We were playing a card game. I was winning. She ganged up on me with another player and said “I don’t want (my name) to win, she always win” Very suspicious considering I never played any games with her. I knew exactly what she meant.

for the record…this is NOT being covered by mainstream media. been talking about this all weekend and not ONE person knew about it. they saw how the public reacted to luigi; scared of public support and copycats.

And this is exactly why I don’t trust anyone who continues working with known abusers and sex pests. Russell Brand, Dr Luke, Flipping Crackhead, P Didit, Arrah, Rusher Simmons. They show you who they are by the company they keep.

I had a little moment.

You, Me, and Tuscany was real cute. I want Halle and Rege Jean to be the new Gabrielle and Morris of romantic comedies. 🖤

My late diagnosis story as a Black Autistic woman. I shared it on the webinar and am sharing it again for Autism Acceptance Month. Black women are often misdiagnosed, diagnosed late, or never diagnosed, facing hurdles and unnecessary trauma just to be seen and heard 🌻

I once took a class in Mexican idioms. “You think you’re hot shit” translated to “you feel like the mama of Superman.” I’m betting the Korean translation would be “you feel like the mama of Jonny Kim”

Oh look. I can understand German suddenly!

I should be more shocked that “Hitler didn’t mean it” Or “A Muslim was behind the holocaust” is where we ended up in 2026 but this is the stupidest timeline ever. So…

And I want more ppl to focus on self praise instead of self deprecation. Even if you don’t believe it rn put it in practice till you start to believe. You’ll never be who you want to be if you’re always focused on everything you hate about yourself and your life

New song by Eric Benet Die Pedophile #EpsteinFiles

I’m tired and I’m hurting. But I said I’d be there and I’m going. While praying this advil/muscle relaxer combo kicks in soon.

Have we talked about how he looks like if Sonny from I, Robot put on a skin suit and wig?

Season 9’s Harriet Winslow is actually Judy Winslow from the far off future. Steve Urkel managed to bring her back to the show’s present.

It’s perfectly acceptable to make left turns without signaling. During rush hour especially.

I don’t know why we’re doing this, but based on the way everyone joined in I’m going to keep it going. Pluto was minding its business and irrelevant people decided to demote it. Justice for Pluto.

They wouldn’t have named them a storm watch and a storm warning if they wanted me to treat them differently. Both will be ignored. Pick better lables next time.

That chili got raisins in it

You know what, ain’t even no reason to organize that trash. Zero and zero possibles.

I believe the price is artificially inflated by the diamond industry making them waaay more expensive than they should, but the stones themselves are fine.

Me?! American? No, no, no! I’m from…the Independent Republic of Sense. My people, People With Sense, are persecuted in America. But there are many similarities between our accents, so I understand the confusion.

Two of the three celebrity deaths that hit me hard in one clip 😢

Still I rise fuck nigga

Observations: 1) it’s interesting they chose an AI version of Eminem as the rapper. I guess they figured he appeals to that demographic. 2) I’m glad for the nod to “us.” Makes me think they’ll still let us go first. IYKYK

Looks a lot like The Blackening. But I’d watch it.

Help is needed to find an 11-year-old girl from Brooklyn Park who has not been seen since March 23.

Thanks everyone fa all the support! It wasn't at all like I thought it would be. Didn't hurt a bit. I hope more women speak about their experience to help encourage others it may not be so bad 🖤

Looks like a goiter. She may be using energy drinks to fix exhaustion caused by thyroid problems.

I heard this and put my first one off because I am graciously endowed. It doesn’t hurt. It’s quite uncomfortable, but so are heels, braids, and girdles. The only time it hurt was when my boobs were already sore from my period. If you haven’t had one don’t let this scare you.

Don’t you leak a little when you get squeezed like that?

This is not an interview with teachers; this is an industry brochure secretly titled “100 Ways to Use AI” disguised as an interview with teachers. Like recipes on the back of a box of Velveeta. bsky.app/profile/sonj...

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

It's now the obligation of every nation to intervene to prevent this.

If my upper body wasn’t already sore/weak from planking, I’d try this now. Bookmarking to try tomorrow.

Bereavement leave is a complete joke. Had me wondering how everyone else was really okay after 2-3 days. I certainly was NOT.

Nobody: Apple changing the word as soon as you hit send

Damed typoooooo!

Enslaving ppl = not demonic Veneration of my own dead = demonic Yeah, they cannot trick me 😭

Since no one looks like me, it would be scarlett johansson, or zoe saldana. But Imma pull for Tika Sumpter to get the role. Make me dark skinned and unworldly beautiful!

I'm so worried. What if the president is ok?

Why would you wait until Easter morning to suggest blueberry cobbler 😫 It’s windy and pouring down rain. And my brain can’t stop thinking about it. Now if I get in my car and drive 30 minutes to the grocery store and they’re out of it…imma be PISSEDDD!

What if that stunt queen pretends like he’s dying today and then he’s suddenly the picture of health on Easter Sunday lmfao

Oh, is that all?!?!? They’re here waiting when you’re ready.

Tired: My parents hit me and I turned out fine so I'm going to hit my kids. Wired: My parents hit me so I'm going to wait until they're elderly and beat them up when they can't defend themselves just like they did to me.

Things being forced on Us

Sounds like we all have the same problems and the same therapist 🤣 Hyper independence is a killer!