Them: You’ve been with your partner for more than 20 years: what’s the secret? Me, sagely: It all starts with clear communication.

Service journalism: Saved me a click by putting both answers in the headline.

A skeet that proves we can still have nice things

It’s one of Steve Spagnuolo’s favorite blitzes www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/w...

A skeet that proves we can still have nice things

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

This is so good, not least because Byron Allen — who has been doing this before the WNBA existed and has never aged? — is the audience.

The main thing they were doing way down yonder on the Chattahoochee: affirmative consent

NEW: The Senate parliamentarian has rejected major provisions in the GOP's reconciliation package -- aka the $72B spending bill for ICE + Trump's ballroom. These bits now need 60 vs 51 votes to pass: *ALL CBP funding *Funds for initial screenings of unaccompanied migrant kids *$2.5B for DHS

“Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”

USC has fought one of the nastiest union-busting campaigns in the history of American higher education and I am BEGGING national media to COVER THIS

Good news, everyone www.cnn.com/2026/05/14/h...

The President stands so good

Service journalism: Saved me a click by putting both answers in the headline.

The main thing they were doing way down yonder on the Chattahoochee: affirmative consent

No, we don’t have juice. We’re a record store.

Check out Bari Wipes

I am going to watch this anytime I feel imposter syndrome ever again

read @kithaggard.bsky.social's e.t. essay in our speilberg sci-fi series, in which the man is crowned as our nation's foremost child of divorce thisisanewsletter.substack.com/p/children-o...

Won’t know til we try!

Great move for Boston, injecting youth, while Pittsburgh gets the veteran presence it’s desperately needed.

AYFKM

Well-timed cruise advertisement in the mail

My dog when I walk in

I doubt it’s an LLM, but I’m betting there’s some sort of editorial automation decision that leads to a notification like this.

“No, I’m flying to Abi Dhabi to rescue Nermal.”

It’s Marcover before it has Rubegun

I’m at the promposal. I’m at the gender-reveal. I’m at the combination promposal gender-reveal.

biden had a bad debate once

It’s Marcover before it has Rubegun

I’m at the promposal. I’m at the gender-reveal. I’m at the combination promposal gender-reveal.

what every “how to incorporate AI in your humanities classroom” article/email/workshop looks like to me

“No, I’m flying to Abi Dhabi to rescue Nermal.”

Chomsky’s wife finally gave him the boot

brb gotta pitch a Kevin Hart-Jackie Chan buddy picture

Chomsky’s wife finally gave him the boot

We should run the government like a business

They made their ruling, let them enforce it, and so on

The rules of redistricting are simple: Republicans are free to do whatever they want, and Democrats are also free to do whatever Republicans want.

help i can't figure out who to root for www.bostonglobe.com/2026/05/08/m...

Except it would be better if this one wasn’t reopened.

Idea: Luddite University.

<dropping off 16-year-old for AP US History exam> “Don’t forget: the U.S. invented waterboarding during its occupation of the Philippines!”

Middle-school “Unity Concert.” Time to dissociate for an hour.

We gotta get this into every classroom in the country, STAT

Tired: Haunted House Wired: Hantavirus