Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

One thing no one tells you about your 40’s is that leg day becomes your favorite workout day.

Yes, Dems could’ve and should’ve done better. But don’t forget: IT’S BLATANTLY FUCKING OBVIOUS WHO DONALD TRUMP IS AND PEOPLE CONTINUE SUPPORTING THEM. The major reason Trump won is too many people are hateful and ignorant. Problem solved. Now pay me. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/05...

Every American should be disgusted by this.

BREAKING: Harry Dunn and Daniel Hodges, two law enforcement officers who clashed with Jan. 6 insurrectionists, have sued to block the Trump 'slush fund'. They're asking a federal judge to find the creation of the fund illegal and reverse any transfers that Treasury has made to DOJ to implement it.

Maybe it’s a failing of the 1990’s public education system that I didn’t know Kylie Minogue was famous for anything but Bio-Dome until my late 20’s, or maybe my ignorance really speaks the strength of the movie Bio-Dome.

This is the correct way to report it. They dropped the case to AVOID the court reviewing it. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/05...

well, lucky for us fox news hosts arent in charge of the military lol can you even imagine what a disaster that would be

When a federal agency tasked with protecting all Americans decides to mandate a specific religious worldview, it ceases to protect democracy and begins to threaten it.

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

fucking bongo cat

For the umpteenth time: The most corrupt president in American history.

TN eliminated only majority-Black district AL, LA eliminating majority-Black districts SC planning to oust only Black Democrat since Reconstruction MS planning to oust only Black rep GA planning special session to eliminate majority-Black districts This is what return to Jim Crow looks like

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

its crazy how literally everything is worse than it was two years ago

“Don’t worry buddy, Kristi Noem isn’t around here anymore.”

How did Doogie Howser, MD who graduated med school at 14 legally work the hours of a doctor at that age

😂💥😂💥😂💥😂

oh that's embarrassing. iowastartingline.com/news/politic...

Call me Nintendo

Unironically this was perfect comms strategy.

We're in the Ranking Pedophiles phase of rationalization.

Just to point out, he is not talking about the United States blowing up dozens of Venezuelan boats in the Caribbean Sea. I know it can be confusing.

NEW YORK (AP) — Minnesota Star Tribune wins Pulitzer Prize for breaking news reporting for coverage of shooting at back-to-school Mass.

more please youtu.be/7ps7sBAHKNM

This, all day and forever.

This is really damning. The whole report was so shocking to anyone who knows anything about the asylum system.

This

Normal people have absolutely had enough and they are starting to cook lmao

Yes Michael Jackson was an incredibly talented musician, but there many other incredibly talented musicians who didn’t rape children. Listen to them instead.

Even as a critic who has tried to write about MJ’s legacy with nuance and grace, I appreciate the clarity the director of Leaving Neverland brings to the table

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration. He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions). Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom. And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ. Remember this.

Every advertising and design division needs to keep at least one 13-year-old on retainer in a consultant role.

This is horrific. A U.S. citizen describes the facility in Arizona that her husband was brought to while he waited to be put on a deportation flight. Dozens of people were crammed into tiny cells, there was a "chain of people vomiting" from filthy toilets, no medical care, and only one meal per day.

Sure I’m 42 and my jeans are a little baggy today, but if I’m being forced to wear pants to work, I’m going to be comfortable.

“I am political,” Ms. Rachel told me of her new effort to free kids from ICE detention. “It’s political to believe that children are worthy of love … and that our care shouldn’t stop at what we look like, our family, at our religion, at a border. Mr. Rogers was very political.”

reported ICE presence at the Mall of America today "Seen near Log Chute ride at Nickelodeon Universe. Agent wearing normal clothes, with badge in the middle of chest. He stopped a woman, asked her for US ID and raised his voice."

When you can't answer a question, just blame Biden...or Immigrants...or DEI...or...

Either the US President is lying or Iranian media is lying, and everyone assumes that the US President is the one that is lying (because he is always lying). So no one will make a big deal out of it, but fact we all just assume the US President is lying is a big deal for US.

What’s something that you’ve legit tried to get into, but in the end you just can’t get yourself to care? For me, it’s sports. I have endless respect for athletes, but trying to follow it is all so exhausting to me.

Everyone deserves to live their own life, but his dude next to me in the gym is chewing his gum so loud and I can smell the mint and it’s slowly making me Hulk-rage