Trump rejecting the bipartisan America 250 committee, substituting his own Freedom 250 committee, and bungling the artistic lineup in order to turn it into a rally was all part of a master plan to pocket the money.

BREAKING: The Titanic musicians have backed out of Freedom 250.

Dying over the guy who stood next to Zuck's yacht and painted it in flames.

The billionaire lifestyle is unnatural and dangerous. It leads to moral decay, flies in the face of family values, and has been known to encourage criminal activity. Billionaires are a sexual threat to our children. Their agenda must be stopped. I’m not a bigot, I am merely Spender Critical.

Trump has had three “routine dental exams” since January. Lying through your teeth is hard on the enamel.

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

Good god can we just end AI, and end this regime of a 9 year old white nationalist troll as our President.

Working families are struggling to afford groceries, gas, rent, and healthcare — taxpayers should not be forced to bankroll political revenge tours and payouts for Donald Trump and his cronies.

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We need claw back legislation to ensure this money is returned to the govt like Dodd/Frank with Executive Pay. Additionally, we need legislation to allow the demolition of anything built solely through Presidential orders. Further, the President/allies will be fined & charged for the demolition.

If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?

Taking a look-see at my car engine implies you will also be taking a listen-hear and a lick-taste.

please stop cruises from visiting portland maine

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

YELP REVIEWES OF CHARON THE FERRYMAN OF THE DEAD "oddly quiet. no warmth." "no bottled water provided." "what's up with the freaky glowing eyes?" "i know I am dead but still turn on the radio, yeesh." "let an actual alive guy on the boat, who I think was being guided by the ghost of Virgil? WTF"

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

"It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it." ~ Julia Child

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Starting a new trend: booksmaxxing. Followers will be encouraged to obsess over classic-to-bestseller ratios, and smash their face with a copy of “War and Peace” (after reading it first). I’m workshopping names. Storypatellar?

person (n): a tangle of stories story (n): a tangle of people

There are people out there claiming some of the Artemis II photos are improbable, even impossible, so I made this graphic to clear up how space photography works

Name a really bad film: www.ebay.com/itm/17548934...

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

Gen X collectively reliving Challenger, Columbia and Cold War nuclear holocaust anxiety all in the same week is a fucking lot, y'all.

the president of the United States is a madman seriously damaging the entire world

This year, I told the kids the Easter bunny has hidden 74 pairs of reading glasses around the house.

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

So excited to choose between Susan Collins or Milkshake Duck in November.

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

what harm could come from putting people in charge who openly say we can and should artificially create the conditions for the biblical apocalypse and return of jesus christ

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

Mandani: Takes care of all NYC residents. GOP: “He hates America.” Trump: Iran may kill US citizens, I dunno, shit happens. Where’s my golf club? GOP: “Is this Jesus?”

Just thinking about what we could do with a billion dollars a day that doesn’t include bombing people.

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

a thing historians will marvel about when they study this era is the extent to which the "war is a thing that happens to poorer, browner people" class went about systematically dismantling every aspect of the global political order that confined the costs of war to poorer and browner people

We were promised a historically competent Pentagon, and were told that we could judge how competent the Pentagon was going to be by how many pull-ups Pete Hegseth could do and the fact that soldiers would stop wearing beards. Turns out these toxic turds can't even read maps.

Emotional regulation is generational wealth

Came across the phrase "cognitive DDOS" to describe our present culture. Understood instantly what it meant.

It’s fun how this info comes on the heels of Hegseth ordering his minions to use AI and then threatening Anthropic with consequences unless they give the military unrestricted use of their AI.

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Turner Classic Movies is broadcasting “Gaslight” opposite the SOTU tonight.

Ski mountaineering apparently comes down to who can put on and take off equipment the fastest. It reminds me of those relay races where you have to put on 6 shirts and 3 pairs of pants, ride a tricycle, then take them off and hand them to the next teammate. Do they train by going through TSA?

Slopestyle is kind of a baffling event, like what are handrails doing on a mountain?

Chuck Schumer, once again bringing a linen napkin to a gunfight.

Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"

Well, my fellow Maine voters. Here is Susan Collins today paying tribute to her boss while holding her MAGA hat.

actual soup nazis

This race was such a massive swing blowout that Democrat Taylor Rehmet literally won a city called White Settlement