Ok so we're doing this one

Apropos of nothing, there is something weirdly evocative about these early-mid 90's Jolly Ranchers ads (when they were square!) 🧵

I had fun on tiktok :(

Fascinating read. Over my head biologically but still fascinating

i saw a bunch of junk glimmering all over at tannhäuser gate too but it didn't seem worth mentioning

Kimberly Akimbo was just ok. The cast was great! It’s the play itself that...i dunno. Not sure why it got all those Tonys.

Found this in an old box just now:

SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity ME: hey yeah fuck you spock

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

There are very, VERY few people who are equipped to talk about this shooter correctly given the brainrot written on the shell casing. You have to understand so much of online culture to get it and also understand how that culture is both connected to and separate from real world ideological spaces

Very excited that Jens Lekman is putting out music again. Dude should be at least Belle and Sebastian level famous.

I still think sometimes about how much the Skinamarink (2022) fucked me up

It's worth asking why every elite institution is issuing statements like this rather than pointing out the obvious fact that the institutional right commits and glorifies violence far more than the left. Is there a reason you feel you can't say that out loud? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/o...

All these stories about the Evergreen shooter's "radicalization by ab extremist group" without any mention of what the politics are pf said group...🧐 The fact that the Sheriff is being so vague tells you all you need to know .

Unakite after the rock saw. No filter; it really is that color. ⚒️

9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>

MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof. SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now. KASH PATEL: Is it woke? SCULLY: Director, I don’t — PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?

My sense is that most Americans had not heard of Charlie Kirk until yesterday. The first and perhaps only thing they're going to hear about him from the most trusted and important voices in American politics is that he was a model and constructive participant in good-faith political discourse.

I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.

Corrected: Jaylin Williams (JWill) reaction to Josh Giddey new contract #ThunderUp “can I borrow a couple bucks”

Driving to fucking Bethany for indoor roller skating is an unjust burden.

My favorite part of THE INNOCENTS ABROAD is Twain and co. doing bits

For #FossilFriday, a 2-for-1 special with a Late Cretaceous body fossil (ammonite) bearing tooth traces of a biting mosasaur matching the dental records of _Platecarpus_. Display seen at the U. of Michigan Museum of Natural History (Ann Arbor MI) in June '24. 🧪🦷🕳️ #ichnology

There are some bands i will never check out because I hate their name so much. I understand that I am only hurting myself and I may be missing out on great music. I accept this. Songs: Ohia

Wow whyever could this be?

The Langlois Bridge at Arles with Women Washing - 1888 #artbots #vangogh https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14455

[ancient egyptian standup comic] see guys from the upper kingdom, they observe funerary rites like THIS. but us guys from the lower kingdom, we observe funerary rites like THIS. See this guy knows what I’m talking about [pointing at man with the head of a bird]

anyway can i get a hell yeah for relitigating the council of nicea. arius had it right

Some of my coworkers take this job too seriously. Some don't take it seriously enough. I alone have the correct balance.

I've been to a lot of mountains and I can confirm this is what they're eyes would look like.

thread delivers

La Pampa, an agricultural province in central Argentina settled by a fuckton of Germans, is partly in the Midwest

There is much debate, but the one thing the philosophers can agree on is Iowa is in the Midwest. Therefore, I propose the degree to which other places are located in the Midwest corresponds to the degree to which they exhibit Iowaness.

Highlighting the grain flow and grain fall deposits in the preserved lower part of a Jurassic dune, Navajo Sandstone, Grand Staircase - Escalante National Monument, Utah 🧪⚒️

So far during the second Trump administration, this puts the US military at: —1,000+ air strikes in Yemen (in March-April) —65+ air strikes in Somalia —5 air strikes and 2 JSOC ground raids in Syria —1 night of B-2 strikes on 3 sites in Iran —1 air strike in Iraq —1 air strike in the Caribbean

Its more of a saxophone solo than a question really

#MSH45 | Aug. 1980 On a mid-August afternoon, a helicopter settles onto the Pumice Plain—the dead north slope of Mount St. Helens, buried by avalanche, seared by pyroclastic flows. Out steps USGS volcanologist Dan Miller, 37. His goal? Cook a 50-lb pig in the ash.

this is why I pay for photoshop

hello to everyone else who had no idea how you were supposed to pronounce “foyer” or “hors d'oeuvres” to the point that you heard both of them in real life and didn’t connect them to the words you read in books for years

QUEEN SACRIFICE FTW

This song fucks youtu.be/cteFkxGEafc?... @nojerseyband.bsky.social

Donald so incompetent he'll be the first fascist to make the trains late.

Absolute tragedy: i am about to get on an airplane and i accidentally left the book i am currently reading (and loving) in my checked bag.

Heard the Raspberries in a Hilton lobby which is, while not completely random, is pretty refreshingly odd.

Brining shelter dogs to professional conferences is good

One of my old pastors told our Sunday school class that whenever The Bible mentions "40 days" it really just means, "it was a long time." I think that's how Trump uses "two weeks."

My hottest political take is that the Left is going nowhere unless they find capital R Religion.

Here it is: One video to explain the crazy shit we’ve been doing for the past three years. Please check it out, please share it with your friends.

Sun Deep is doing some cool things