Weird way to describe one of the only specific scenarios that the founders outlined as treason

Pain? You have a majority in the House and Senate. Pass a budget you fat orange bitch 🤡

Absolutely beyond parody that Dave Chappelle is headlining a comedy show for Saudi royalty after what, a decade of whining about cancel culture

As Kamala proved, they’d rather lose elections than advocate for policies their big donors don’t approve.

to be honest a bunch of the founders would have probably been less concerned by "mohammadans" than irish catholics like walsh

begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel

“A Portland Police Bureau assistant chief said in court recently that federal police were “instigating” some of the clashes between officers and protesters outside the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement building in South Portland.” www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/0...

this needs to be hammered into the skulls of every elite individual and institution on every measure - reputationally, financially, morally - you come out better if you fight the guy stand up! it’s the right thing to do and better for you in every way! how often does that happen?

Well don't I feel stupid

In my head for no topical reason whatsoever

Heritage Foundation called me an extremist for calling them out on their made up lies and statistics and trans people. www.wired.com/story/herita...

If one cop can get people wrongly caged for TWO HUNDRED YEARS just imagine how many thousands more years all American cops have cost us in the last 249 years of this cursed nation

Israel never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity. Palestine has no partner for peace. Etc.

We need a LOT more than that out of this. We need restoration of Medicaid, safety of Medicare, slashing of ICE$, codification of criminal penalties for anybody who doesn’t have presidential immunity for carrying out illegal impoundments. They have to make this shutdown HURT, however long it takes.

That 30% tariff on upholstered furniture gonna really stretch JD Vance’s budget

So much energy and righteous anger here after the horrifying attack against a woman by an ICE thug earlier today. #ICEoutofNY

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

What could this be but a loyalty testing event, and possibly sharing or confirming plans for coming martial law based on fake 'terrorism' attacks and 'emergencies'. They seem to want to do it all in person rather than on the email record,.

I pray that some day there is accountability and people like that man serve HARD time for their violent abuse of power.

Is this supposed to be a threat? They did this exact thing while the government was open

i'm sorry but those all sound like what's happening with the government not shut down

I cannot believe we still have fucking idiots talking about art this way. "Sex scenes are unnecessary". It's all fucking unnecessary technically. But art is about the human experience, of which sex is apart! Why the fuck are you so afraid of it? Art isn't all about just driving the plot forward!

Somehow it was memory holes that one of the reasons OJ Simpson was (correctly) acquitted was that despite having a proverbial mountain of incriminating evidence, police couldn't resist manufacturing more out of sheer racism.

ACE Deputy Director Madison Sheahan: "Somebody chose to come in and kill these detainees while they were being processed." (Note how administration officials don't have their stories straight on this.)

New bullet found clearing this all up

It’s already functionally annexed

It may very well be an anti ICE attack but this rush to conclusions by federal law enforcement and quickly pushing a narrative only undermines authority and further sows distrust and division, especially if the actual motive is complicated by further evidence.

Someone shot “blindly” into a van, but the driver was fine? And just detainees were shot? But it looks bad? I mean, come on. I realize not everything is a conspiracy theory, but unless you’ve got better sources than the ones I just heard at the press conference, I don’t see what you see.

It’s giving “blacks rule”

Guys you’re not getting the federal funding back just say it doesn’t cause autism

The authoritarian regime making me champion Jimmy Fucking Kimmel

Exactly this. This is why Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris, and Pete Buttigieg can suck shit.

Just a reminder that these "pivotal votes" that the Democrats got in these recent special elections aren't pickups. They are pivotal seats that have been vacant for months because the Democrats who previously held them ran for office notwithstanding age and cancer diagnoses, then died in office.

That escalator was Trump’s 9/11

This is extremely funny.

I blame Biden for 90% of this loss. But definitely do not absolve Harris for her dogshit campaign.

Nazi shit

We had the "goodwill and common sense" compromise in sports. Conservatives lied repeatedly about it. No one bothered to look into whether they were telling the truth, and now we're here. Same exact thing happened with youth gender care.

I'm gonna annoyingly keep harping on this take. Kimmel didn't make any jokes or say anything offensive. He never broke the social contract we've had with late night hosts forever. Now, Kilmeade and Jesse Watters say shit like "every Trans person and democrat should be in prison" and that's fine.

In case anyone forgot the first thing Jimmy said about the situation. Why are we pretending he didn't already do this

Zohran Mamdani ahead of Curtis Sliwa and tied with Andrew Cuomo on STATEN ISLAND?! there is no race. it's over over.

This is the most cynical book tour since Schumer gave ICE the budget of a national army to promote his book

Their tough guy act sure seems to disappear anytime the rest of us stick together and tell them to get fucked.

“…a window was broken and the letter ‘J’ was spray-painted on the outside wall…” “Police… did not elaborate on why it is being investigated as a hate crime.” Hey CNN… take three guesses.