I would be, but now I live too far away from the closest one to participate fully.

😌

Serena Williams announces comeback to professional tennis

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

It’s always been projection.

I’m still ctfu cuz Caresha asked where all the scammin a$$ nggas was at and we all stood up.

I handled 2 adult business items today. I just need to thaw out some chicken and I might actually sleep good tonight.

I’d be hard pressed to choose between Meth and A$ap.

Maturing is realizing this is an incel anthem.

'Killer Klowns from Outer Space' was released on this day 38 years ago! (May 27th, 1988) Directed by Stephen Chiodo. Written by Stephen & Charles Chiodo. Starring Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson, John Vernon, and more. #OTD #OnThisDay #KillerKlownsFromOuterSpace

Today I have a migraine and old work in my inbox. That’s 2 headaches.

He aight, but I guess compared to the fugly ones he could lean fine? Iono fr tho…

An East Tennessee school district has reversed its ban on “Roots” by Alex Haley, after weeks of community backlash, board member pressure, and statewide criticism

RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983) opened 43yrs ago today.

‘Back To The Future Part III’ was released on this day 36 years ago! (May 25, 1990) Directed by Robert Zemeckis. Screenplay by Bob Gale. Starring Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Mary Steenburgen, Thomas F. Wilson, and Lea Thompson. Poster by Drew Struzan. #OTD #OnThisDay #BackToTheFutureIII

Happy Orthodox Star Wars Day to all who celebrate. The movie that changed movies forever is 49 years old today!

‘Return of the Jedi’ was released on this day 43 years ago! (May 25, 1983) Directed by Richard Marquand. Starring Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Anthony Daniels, Billy Dee Williams, David Prowse, James Earl Jones, Ian McDiarmid, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew, Frank Oz, & more. #OnThisDay

Today marks six years since George Floyd was murdered by a police officer in Minneapolis. George was a beloved father, grandfather, brother, and friend. His life mattered and he should still be here.

🎬 Ridley Scott's masterpiece "Alien", and the one that started it all, got a limited US theatrical release 47 years ago (May 25, 1979). Starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, John Hurt, Veronica Cartwright, Harry Dean Stanton, Ian Holm, Yaphet Kotto & Bolaji Badejo. Music by Jerry Goldsmith!

A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag. How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣 CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...

The NY Times called her a "slanderous and nasty-minded mulatress".... yes, this @nytimes.com...

‘Star Wars’ was released on this day 49 years ago! (May 25, 1977) Directed & written by George Lucas. Cast: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Anthony Daniels, David Prowse, James Earl Jones, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew, Alec Guinness & more. Poster Illustrated by Tom Chantrell #OnThisDay

Me at family gatherings

TIL the Swedish word for “speed” is “fart”.

While we slept the DOJ deleted all press releases about charges against January 6 defendants: www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Hands up if you know what they're talking about.

Mmm. Anti-immigrant...? Eh.... it was explicitly anti-Black, full-stop, as our first "immigration" laws were really citizenship laws, and only a certain TYPE of European person qualified, at first. The ones who accepted whiteness long before traveling here. That's why they got exceptions. 🫠

ABC White House Correspondent Selina Wang was recording at the White House when she heard gunshots and took cover.

I’ma have my tiddies out instead, so…

My plans were big for today, but then I woke up with a migraine so now I’m laying here in the dark with my phone brightness down trying to figure out what I can reasonably accomplish.

Being intentionally understood.

I kind do both and I feel like they both suck equally.

Treat children.

Overcast.

Black. In more ways than one.

The living because they can still lie about you.

In 2021 I lost a silver necklace that was given to me for HS graduation. I wore it almost every day. I’m still upset about it.

Appreciated and seen.

Life, generally.

I don’t have one, but my granny LOVED Big Sexy Kevin Nash. 😊

Comedic realness.

The GoT ep when Daenerys hopped on that dragon and got to burning up slave masters.

The beach The beach The beach

Having both at the same time makes them kinda indistinguishable, to me.

Anti-abortion laws.

Tuesday.

I sleep on both sides. I alternate.

Hard.

The neighbors across the street from me have a Tesla. But when they park it, they keep it covered—which I appreciate cuz I don’t wanna be under surveillance all the time.