddies Club sticker sheet!!! #stickerclub #fatliberation #pinupart

🦈 Highly migratory sharks and rays don’t recognise geopolitical boundaries, but they are equally affected by the global effects of destructive activities, pollution & climate change. The High Seas Treaty can effectively protect them with the establishment of High Seas #MPAs. #SharkAwarenessDay

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

While most people knew him for his movies lets not forget the incredible human Sam Neil was too

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Damn. When we wished for death to come in 3s, I'm pretty sure we were hoping for other terrible politicians, not Sam Neill. RIP.

Verify deez nutz

[Exit Queen.]

reskeeting with alt text!

listen. it's 5am, i haven's slept yet, and i am ridiculously stoned. i tried my very best

Trust Lindsay Graham to see where the wind was blowing and try to jump on the “dead senator” bandwagon…

ICE has thugs wearing “media” vests and masks filming protesters, something that is totally normal in a democracy...

I loved this show as a teen when it played in Nick at Nite and had a huge crush on his character.

I'm great at reading a paper map. However, I suck at knowing street names or many route numbers. I know the streets by number of traffic lights or is the road worth the cool rock or nice house or something. I have lived in my current town for 17 years and still only know the major roads.

god, please grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change and also a billion dollars

I did not end up telling him. I'm very good with not crossing lines. Even though i wanted to.

Am I about to confess to my inappropriate crush, who is now slightly more appropriate but still questionable, that I had a dream where he kissed me??? Ugggghhhh.

Spider Man

Hey CT, we're a small state, let's fill it in for us.

Mutuals, it's almost my birthday!! If you like sending mail, I love receiving mail! If you want to send me something, DM me, and I'll give you my address. I'd love to hear from you! ☺️

Big, if true

Saw that my town's fireworks got pushed up to 815-830 due to the weather forecast. Then got an emergency push notification that the storm will be have 80mph gusts around 825/830. I wish the town had just postponed to tomorrow and i hope everyone is safe. Our mayor is normally really good.

I just went to Taco Bell. I got two chalupas and a small drink. It was $18. This it's what people mean when they talk about the economy feeling bad right now. Everything is expensive. Cheap things are no longer cheap. You can't leave your house without spending $50.

Me when I realize there was never any Amontillado

happy birthday hotdogs

If yu donot feel much patriotik this yeer, just eat somb hottdogges and watch somb Jaws or BETTER YETT watch Dades version if JAWS itis grate

I think it's funny as hell how people have to say "your honor, may I approach?" when they're walking up to a judge. I think everyone should have to do that before they can talk to me

Went wading in a Connecticut brook with ecologists and learned a bunch about sea lamprey: www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-07...

hakuna mas tatas

@notsomerando.bsky.social I think i remember today is your birthday? If so, Happy birthday!!! If it's tomorrow, happy early birthday!!

Pausing Robin Hood Men In Tights for 37 minutes so I can explain the joke where Dave Chappelle pumps his sneakers up to a modern teenager

I mean, who hasn't??

If it will get my bills paid and some money in the bank, then who am I to complain about this?

Me, this week, after getting the car repaired (finally, thank you!!!)

If i won money, I wouldn't say anything, but there would be signs.