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Insane clown shit

The biggest tell that someone is a dullard is having no favorite bands or movies or some form of entertainment. It's how you know those "grindset" types are the dumbest fucks on the planet. They have no interests. They are literally the NPCs they bitch about. You're a cog in the shit machine

This week's NT text feels too close for comfort: The day of the Lord will not come (until) the lawless one is revealed, the one destined for destruction. He opposes & exalts himself above every so-called god or object of worship, so that he takes his seat in the temple, declaring himself to be God.

Echoing Jack's next post, they wouldn't ban it if it didn't work.

Folks have gathered to pray at Broadview every Friday at 7:15 for years. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...

I love that the ruling is “Chicago fucking rules, fuck the liars and the haters”

Ellis: Federal agents described a number of protestors as "professional agitators" based on their use of whistles, in part. "Describing neighborhood moms and rapid response groups as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are and how incredible their statements are."

When you're in court for fucking with Chicago and the judge opens with this you're cooked to a crisp

The inevitable result of going to law school is seeing a familiar name from those days now has a job on the wrong side of life

On a purely WNBA level, a House of Dynamite scenario where Chicago is nuked but Angel Reese survives feels emotionally right

If your favorite sports journalist wrote an article today that said "here's what the Yankees need to do to beat the Dodgers tonight" you'd ask them why they are writing about today as if it's still November 2024. Keep that in mind as you read most current political punditry.

Change one letter, ruin a candy SPITTLES

If I had a shitload of money and wished to hasten the arrival of the Kingdom of God I would simply follow the clearly labeled instructions by housing immigrants, freeing prisoners, and so forth

Off to receive my award for being a good guy from [checks notes] the Nixon Foundation

So there is definitely a coordinated Maga troll invasion. Block fingers on the ready. No engagement, only blocks

Honestly, this is why I understood the Village of Broadview putting rules on the protests. Small working class suburb is the fallout zone for lawless fed goons.

Disturbing ICE plans for Chicagoland targeting kids per local rapid response group www.instagram.com/p/DPVA8DCEye...

So, could have been an email

A lot of people criticizing Nuzzi here, but I want to ask you: if a piece of Canadian bacon came to life and tried to seduce you, are you really so confident in your ability to resist?

If you see this quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

Before you post something grumpy / snarky (Yes, the temptation to vent anger is so strong now) Pause and ask yourself— How does this comment help? Who does this comment help? Who might this comment harm, even unintentionally, even as collateral damage? Don’t make the world worse. Please.

Anyway here's my dog

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

you cannot control what other people post. you can only control what you post.

Looking at that Sun Times "no analytics for the Sky" and the quotes on player experience range from damning with barely present praise to passive aggressive

'BREAKING' is almost always a tell

Every new thing I learn about the sky, every piece that eventually comes out, every single day I get more and more astonished that the Chicago sky won a wnba championship in 2021 #skychamps

Really something that the Sky are fully claiming the crown of dumbest front office in Chicago, city full of clown shoes franchises

Malcolm Gladwell has spent well over 10,000 hours being a fucking idiot, that's why he's so good at it.

Via "One First," my quick stab at the legal authority President Trump will likely claim allows him to deploy un-federalized Texas National Guard troops to Illinois; why such a deployment without Illinois's consent *ought* to be unlawful; and the options Illinois will have for litigating that issue:

I think Illinois can and should sue Texas in the Supreme Court’s original jurisdiction and seek a preliminary injunction against the use of any un-federalized Texas National Guard troops in Illinois.

Keep an eye on what your local community groups have planned. I'll be looking out for updates from Casa DuPage, St Marks in Glen Ellyn, Aurora Rapid Response Team for calls to action

Ready to join a north shore traffic jam for the greater good

Bunch of Texans sign up to mostly help with disasters and get stuck running interference for Stephen Miller's ethnic cleansing act.

Remember, make the Texans think their assignment is pointless bullshit, just a waste of their time. Disillusion them

Just gonna assume the conspiracy theory crowd on Threads is losing their shit

NIU football gonna torture my Saturdays for 3 months

Oh RFK is up to some fuckery

It has been wild to see what were always the two most paranoid pro-Second Amendment scenarios—the government snatching people away and sending occupying armies into communities—literally happen this year, to the delight of conservatives

The only consistent ideological thread of mass shootings isn't about the shooters, it's the people who block gun laws. I know, obvious.

We've seen this enough that this feels predictable- a deep internet marinated jumble of conspiracy and hate swinging incoherently

People really mistaking Newsom for his social media team

Blocking ChatGPT defenders on sight

Dude hired some good social media trolls and a bunch of internet addled people treat him like Dem Jesus and will accept no criticism

Take every opportunity to highlight the inarguable foolishness of the "mission" Say it to groups of troops -- give them something to talk about while they stand around doing nothing Mock THE MISSION not the individuals -- help drive a common sense wedge between them and the authoritarianism

you rarely encounter a perfect intro..........but when you do

This is the sort of thing the Internet is supposed to be used for. bsky.app/profile/davi...

motivation