Damn where can I watch Illegal Tender? That’s my movie

Ja-da muahhh

Lmao when he yelled at Peaches “I should’ve shot yo ass!!!!” I’m screaming 🤣

A friend sent me this video: A car crashed into the Delta Airlines baggage check-in area at Detroit Metro Airport

Y’all ever notice that Costco sized lube on Wayman dresser?? Lmaooo

Every time it gets cold like this my favorite post is “this that weather that SpongeBob and Patrick was ripping out Sandy fur in” 😭😭 that shit so funny to me

Baby, A Low Down Dirty Shame is always gone get a cackle outta me lmao

Tip tip tip on hardwood floors

A meateorologist?

still

hetero men, tell your other hetero men they're scaring....everybody.

Reactions to a text is not a response.

Most of the women I followed was because they were either fine, funny or both.. the men is because they’re funny

Swizz Beatz when he was talking all that poison, poise on shit to NORE 😭

They just can’t fathom black people not liking them. I am lactose intolerant, please get me away from all this mf milk

My attraction and sex drive go hand in hand. The more I’m attracted to my man the more I want to take him down. He could accidentally catch my eyes across the room and I be ready to go😩

Rasheeda got bags 🎶🎶

Girls with small booties be packing that Big Bagheera in the front

I’m going to sleep so good tonight

I AM HOWLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Where you think the snow comes from, Pastor?

I have tried my best to be a patient person lol but I am tf not! Why is patience a virtue any fucking way? What’s so bad about being impatient? I try to wear the guise of patience but on the inside I’m going insane 😭

Yea that bitch just be talking 😭

How tall are you? I probably can

New Zealand trying cornbread and pound cake for the first time. In every video and in every city there's a Black woman feeding this man and he be just as happy as I don't what 😂😂😂

Are people just inherently jealous? Or does it depend on the person and the depth of emotions?

Tired of this shit grandpa

I felt so cute in my story that I posted that thang twice lol

This might be the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen on the interwebs 😭

Me eating my popsicle: yea so the procedure went well

It’s too late for all them words.. eyes won’t even let me read that lol

Moral of the story? Get a new nigga

Texted a man before saying “you want beef or you want peace?” Phone rang right away 😭

Real bad. Anytime, Anywhere

Chicken tacos

no.

These birds keep landing on my windowsill 🥹

Oh! It would be a mash up! Medusa A succubus A siren With a dash of fairy

These type of questions always remind me that I might be a little boring idk 😭

If we are dating you can NEVER make me the butt of your joke! I will talk about your granny so bad in front of company and air out any insecurity you have

Beat himself to sleep is sending tf outta me 😭😭😭😭

I wouldn’t even consider it. You telling me your family or your homeboys don’t have a couch for you? I shouldn’t even be an option to consider asking lol

Why do strangers insist on hopping on your post to give their unsolicited opinions? Go make your own fucking post?

I be so lost when y’all get to talking about sportsball. Go Clovers!

Saw Larenz Tate was at the game and was ready to drive down! That man been fine my whole life

Just sat on FaceTime with my cousin while he explained football to me while watching the game 😂

Lmao can’t tell me I don’t look like the first one! 😂😂😂

My favorite saying about bears is If it’s brown, lay down If it’s black, fight back If it’s white, say goodnight Lmao 😂

Lmao you be on her head 😭🤣😭