explaining civic policies to an american: imagine the master of burgers

I wish I could meet some of you in real life so I can deliver the ass beating you deserve for posting the dumbest shit online

Caesar after refusing the crown three times: "sure I would've taken it if everyone thought it was cool but since everyone booed I have to say I never would've taken it, don't forget to give me credit for not taking it"

Big "turbulent priest" moment here.

liberals will be like "only americans have rights, sweetie"

i'm sure it will be of great comfort to the people that are getting bombs dropped on them that the pilot posted happy pride on instagram first

Another dumbass who isn't going to understand the imperial boomerang until it hits them square in the fuckin head.

the democratic party peacefully transferred power to fascists

Dems failed to win the 2024 presidential election against a transphobe who has spent his presidency targeting trans people. Harris tried dodging a question on trans rights before saying "I believe we should follow the law." prominent Dems (including Newsom, Buttigieg, Allred, etc.) are transphobic.

Queerphobic B list 90s rappers having mental breakdowns on main is hilarious, their digital wannabe groupies degendering and maga jacketing queer women for attention is fucked up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Dave Chapelle sucks.

"don't be a queerphobe if you can't handle being a queerphobe" is the golden rule, kid.

No, but to be fair my mother isn't an unrepentant queerphobe, if she was I would.

I'm genuinely learning today that liberals honestly believe doing war crimes and then going 'sowwy we killed a bunch of randos' is actually how you make them okay

> "'South Park' is going after Trump" Yeah sometimes the enemy of your enemy is just some piece of shit who also happens to beef with your enemy.

In remembrance of Nex Benedict, who was killed by the Oklahoma school system in 2024. Rest in peace 🌸

Posting my transcript from "Acme Looniversity" where I majored in "sticking to the bit"

can the people the bombs are dropping on see that the B-52 has a rainbow on it?

A well-known rapper, currently on tour in Europe, has spent the past 4 days combing through random shitposters' profiles and trying to "this u?" them because he can't seem to parse irony on here, all because he got into a tiff with user "piss shitter"

Transphobic crybaby comparing trans identities to bestiality. Disgusting

Bonger Kong is my government name, and my pfp is obviously a selfie. You're a transphobe.

Slur Master General still has piss in his pants. If you know who pissed in this fella's pants please call 1-800-PISS right away.

does your mother call you 'serial harasser of women Talib Kweli' or does she just pretend Mos Def is her son instead

Reddit atheist (derogatory) to reddit atheist (compliment) pipeline

And when they finally came for me I said “you sons of bitches! This is all your fault for being Muslim in Michigan!!!!!!!”

there is no "despite the ceasefire". If you kill people during a ceasefire, you are breaking the ceasefire. That's how ceasefires work.

liberals claim to believe that all the things fascists day about immigrants and trans people may not be polite or socially acceptable but they're ultimately popular and thus you're not allowed to disagree with them the truth is they actually just agree with them but are ashamed to admit it

These are the faces of the monsters who are attempting to manufacture consent for the wholesale slaughter of neurodivergent children.

Place I worked at in 2018 had 50+ applications for 1 position, same most recent job. That place had a "party" on Thanksgiving Wednesday, where mgmt called them all greedy, lazy, insisted they give more, demand less, passed out a Todd Henry book, & sent them back to work unfed. Most of them just quit

oh no i'm woke

"Oh wow! What a spry young fella our president is. He certainly looks like a man who could get in to heaven. Ain't that just something."

this is so fucking stupid dude

"Oh wow! What a spry young fella our president is. He certainly looks like a man who could get in to heaven. Ain't that just something."

You ever get "Skimbleshanks: The Railway Cat" stuck in your head all day? Oh! Yeah me neither.

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

Fact Check: not a single dog appears in Quentin Tarantino's 1992 film "Reservoir Dogs" ❎️

This is sexual assault apologia, you're posting sexual assault apologia, you're a sexual assault apologist

you’re so right, I’m such an idiot for believing rape allegations about a man that has had multiple instances of being caught on camera making women uncomfortable. a man directly responsible for getting Thomas on the supreme court while dragging anita hill through the mud.

Some NAFO goon: *likes a bunch of my posts follows me* Me: lol *block*

not only am i better person than you but i smoke better weed too

You are cruisin for a bruisin You are itchin for a bitchin You are anglin for a manglin You are hankerin for a spankerin

Kyle Rittenhouse got run out of PA last week, and I’m sad I missed it. 😂 atlantablackstar.com/2025/11/17/r...

lmao talib kweli beefing with a homeless woman is peak Too Online. log the fuck off, go outside and smell the flowers for real. boots riley on reddit behavior.

Imagine calling everyone else racist when you're Dutch

thanks comrade - i was so upset last night i posted without even considering this shit. reuploaded with sensitive info removed please report and block ctexposers.bsky.social for doxxing and harassment