There’s a lot of people asking what is a N*pe in that thread. I was really tempted to answer with wild misinformation…but I just ignored it like everyone else.

That’s nothing. I did 3 hostile takeovers of businesses at 20 and bought my first MCDonalds franchise while finishing a simultaneous bachelor/master’s program in 18 months.

I hate it when someone I blocked goes viral and I keep seeing Quote: Blocked Cause, why yall don’t have them blocked too?

Throw thy purse 😂

Sources tell me the Hip Hop Dalmatians have withdrawn from Freedom 250 Celebration.

the oldest boomer is 80. the youngest is 62. the oldest genx-er is 61. the youngest is 46. 45 yrs ago boomers were 35 and 17; respectively. 45 yrs ago genx-ers were 16 and 1; respectively. there is a lot of misplaced frustrations at the feet of genx-ers.

BREAKING: Cephus and Reesie have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration!

I know we’ve moved away from whooping children…. But what’s our stance on whooping grown ups?

So nobody will admit they’d be the scaredy cat f-up that almost gets them caught?! Okay fine. I’ll be the first.

My brain also kills off TV shows. I thought Hacks ended a few years ago when that girls dad died and she took another job. Apparently it was still on until yesterday. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Up and annoyed.

Me and Casper or Ted Bundy can go a few rounds. Me and the roof CANNOT.

My favorite was red. But I definitely never turned these down.

Me if I were in attendance:

An autistic billionaire’s neurotype is not the reason he’s an absolute piece of shit, it has been revealed.

I would never had known without this thread! I would’ve just asked my old roommates to vouch for me.

Law and Order, am I right?

Maturing is realizing this is an incel anthem.

I saved this from BlueSky months ago.

I am obsessed. This is art. sistergolden.com

Beautiful Starling Bird

Well holy crap. Erin Brockovich (yes, the same one the led the Hinkley, CA toxic groundwater lawsuit in ‘93) launched a website tracking AI data centers across the US and the ecological impacts to the environment and drinking water. MN is riddled with them. www.brockovichdatacenter.com

A drone show of Skeletor putting up a middle finger. They have so much money to advertise Masters of the Universe…may as well do some good with it, right?

I read this entire article. Extremely sad and infuriating. And folks support this…until it happens to them and they realize they aren’t special enough for an exception.

THE STRONG ONE IS MA FUKKIN TIRED!!!!

This reminds me that I need to remove organ donor status from my license and advanced directive.

RIP Clarence Carter.

I don’t have the skillset to craft EVERYTHING I can’t find in stores man!! Why aren’t the things I thought up on my head on your shelves?!?!? I need bright tropical fish 1-2” plastic, metal, or thick paper. Is that too much to ask?!?!?

I’m bored of the “is bluesky an echo chamber” debate, we need a more exciting one: is bluesky an evil haunted carnival?

Just ran a red light because the car in front of me took off when the turn lane light turned green and I took off because they did. 🤦🏾‍♀️

Meth futures rise on anticipation of payouts to January 6th felons.

Aye lil baby, gone turn that alarm clock off for tomorrow. I don't want your precious sleep being disturbed when you're off.

Inspired by OceanGate’s Titan submersible, SpaceX also completes a mostly successful endeavor.

Can’t go to my son’s wedding, I gotta get fake shot at again today.

🧡(410, 443)🤞🏽🫶🏽

Please go see Is God Is in theaters!!!!

I gotta a lot to be mad about 😠

I convinced my friend to go see Is God Is tomorrow. Might just go see it again myself. Don’t let good sis fail!

I remember arguing a light skinned girl down who kept saying “brown like us” girl, I AM—you not brown! She said “we’re the same color” and pulled out her arm. That was the day I learned I was borderline lightskin aka caramel in the winter. But I’m undeniably brown May-October!

AINT GOT NO JOB BUT I STAY 🔪

I will no longer be attending my child's wedding due to being somewhat busy and whatnot.

Good. They need to whack him again, for good measure.

I just remembered an old episode of the Cosby show where one of Cliff’s colleagues joked that everytime business got slow in obstetrics, Claire would get pregnant. So many layers in that now.

My friend had PPD after her first birth. Never wanted to try again. After 6 years she was shaking the depression, lost weight, started working out, feeling like herself again. **Started hanging out with friends.** Husband wasn’t having it. Lots of arguments. Then boom. Accidental pregnancy.

Can you take Aleve? It works with Tylenol too and you only need 1.

Sexism, Misogyny, Patriarchy EVERYWHERE!! Because why is her profession even mentioned in a headline…when the real story is a multimillionaire athlete has not been providing financial support to a CHILD he created!!

DC friends, they've started up checkpoints again. There's a checkpoint at Rhode Island Ave NE and South Dakota Ave NE. And fuck ICE.

Halle Bailey covers “Human Nature” by Michael Jackson.