From now on it is officially called Ozempuke

Amex just thanked me for being a member for 37 years. Pretty sure it's only 33...

Muslim religions are better at "Christian Values" than Christians

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I got followed by @hendy-77.bsky.social (Jim Henderson) For a moment I thought the name was Jim Henson (RIP) and I'm frankly disappointed I followed him back though, join me on the blue wave 🌊

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Happy Caturday! Charlie kept scratching a hotspot on his head like he was digging for gold so we put some claw caps on him, so his scratching would be softer I think it works, his head is healing. Could also be the anabiotic they finally gave him. I'd been saying it looked like an abscess.

I'm so excited about my mushrooms!! They are colonizing heavily where the cellulose sponges are. The sponges have lots of microspots where the spores can hide, the sponges stay moist but not too wet, and cellulose is the perfect

My dog is half husky. Do you have any idea how much huskys shed? My Robovac is really put through the paces.

Not a drag queen. Not transgender. Anti-Immigration Republican.

When @drdarkstar.bsky.social asked if I wanted some soda bread I said I needed a hug And I GOT one! That's not such a remarkable thing for most people, but with darkstar I get to be vulnerable and I'm safe doing that. I've never had that before, and after 21 years it still feels like a miracle

1/2 I once backed into a car in a parking lot. Security cameras everywhere, it was obvious the accident was my fault. I gave the other driver my insurance info, but she refused to give me hers because the accident was my fault. When I reported the incident to the insurance company I told them she

I made a TikTok out of this

His fleshlight would get a restraining order if it could.

A synopsis of the movie "Call Me By Your Name" A teenager is groomed by his father's pedophile research assistant #FIFY

If someone murders their doppelgänger (and all the DNA at the crime scene is obviously from the same person) Is there even a prosecutable offense? The living GiGi couldn't be prosecuted for the dead one since there is still a living GiGi, so no murder could happen, right? Asking for a friend

If you recognize yourself in this post just understand that just because someone is poly doesn't mean they have no standards.

I just got a message over fetlife reading something like "i'm looking for a Domme" (which I am definitely not) and "do you cam?" I replied "does no one read profiles anymore?" (mine states I am sub and in a LTR) His response "but you're poly" 🙄

Should I use this poem to fire my dentist?

"No Fault" by Wendy Cope I could pretend you were never unkind, Or that I was never unfair; But we both know better, and honestly, I no longer care. So here's your toothbrush, your tie, your comb – And self-importance too. It's time to find another home; I'm through being patient with you

I hate the new iPhone update so much My phone keeps freezing

This was my source of my previous post and I feel stupid for having forgotten where I got it

Poor Usha, she definitely deserves better She's not even Maga

In a restaurant with 50 patrons* and 170 empty tables* sitting directly behind me is a hate crime. *numbers are hyperbolic estimates only and not accurate enough for mathematical or economic analysis

MeidasTouch ad censored by Fox News! #cdnpoli It would be a shame if people kept reposting it over and over.

You're not involuntarily celibate if you make yourself intentionally unfuckable.

I told @drdarkstar.bsky.social I wanted to go to Golden corral for dinner tonight. I like it better than they do I know they don't always have food safe temperatures but it is Halloween and you should do something that scares you a little bit

Take a hot dog Insert a straw through the center Pull the meat (by-product) out Have a Happy Hollow weenie

In the Mormon church I "confessed" my "sin" of being 🍇d at 5 and the bishop said "you're obviously still doing these things" I was 12. #TrueFactsAboutHowMormonsSuck

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Is there any large company standing with We, The People and our democracy? Yes. I give you, HEB of Texas. 👇 Bravo! #Voices4Victory #DemVoice1 #Pinks #wtpBLUE

I just had about a dozen precancerous lesions cryogenically frozen I'm pretty sure in 2000 years they're going to wake them up like Futurama

I planted these wine cap mushrooms on Sunday or Monday, the hypha is already colonizing the grow box

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The most painful part of tattoos