LMAOOOOOOOOOO!

Some people don’t notice your impact until your presence is no longer at their convenience.

Right. Going to the doctor does not keep you from having cancer. And some cancers just really don’t have symptoms until it’s too late.

Literally. 🤣

$32 when I can do this for a fraction of the cost?

First, Angie and D’angelo in the same year makes zero sense. Second, and most importantly, F*CK CANCER.

Joey.

I have a few from back then still memorized and a couple now for emergencies.

The protestors at Kamala’s book tour should have spent $30 on her book vs $300 to disrupt her. They would have learned something instead of being anti black chaos agents hellbent on annoying her and her audience.

I’m a party drunk. Especially if it’s off tequila cuz then I have to keep moving. Sometimes I fall down, but I get up laughing.

Portland 🔥

Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post: God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.

Me at the Waffle House.

At least the sugar serves a purpose, scientifically speaking.

The rampant and blatant racism BEEN doing that, but I digress.

It got a lil murky around the Great Lakes, but I did okay.

Nobody talks about how a lot of California smells like pork rinds and cow kewchie and that’s damn good PR.

My dog keeps lookin at me like “you okay bitch?” And the answer is no.

I was sitting here getting ready for bed and a big ass black spider made it all the way up to my knee before I felt it, saw it and then silently freaked the f*ck out without waking everyone up. I sprayed it, I have no idea where it went and now I’m up and twitchy. What y’all doin?

Atlanta is exactly how I remember it. 🫠

Oh okay.

Raising Canes, much like every mattress store, is a front for a money laundering operation, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

I’m still here with the rest of you sinners…

if you cancel all the experts for their opinions, who will be left to inform, to teach, to protect , to help , to create. who will be there when u need something, if all the experts lose their careers. we need to our experts to be able to speak freely without fear of consequences

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

Don’t need to be a historian to state this either….

How the fuck does someone with a broken leg CLIMB a tree?!?!

bla bla bla #mutualaid

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

This is fucking insane

Cardi B FINALLY admits that she’s pregnant 🤰🏽 with her 4th child by “Boyfriend” Stefon Diggs! Back to the mess> She says: “I got 4 kids now so I had to pick up a job at DoorDash. You can get my album and your favorite snack delivered right to your door on DoorDash right now in the Cardi Bodega.” 😂😂

Ousted CDC Director Susan Monarez testified today that RFK Jr. told her he's changing childhood vaccine schedules this month with no supporting data. When she refused to pre-approve changes without evidence, he fired her. His new vaccine panel votes tomorrow.

That bottom shot definitely gives “what would you like your deductible to be?”

BREAKING: A court ruled that ICE can no longer detain immigrants in abusive conditions at 26 Federal Plaza while our case continues. This ruling requires ICE to provide people detained at the facility access to hygiene products, sleeping mats, and free, confidential calls to their lawyers.

Black women told yall this six kids ago…

Being non-white and mentioning that white men are committing violence is now a fireable offense.

Tell your fellow Republicans.

6/7 As we continue to watch the imaginary line between nazi and MAGA fade away, we can’t ignore the absurdity of nazis chanting “white man fight back” at a vigil for a white man killed by another white man.

II HANDS II HEAVEN by Beyoncé played by this violinist at a wedding. 🎻 🥰

Black people‼️✨ “Great is great. And no one can give it to you and no one can take it away from you.” — Mr. Denzel Washington

Gonna write some brief troll mitigation tips for you all because like any successful, happy woman on the internet, i’ve had ‘em Tips break down into two main areas: 1. Defensive tactics: how not to make it easy for them 2. Offensive tactics: fuck ‘em up 🧵:

This is extra wild when you remember that Tori Branum, the white woman who called ICE, did so because she claimed the 450+ workers were here illegally and they were trafficked and suffering human rights abuses, and she saved their lives.

Brazil’s Supreme Court sentenced former President Jair Bolsonaro to 27 years in prison. The nation’s Congress is already debating how to free him.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

I f*ckin hate it here.

While mainstream media whitewashes Charlie Kirk, remember: Turning Point Action (TPUSA’s political arm) paid for 7 buses to DC on Jan 6, 2021. One rider, ex-firefighter Robert Sanford, was later arrested for assaulting police with a fire extinguisher. www.businessinsider.com/man-charged-...