Sent an email that said let me get my dicks in a row, do not email me anymore today

Thank you for asking

I’m sick of all my snowstorm food and no one’s delivering because the roads aren’t clear 😭

I be so embarrassed when I respond to a skeet I think is a stand-alone joke…and it’s a statement on some ridiculous activity that happened while I was offline and I haven’t seen yet.

Okay…but…what did she do to get him locked up and did he get executed?!? And why is his daughter okay with two dead friends?

Y'all this brought me joy and I hope it does the same for you. I needed it.

I didn’t fact check this, but I believe it 100%. O/P didn’t highlight that they’re tracking race, ethnicity, and health status too. The same family I can’t convince to stop shopping w/Amazon or Target is the same family that still uses TikTok. Nothing will convince them.

My former coworker posted that he’s now ICE. White Latino. They really do take the worst of the worst. He can’t wait to go wreak havoc and act with impunity.

I hate the term “slide deck”…cause…why?!? I also hate single spaces between sentences and 11 font being standard on Office Products now. Let me “old” in peace.

This person has been replying with anti-Crockett posts all morning. I make one reply. Then I said “it’s giving paid chaos agent.” Their response was basically “I’m nOt A pAiD AgEnT, EWE ArE” *yawn What are they hiring, ten year olds?

Not my power already blinking at 2am?!?!? 😒 And my phone is on 18% because I was going to charge it overnight

There is a fine dust of snow in the air. I thought it was fog 🤷🏽‍♀️

And again:

Vanilla Abstract:

Why did a car shop I last used over 2 years ago, send me an email with a carfax report showing the oil change I got last month at a completely unrelated shop?!? WTF! I never agreed to share my oil change records with third parties!!!!!! 😡

We told you we all needed weapons to defend ourselves against a future government that would shoot us in the streets. What we didn’t tell you is that we have helped bring you that government. by the NRA

To do list: ⭕️ Soak veggies ⭕️ Make soup ⭕️ Do laundry ⭕️ Fold laundry ⭕️ Change bed linens ⭕️ Send packages ⭕️ Pay bills ⭕️ Organize tax documents Let’s see what gets accomplished before the snow arrives.

Seriously, the city and state police depts in Minnesota should start quietly snatching up ICE agents when the ICE agents are off duty. Arrest them and don’t tell the Fed government where they’re being held.

It hasn’t crossed my skyline yet. What words do I need to mute to avoid it?

oh we sharing pill cases?!

Dammit, you!! This song makes me cry every time I hear it. 😢 RIP Mom

When I was younger, I had reoccurring nightmares where I was forced to decide whether to save my abuser as I was taught was the moral thing to do in Church. Turn the other cheek. Forgive trespassers. Those dreams eventually stopped. I still wonder what I would do. He’s an evil man with no remorse.

I’m struggling with this. I was raised in the church to behave this way. I still believe in being a good human. But I’ve also rejected Christianity and the White Supremacist ideology it was wrapped in. Not saving him would spare dozens. There’s little chance his heart would change if I did.

Eve goes live… 🍎

And this is why the butt should always be an option.

Sssshh, don't wake him. He's dreaming of a concept of a plan. #boardofpeace #davos #greenland #epsteinfiles

Now the snow predictions are for 5-8 inches. My tin foil tells me we were not buying groceries and they needed the shit bought up immediately so they brought out old faithful.

Black Don’t Crack Ranger

Too many people are claiming the Black power ranger is older than their mothers on this app. Who let all these babies get phones and download apps?

I had a dream somebody’s cat jumped up on my kitchen countertop. I went to swipe it off and accidentally smacked the shit out of it. I felt so bad, I woke up. And now I can’t go back to sleep.

It means my father wanted a boy.

Elon Musk is a white supremacist. Case closed.

I can’t stand it when I want to reply to a skeet that says something like “does anyone know how…” or “why is no one talking about…,” and the replies are off for anyone not followed by the poster. I’m about to start muting these accounts.

Ryan Coogler’s blues-steeped vampire epic “Sinners” led all films with 16 nominations for the 98th Academy Awards, setting a record for the most in Oscar history.

Sorry. I can’t hear 12 inches and not see this.

Boomers complaints that I actually agree with… Part 2

Don’t have to be able to beat your ass. Wisdom already has. 😏

Dang. Why did it have to be on Amazon. Oh whale. ➡️

All I'm saying is that it's my birthday before the end of the month, and if it comes out that the fucker really has shat himself to death on Air Force One, I'll never ask for another present as long as I live.

You mean she hasn’t evolved since defending Bill Cosby 10+ years ago?! Le sigh.

These be the people that y’all be arguing with online.

I feel like I’m on punishment. I’ve moved to the BlackSky tab since my following tab won’t let me scroll beyond 8am today. It’s a lot of yungins over there!

I don’t know what sparked this but why does a two letter word need to be shortened to “x.” Like Six Lack, Imma keep saying it wrong because I disagree. -Xennial in Boomer Mode

Like that 🤌🏾🔥

Trying not to start a vicious cycle. I had an espresso martini last night. So I barely slept. At 1pm, I can barely keep my eyes open. But if I get another coffee…

Whoa BlueSky! How did my SL jump from 2 hours ago to 13 days ago?!?!

It’s ALL OF YALL until it’s none of yall. I said what the fuck I fucking said. Stop commenting on my posts until you deal with this. K thanks. Bye.

Dear White People: IT’S ALL OF Y’ALL UNTIL IT’S NONE OF Y’ALL

We have a finite amount of time to spend thinking while on this earth and I am very resentful of how much of it has been monopolized by the whims of a demented old real estate scumbag