Can you move on with your life you’re not going to convince me a class of hoarders appropriating the wealth of a laboring class is ok by posting songs at me

we see you. wiggling your way in, trying to demand we consider Israeli feelings, demand Palestinians accept less to nothing in return for the hundreds of thousands killed because "everyone just wants peace." we all see you. you're not slick.

Anyone still doing the "this is what pro-Palestinian protesters did wrong" or "this is why people thought they were antisemitic" liberal bullshit is my fucking enemy. You're the devil. You're the slimy weak worm, too cowardly to be openly fascist, but fascist all the same. You are evil.

Banger. Banger. Banger. Banger.

I saw myself as maybe all in for J.B. Pritzker But I am losing faith, rapidly. Police state fascism in America is bigger than Trump. It's backed by Democrats just like Republicans. And it's not going anywhere

1pm meetings should be illegal. i'm still in lunch mode even when i clock back in. 1:30pm is fine, 1:15pm is pushing it, but you want me in a meeting room at 1:00pm on the dot? fuck you

he was going to do anyways though seems reductive to blame it on the shutdown

people seem to like this kind of messaging better than when Pete Buttigieg is like “some parents believe the plot of Juwanna Mann is real and happening in high schools — and these people are right to be concerned!”

$2 million bond for a meme saying “get over it”

I've had white people tell me I need to "listen to Black people" when I disagree with them. When I tell them I'm Black, they claim I'm lying. Funny how that works.

It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking

Quotations From Chairwoman Katie Tightpussy, or "The Little Pink Book" (counter went up)

guards ignore—but are trained—that withdrawal is a life threatening condition, and ignoring someone in withdrawal is both deliberate and indifferent the fact that they were *wrong* about this person’s emergency doesn’t make their conduct any less deliberate or indifferent

'Cause there is always a wrong to your right And there will always be a war somewhere to fight God knows I've had some rough fucking years Oh lord, oh lord, keep on keepin' on

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

Greetings and good morning it’s the Saturday farm rush hour

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Call me old-fashioned but I still think the height of criminal ecstasy for a hardened con is to successfully steal a fresh-baked pie from a kitchen window sill

if we want to show him we're serious about our concerns, we must address him as the palpateeny hands mango mussolini he is, dagnabbit!

I'm at the scene where ICE abducted multiple people from Lincoln and Foster this morning. A WGN producer was among the people taken, allegedly because she was among a group of bystanders who tried to intervene. ICE agents hit this car while making their getaway.

Actually it seems to be because the white shirt dude's mask slid down and you can hear the guy next to him talk about seeing his face, that's when he walked back and told the other goon to leave. They reaaaaaaally don't like people knowing who they are and taking pics of their faces.

If you watch closely, you'll see they're doing this opposite an actual funeral procession.

Did Trump really wake up having a hissy fit his dictator antics didn't win him the Nobel Prize, like that was in the realm of the possible for him? They gave it to someone to reinforce the global order he wants. Now just eat your oatmeal, grandpa.

happy friday everyone

Wherever your school currently has the Bad Bunny of their field, they’d like to swap them out with the Lee Greenwood of that field.

“We should replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood” is an also a perfect summation of the “deal” they’ve offered universities.

oh i see you’re a democrat. you still want to believe democrats are anti-fascist. they’re not. you can still vote for them hoping they’ll turn a corner or whatever. you should be realistic with yourself about where they stand, but also respect others and what they can plainly see with their own eyes

*standing at my coffeemaker, to the tune of Warren G and Nate Dogg's "Regulate"* "Me and my mug had to caffeinate."

Greetings and good morning it’s the Friday farm rush hour with Letty-Lou, Mo, George happy 10-10 day

each day on this planet is worse than the last

This is the truest statement, and it's a shame so many places have laws against these breeds.

I may have made an actionable threat against a sitting politician

This sent me over the fucking edge, full reverse beep beep back up, right back over the fucking edge again

drake, amazingly, still finding brand new ways to lose to kendrick lamar

no one here made obama fold on replacing scalia. no one here made ruth ginsburg overstay her time on this earth

Ah, Schrodinger's Leftist: a crucial voting block who's too insignificant to listen to.

i still think this sucks. burr was one of the few guys in his sorta milieu in comedy who (i thought) was actually thinking for himself and seemed to have a really honest relationship with his moral compass. all the other guys adjacent to him are just manosphere-lite lunkheads

Comrade FKD, that's what's up.

Every time a liberal tries some shit like this I become incrementally more of a Stalinist

Because instead of ppl doing what Nepal and Kenya and Peru having Gen Z revolts and sticking up for them (knowing at any moment their lives can be turned upside down) they revolt against bullshit their countries do!!!

Liberal politicians aren’t betraying you they are agents of fascism If you believe they are your allies you will get fucked

me watching bluesky execs piss everyone off & waste hours of time putting out fires instead of staying diplomatic & monetizing via a subscription model:

Frog And Toad Are Antifa

Portland is in a state of ribbit-ellion!

Look obviously this is very bad but knowing how these fucking idiots operate there’s a decent chance they’re about to have treasury accountants rappel into a state house building in full tactical gear and I can’t pretend that wouldn’t be funny