Yeah one of my boys is going through a divorce and he hit me up talking about "we outside this weekend!" No sir. Im INside before i end up BEside you, in divorce court.

Shoes should come with a stop and frisk

Does Richmond have carryouts? Is there a place I can order a turkey sausage, egg, and cheese on wheat toast from an immigrant merchant?

Parents do not know how to use emojis. My girl told her mom the cat was dying and she responded with: "Sending prayers 😻😻😻😻"

I done did all this shit 😰

I still say Luigi did more with three bullets than I’ve seen nonviolence accomplish in my entire lifetime

Honestly, if the gigantic youth is this dumb, they couldn’t be saved in this situation anyway. Democrats would be wiser to just lie to them abt something different rather than worry abt policy (like this) if they’re this unable to discern the truth. 🤷🏿‍♂️

I remember when "Swagger Like Us" dropped like it was yesterday. Me and my roommates ran that shit back like a dozen times. We legit could not believe our ears.

To your jeans.

Advertise your account with just one image.

Whoa wait lmao my guy said

I think about sports uniforms, the layup I missed last week, how much would it cost to buy everything in my favorites on the Nike app, the smell of Ekiben. Normal shit.

Netflix will dead ass predictive text finish your search and then be like we ain’t got 😒

From '10 to'21, I worked 8 of 11 NYEs and partied once, so I relish every New Year I'm home sitting on my ass as the clock strikes 12.

I'm a grown ass Black man... ...obviously it's "Steppin' to the Bad Side"

Alex Trebek said it best

Even more so if you work with lots of fine women. Relax, and then relax again.

i think some men forget that it's a privilege to be in the company of fine women. they get around em and don't know how to act. just relax.

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

This is like when my baby cousin asked if Lightning McQueen would need car insurance or life insurance?

This was all I needed to see. I’m not reading the rest of this shit.

Generally not a hater but I can't wait for them to fire that dickhead, Doug Gottlieb.

men will literally kill a healthcare ceo instead of going to therapy that they can't afford because it was out of network wait how does this meme go again?

watching youtube these days

In Baltimore, it's anything that has crab on it but definitely should not. Burgers, pizza, mac & cheese, etc.–that shit is for tourists and transplants.

The photographer lmao

time for the @dennycarter.bsky.social classic

I get it. Eight million is the kind of money people come looking for, and they probably ain't want that kind of smoke when these people come knocking.

The HTC Evo is still the best phone I’ve ever had.

This bad boy held me down three summers.

Romance ain't dead!

'Knives Out' or 'The Prestige'.

Can't believe Texas tricked the game off like that.

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

I rejoiced when I found one outside of Texas.

…i understand that you can’t ‘stop’ thinking about this, but how did you ‘start’?

George Bush did not pardon Neil Bush. Jimmy Carter did not pardon Billy Carter. The reason "nobody thinks these pardons defined either presidency" is because neither pardon happened. The author of the tweet below made them up.

Why Baltimore is Charm City: 50 years ago, civic leaders and admen declared it so

150 hours

Between the trauma of the pandemic and the cognitive decline caused by the virus, COVID really did a number of on people.

"This is the only sport in the world where that stuff is allowed...In Europe, that (flag planting) starts a riot." – @mikeryanruiz.bsky.social explains the dangers of allowing flag planting in college football after several brawls broke out this weekend. WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8eb...