It's definitely a character flaw to not be able to apologize! And any 'apology' that ends in "if you were offended", isn't sincere! 🙄

also i don’t mean this in a weird way but Paul as a kid/teen looks like he could have been Zack Morris’ good twin 😂

there’s a documentary about Paul Walker on youtube and…(sigh) my freakin chest, man. another person who should still be here. 🥺

if you’re gonna be bloodthirsty at least put that shit to good use.

yall remember the “this is your brain on drugs” commercials? we need a version of that campaign for AI usage

me: [lies on floor to stretch] me: [turns around to stretch other side, sees equivalent of this face to face with me] i don’t care what anyone says: pets are really a gift in an otherwise dark, dreary world.

God knows i hate how [some] celebrities are treated and dehumanized by the general public but girl if you were feeling *this* antisocial, you could have kept your ass in your room. geez.

I snort giggled laughed at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The hardest room to escape.

can't argue....

i’ve seen first hand how the librarians in this county are fighting on the right side of democracy and i couldn’t be more proud.

EVERYTHING in this country is a social experiment to see just how much we will tolerate and how much they can get away with.

Morning Kittens #Caturday

YOU GET IT!

I can now confirm there’s pro-Luigi merch in Canada, too

i haaatteee meetings on fridays. loathe them.

Genuinely telling you the “we can’t care about xyz if we want to win/get things done” people are probably the most dangerous people around.

The way that you get another Fetterman is simply by ignoring everything right in front of your face and once you got him... he's yours once he's in power... he's empowered take seriously the character of your elected leaders

so the guy who had like 11 bankruptcies turned out to not be a good business man. WHO KNEW!?

“I like a tall woman. With a big ass. Like Meg Thee Stallion”

just saw a tiktok about euphoria (kdot) and now im rapping the lyrics to my cat bc she’s definitely an opp most times.

ALL this bullshit cause mfs failed to punish the Confederacy

does it make sense that you’re not so much hurt by the thing that someone said but you’re hurt because they were the ones who said it? out of everyone it could have been, it had to be you?

i want people to stop calling my work phone. i want them to stop asking me for things.

my gawd today

yeeeeeeesssssssssss

will you people please—💀💀💀

he certainly the fuck was right.

demonic. idgaf if i sound like an old church lady. it is grotesque to use people’s image in this way when they’re no longer among the living. it is dehumanizing and disrespectful. and ANY movie that does this i will refuse to see. idgaf.

this would piss me off so bad lol

you know what would be great? if everything would stop slowing me down lol.

Richard Lawson 💀

okay yall im trying this thing where im being more intentional about my mornings so that ill have a better day at work. (i LOVE sleeping in but its messed up the day). trying to start new habits. wish me luck.

NO. WEDNESDAY. FORMED. AGAINST. US. SHALL. PROSPER!!!!!

i am ready. i don’t quite know when i fell in love with spider-man in general but i have. between the video game, spiderverse, and Tom Holland’s depiction—i genuinely love him now. 🥹

mmm nah as a cap, i’m forgiving until im not. but the scorpio one?!?!?? wheeew never been more true. my best friend in the whole world is scorpio to her bones bc you are dead to her the moment you try it lmao.

And by counseling we mean a frying pan to the forehead

nope nope nope!!!!!

hey so. at what point is it abuse when it seems like a person finds the most random reasons to hang up on you? when you’re bantering like normal & then randomly it’s this? and what does it mean when it seems to happen every other month? bc it’s LOOKING like emotional abuse to me.

and im glad you did bc that shit was ridiculous. acting like people are picking on poor AI as if they don’t have legitimate concerns about it. “it’s useful!” so was asbestos at one point. so what.

lawns also don’t produce so much pollution that they’re poisoning Black neighborhoods thanks to environmental racism.

The way they used to have me in a trance..

this makes me wanna cry, i ain’t gon lie. 😭😭😭

im so tired of having adhd.

Penis having folks… IDK if yall know but if it’s lil, they on TT calling yall push pops

If you hoes could never was an image

The Megan of the stallions

this carcajun couple on IG taught their border collie to sword fight and it is literally the funniest shit i’ve ever seen, she be whooping their asses 😭

i hope every time he takes a drink it goes down the wrong pipe. i hope his pinky toe meets every lego and table leg he comes across. i hope his back always itches in the places he can’t reach. i hope every morning he’s woken up by a severe cramp in both legs.

sir wholeheartedly and with every molecule of my body: fuck you. the world is being terrorized because of your treasonous actions. you granted impunity to a psychopath and you want us to care about your fee-fees?! you better be glad hostility has been the only thing directed at you, bitch.