Never seen a nigga with a frontward wedgie until today.

Pasta salad has entered the chat.

Radio show asked a question this morning. For one week, would you rather have zero access to your phone or your car?

Rest sir

Just now watching Smackdown. Holy shit Nia Jax jagged that match smh.

You get invited to a party/event. How long y’all looking for parking before you say “fuck it” and go back home?

An empty box of Boston Baked Beans

Y'all don't know anyone's financial situation on here. Just accusing people of "begging" because you don't like them. Black unemployment is up over 7%. "We need community" but also "don't need community TOO much." Help or hush. You in the way.

My humor

And stop buying tickets to that lady’s book tour to fuck with her about Palestinians and DONATE THAT MONEY TO THEM DIRECTLY.

And ain’t nobody stanning Kamala but yall are beating a dead ass horse. Trump is turning those peoples homeland into a fucking strip mall but sure go fuck with the lady that’s on a book tour cause that’s really gonna help the people of Palestine.

It looks like a Thwomp from Mario Bros 😂

Sending a lengthy voice note and halfway through you look down and realize it stopped recording a minute ago.

“I liked the end of that one song Ninja”

TAPS SIGN

message.

10 Things I Hate About You will always be near and dear to my heart.

This is insane.

One, but it’s the size of a cookie sheet.

This week longer than Taylor Swift's back

How many Chipotle forks and napkins y’all got stored in the glove compartment?

The Trump administration says it pulled funding because CPS did not abolish the Black Student Success Plan, and the district didn't ban transgender students from using bathrooms or competing in sports that match their gender identities.

Listened to the Young Thug album and experienced a hate crime.

Almost every beat on this shit is the same, just sped up or slowed down 😂🗑️

@shonnasaidso.blacksky.app HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Hey white people? PSA: Us calling you white & not wanting to be around you or interact with you is not the same thing as racism. Racism is a system that harms people. It kills people. Black people calling you white & declining to interact with you does nothing but hurt your feelings.

I’m already pissed. Cuz it’s gone happen and we all know it.

The only people who love their city more than Chicago is NYC.

goodnight crew ✌🏾

oh oh one fo

Which end of a Neapolitan ice cream sammich you like to start with?

Basil fried rice is ELITE

When nectar gets smeared all over my face and head.

You ever been bumped into in public then wondered if you were just pickpocketed? Or just got some top secret evidence planted on you like Enemy Of The State?

He cooked!

Wait what. How did I miss this 😭😭😭

Bonchon is 15/10. The Koreans know how to fry the FAWK outta some chicken

3rd shift really the best shit here. Not even including adult content. It’s just different lol.

laughing to the point of tears is a top 5 feeling for me

Show me the money.

Skyline sleep? 👀

I feel like this meeting is going to stress me tf out tonight.

If you gon come here to argue w me, just be prepared pls