Just realizing I keep having to bang my damn bumper back into place because I keep hitting the curb. Who would have known.

I just had a memory of a woman at work telling me to pull my wig forward. I said no and walked away. I never spoke to her again. 💀

I want to scream and vent and shout and storm and rage but I can’t. I have to be solid like always. I have to put others before me. Always.

They would’ve had to call me an ambulance to peel me off the pavement.

Every time I see that clip of the colonizer barbarian throwing that rock at the seal unprovoked, I’m just as appalled as the first time.

Nobody is coming before me anymore. That shit is dead.

I hope my son understands one day why mommy worked so hard…

I pray all this hard work pays off one day. I pray I’m able to live the life of my dreams.

72¢ raise was better than I expected. Of course I recalculated my paycheck.

I think I want to fall in love…

Who knows what may happen if we act on our attraction and lose ourselves inside a world made for us and no one else? Hey, just let me love you.

Haven’t see kicks wrapped in plastic since I was kid, those are Air Gordon’s

Folks got the Montell Jordans 😭

Yep lmfaooo

I’m in a mall on the “rich” side of town so I’m just shocked they would have bootlegs. Mind you they are charging full price for everything in there.

Baby them people in there playing 😭

Ummmm these are fake right?

I’m going to quit smoking weed but not today!! So anyway, there’s gotta be a reason God put alligators in Florida. 🤔

Still not forgiving you hoes for lying that avocado toast is good. It’s NOT.

a good quality throwing shoe

My coworker asked me for my TikTok and gave me her username to search her up. I went on there and blocked her.

I just had a random craving for that grape juice they used to serve in elementary school. 🥹

My mom dying broke something inside me that I cannot seem to mend. I am lost without her.

Sometimes I feel like I don’t even know who I am anymore. I used to have such a zest for life. Now I barely leave my home or have any fun. Just going through the motions now, I guess. I am just trying to get to the next day.

As a woman who low-key hates shopping I also never imagined I would birth a son who lives for it. And he has the nerve to have expensive taste. I need another job. I’m ready to get tf after this shit.

Buying my son Ed Hardy and Von Dutch in 2026 was not on my bingo card. Why these kids want to wear that ugly ass 2000s mess is beyond me.

I need y'all to make sure this bozo fucks off. Bc he's an opp! And all he's gonna do is cause derision amongst black voters. He's a Trump Plant. Get this loonie ass jigaboo TF outta here

I don’t get lonely often… but today…

This looks like a set up for a Final Destination style death.

Was looking for a specific workout machine and came across this death trap. I’m way too clumsy for shit like this.

I’ve been glued to the TV about this Nancy Guthrie story. I have so many questions!

Men with beards, who are you harassing today?

I was today years old when I learned that the Backstreet Boys said “am I secure” and not “am I sexual” on Everybody. 🥹

I’m bored ngl. When is the rest of Bridgerton dropping?

Fucked around and got cross faded. Fuck the Super Bowl anyway, I’m not even watching. 🖕🏾#Chiefs

MI GENTE!!!!!

I cooked for the Super Bowl but not for a man… It’s because, I too, eat.

Welp I’ve made sliders, queso, wings, punch, and a party tray of snacks and such. Brownie cheesecake and ice cream for dinner. My son has zero interest in watching the Super Bowl and I’m not forcing him since the Chiefs aren’t playing. Low-key wish I had someone to hang with.

My doctor is about to cuss me out 😌😌😌😌😌😌

I changed my own car battery. I’m a man?

Last generation didn’t give a fuck. This one’s oblivious

Man Gordon Ramsay has pissed me the hell off letting this little mean Lego mini figure head ass girl win Hell’s Kitchen. 😒

I deserve the very best of everything that I desire and I will have it.

I forgot I had a 1 on 1 with my Lead and Supervisor. My high ass let them have it smh

I love working from home.

Fuck it I’m about to smoke on the clock because I’m so over this job

White people are you oblivious to your lack of manners or you just don’t give a fuck??

Welp

New year, new me?