*waves arms around*

What I've learned is that, as long as there is human greed and lust for power, imperialism is an engine that will run forever. With more or less "legal" cover depending on the nature and temperament of the regime.

then put teams back in quebec and hartford you dorks.

The Whalers. 😭😭😭

Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state

Art. (Also I'm cracking tf up at the comment and the video. Just *chef's kiss* all around.)

Me, 100%

So got a walking boot. The ligaments in my foot are probably what's causing the issue (strained/sprained/torn) but I've never seen a doctor look so baffled by my explanation. I was like, "it's not the ankle, it's the foot. No i don't want meds so i don't feel the pain. I just want it better."

Me and who???

Home some contacts are written, but also how CT General Statutes and Practice Book are written:

You know what didn't kill people? Vaccinations. You know what might kill people? apnews.com/article/affo...

Okay so finally finished Stranger Things and I did not expect how emotional it was going to be in certain spots. That finale, while long, was really satisfyingly good.

cancer, especially, is a worrying disease but don’t go looking for trouble. according to the planets you have nothing to fear from a certain individual and should not take anything too seriously just yet. just be yourself.

Surprised I stayed up until midnight. But I wanted to eat my 12 grapes at midnight. I did not watch the ball drop. Happy new year, friends! May 2026 be better for us all and have a good night. 💞

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Hey, if you can, please help Lane. He's a good dude who does good work.

I wanted to get much more cleaning done today (because I don't clean New Year's Day). Unfortunately will not because of my foot. I have to finish the bathroom (new shower curtains, sweep, mop), put new sheets on the bed, change Sammy's catbox and water fountain, and bring out the trash. Oh well.

Every day is one day closer to The Day

There’s a lot of good ones, trying to pick my favorite is hard, but the plot twist on this one hits me every time:

Me, when that Christmas check clears (it's paying bills/catching up on shit):

Fritz Lang's 1927 sci-fi film, Metropolis, was set in 2026.

This is definitely something someone has sexted me about.

Okay but I need to screenshot this entire thread because the insults are phenomenal. Just incredible work. Bravo, Kevin.

Foot is not broken! (Yaaay) But it still hurts a lot! (Boooo) It may be an old injury, a malignant thing, a normal thing that is always there and only hurts when injured, or regular old getting older calcification?? (The radiology report was not helpful in what it is.)

We are DAYS away from the fifth anniversary of January 6th and instead of that fucker being in prison, he’s president. What a stupid country.

Damn. Catching bad financial strays left and right, including from the astrology bot.

This is how I [REDACTED]

This is how I flirt.

I heard they're trying to ban fat asses and tylenol

Yeah, I have ADHD: Ass Dumptruck Hot Disorder

Oh. Oh shit.

Here’s to 2026

Does anyone know a divorce attorney in FL, Daytona Beach area, who is particularly experienced with spousal abuse (especially emotional abuse?). Please reply here or DM me. We gotta get a person away from their trash spouse.

you guys are all missing the point with avatar. the real “way of water” is buying a bidet for your home.

Love to dig out the car before the plow even cleans my part of the apartment complex. At least it's done so it can melt a bit before actually going out tomorrow. And now I can rest my very angry foot.

Okay this needs to happen. Every city needs a snow plow called abolish ice.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Love to be referred to the orthopedic doctor affiliated with my doctor/hospital/whatever and they are closed. Guess I'll just fuck myself over the weekend until I can get an appointment next week. At least the x-rays are done.

We’re fortunate to have him. 😄

Not me crying at this beautifully written piece. (I have been so impressed with @rexhuppke.bsky.social pieces to be honest but this one was so wonderful.)

No matter your faith, remember the true message of Joy to the World is that Jeremiah was a bullfrog.

Same energy

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Omg it's my favorite article of the year. I look forward to this every year. Thank you, Defector, for this tradition.

I hope everyone has at least one surprisingly amazing and wonderfully good thing happen to them today.

All I want for Christmas is for a US release date for Shoresy to be announced.

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate. Here is a video of my cat enjoying his new toy for everyone, whether you celebrate or not. May you all have a peaceful, relaxing, good Thursday.