My girl right here was finna risk it ALL.

I’ve heard this from a woman who’s been married 30 years and then I heard the opposite from a woman who’s been married multiple times

😭😭😭😭😭😭

I will not be doing anything but relaxing today

I’m always too tired to eat fr on Thanksgiving

I ate 3 peas 🫩

Am I pouring vodka in my wine later?

All this food talk sounds so sexual

Oh I would be having a ball watching this with a cocktail in my hand 😂

Dawg 🤣🤣🤣

If you’re feeling lonely or emotional today 🫂🫂

I hope everyone is enjoying the holiday and spending it with people they love 💕

I can understand the love holidays and I guess even Christmas, but Thanksgiving? Is it the stuffing?

The holidays make people emotional like that? Even Thanksgiving? I might be a bit cold then fr

That’s right. Just tell them they mama raised a bitch and block them. And tell them they granny can’t cook ☺️

I eat them raw

I’m rewatching season one of Stranger Things and Nancy was a terrible friend. You legit begged Barb to come with you to Steve’s. Forced her to drink beer which made her slice her hand open, then told her to go home by herself at night so she could fuck Steve. Bitch

I might have to rewatch this.. them lil foot working girls scared tf outta me

Rewatching Stranger Things starting from season 1

I believe in speaking things into existence

I get chatty when I drink

Give her what she wants!!

Wine.

I wanna sit up and have somebody watch their fave anime with me while excitedly explaining the story and characters to me

(Don’t ruin Stranger Things or I’ll ruin the next 8 major movies coming out)

Ima start patting short niggas on top of their head

We gone find somebody and stuff em in those pjs!

First stroke

We got just enough time to be madly in love with somebody by Christmas

If somebody wanna come fall in love with me, speak up now so I can buy the matching Christmas pjs

About to go to one this weekend!

Currently rereading one of my favorite books

Y’all gone judge me if I tell y’all I never learned how to dougie 👀

The Wood Brown Sugar Love Jones 🤣 please no judgement

When in doubt… Send her some money. It might not work out in your favor but at least you won’t get called broke in the group chat.

Had no business listening to most of the music I grew up with 😅

Say hey.. ima go ahead and log back out before I see what it is that y’all actually talking about

This actually makes a lot of sense

Ugh I just want to get back in the bed and be cuddled

TAZO has the best mint tea I’ve ever had and I also have been enjoying their vanilla caramel chai tea lately.

Ketchup does NOT belong on hotdogs!! Y’all some heathens!

“It’s not that bad” or “it could be worse”

A Leo man

I should be asleep

There’s absolutely a way for you to give someone your opinion without being a dick about it. Especially if it’s someone you care for.

I hate ppl who are cold and callous but try to wear it under the guise of “I’m just being honest”. No. That’s just your asshole opinion, not the truth.

Keep those carrots and peas OUT of my fried rice!!!

AARP Athletics

Y’all on here talking about playing basketball? Y’all know how old y’all are?

My social battery was at 0% today