This is legitimately touching!

These declines are MASSIVE. And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING. “Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?” THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it. Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.

Looking forward to Nancy Mace’s condemnation of these men in a women’s bathroom.

Do you think Megan McArdle ever looks at Bari Weiss like, "Damn, could've been me. I could've been the dumb idiot everyone is mad at"

nice pickleball court!

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

They were never defending freedom of speech. They were defending a right to monologue. The former cannot coexist with the latter.

Same

Did I meet Jeffrey Epstein (the financier)? I did. Did I break bread with him? I did. Were he and I tennis partners and did he do a pass on the galley pages of my book The Road to Character?" yes and yes However, I don't see why any of that bore mentioning in my column "Much Epstein About Nothing"

Tom Brady just said “you come out for pregame warmups, you get lubed up”

Trump signs order to “relax, marijuana rules!”

This was the underlying assumption of @theonion.com’s “Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile”

absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos

Did I meet Jeffrey Epstein (the financier)? I did. Did I break bread with him? I did. Were he and I tennis partners and did he do a pass on the galley pages of my book The Road to Character?" yes and yes However, I don't see why any of that bore mentioning in my column "Much Epstein About Nothing"

Trump signs order to “relax, marijuana rules!”

I thought this LinkedIn post was supposed to be pro-A.I.

Awww, c’mon Mom!

Finally, I can go back to my old life

Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918

“Martha! Martha, come quick! It says here Stephen A. is makin’ some sorta emphatic declaration!”

My wife reads HCR every day, and we're still married. Skill issue. www.piratewires.com/p/heather-co...

Yelling this as I come home from the bookstore, to head off an argument with spouse

Cool, seems great!

New! We worked with the Public Interest Research Group to test a bunch of LLM-driven toys ahead of the Christmas. That sexual talking teddy bear wasn't a one-off; it turns out disturbing behavior is deeply built into these toys across the board.

“Currently”

Does your household waste need more recursion? Try

He forgot to list bluesky, amirite, fellow kids?

“Martha! Martha, come quick! It says here Stephen A. is makin’ some sorta emphatic declaration!”

Does your household waste need more recursion? Try

Europe's friend Iceland is just out of frame, laughing too

Well there's also engineering brain, which assumes nuance is for pussies, understanding small things is the same thing as understanding everything, and that no one has ever thought about anything before.

If it involves pinning Altman to his cot by holding the blanket tight and bars of soap in pillowcases then I think it’s a good plan

Europe's friend Iceland is just out of frame, laughing too

My em dash stood — A loaded gun

So weird that the infinite rehash company can’t come up with new names for things

My em dash stood — A loaded gun

Used to be a liberal was in favor of every protest from the past just not the ones today but now it’s they were in favor of every atrocity of the past just not the ones today.

So weird that the infinite rehash company can’t come up with new names for things

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

“I saw two survivors trying to flip a cruise ship—loaded with diamonds, bound for the United States—back over, so they could stay in the fight.”

Celebrating the last day of classes by watching The Onion's "Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile"

it is wild to me that post war financiers and early venture capitalist spent *decades* arguing that what they did wasnt gambling, that it required specific skills, and that they acted in the interests of the national project, and today people are just like WHAT IF WE MADE EVERYTHING GAMBLING

Let gen AI fuck your wife

Derrida "Dies"

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate www.todayintabs.com/p/turn-that-...

He's right. I can't think of a single high-profile violent killing in D.C. in the last week.

The new HHS motto really is just "let the bodies hit the floor" wapo.st/3XrsKoD

Based Teddy Ruxpin www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/u...

(Anthony Kiedis holding a baby, softly scatting it to sleep)