Dolorous Ted
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šš§, maker of bad jokes and worse music, friend to the friendly so letās be friends!
Just in time for my kidās birthday
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about 18 hours ago
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So far 2026 is yet another year where it really fuckin sucks to be from the U.S.A. But this year and every year from now on seems like itās gonna especially suck. š .
about 18 hours ago
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The agents who did this deserve every bad thing your or I can think of
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Every. Time.
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Traces of Texas
3 days ago
You probably didn't know that you need to see this video tonight, but you do.
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Willie Nelson & Richard Pryor | Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain | Pryor's Place | 1984
YouTube video by Official Richard Pryor
https://youtu.be/7RUjb9zHh-A?si=hwR_r9GoxQz-xIct
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Ronald Reagan famously said the nine scariest words in America were āIām from the federal government and Iām here to help.ā Welp, ICE are from the federal government, and theyāre here to āhelpā cities deal with ācrimeā. Shove that in your conservative boomer uncleās face next chance you get.
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dell cameron
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Zeteo
6 days ago
Here are five guidelines for how to respond if US federal immigration agents stop, approach you, or knock at your door.
zeteo.com/p/what-to-do...
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What to Do If ICE Shows Up: Know Your Rights
Here are five guidelines for how to respond if US federal immigration agents stop, approach you, or knock at your door.
https://zeteo.com/p/what-to-do-if-ice-shows-up-know-your
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pixelatedboat aka āmr blueskyā
7 days ago
*posting on twitter* oh ho, Iāve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
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ICE must be destroyed š³ļøāā§ļøš“
6 days ago
The only way to understand the more training argument is to understand that liberal politicians want exactly the same things that are happening now but done in a way that doesn't provoke public outrage Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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āWho died and made Jim Belushi a star all of the sudden?ā Andy Kindler made me choke on coffee with that one
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tony hawk's prolapse
7 days ago
packers fans haven't been this devastated since may 1945
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The pride and joy of Illinois! Fuck cheese! Bear down!!
7 days ago
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Got a free drink from a stranger earlier because he liked my mullet. For the record, I do not have a mullet.
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Cancelled our reservation at a Hilton hotel this spring, it felt good.
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āFor as in absolute governments the King is law, so in free countries the law ought to be king; and there ought to be no other.ā Itās just common sense.
7 days ago
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He looks like a gland that grew arms and legs
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8 days ago
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Dave Weigel
8 days ago
Think about the mindset, and the expectation of immunity, of someone who texts this to friends.
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Iāll believe it when I see it but itās encouraging to hear at least
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8 days ago
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Say it louder for the chuds telling us otherwise
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9 days ago
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I wish this flu virus on every ICE agent, though itās better than they fucking deserve
9 days ago
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The way we win the midterms is by primarying every feckless loser with a D behind their name
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10 days ago
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Wouldnāt it be great if it happened today?
11 days ago
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Counterpoint: the Cherokee
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11 days ago
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Walker Bragman
12 days ago
NEW from Important Context: Genocide experts, including two past presidents of the International Association of Genocide Scholars, are speaking out about escalating attacks on transgender Americans in the U.S.
www.importantcontext.news/p/experts-wa...
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Experts Warn U.S. in Early Stages of Genocide Against Trans Americans
Genocide scholars say policies targeting transgender Americans match early warning signs of mass atrocity.
https://www.importantcontext.news/p/experts-warn-us-in-early-stages-of
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Some democrats can go fuck themselves
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13 days ago
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Iām not the only one
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14 days ago
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William Shakespeare
14 days ago
What you have seen him do, and heard him speak, Beating your officers, cursing yourselves, Opposing laws with strokes, and here defying Those whose great power must try himā
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James Ball
14 days ago
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means itās now the US administrationās position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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Is Maduro in the Epstein files or�
14 days ago
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16 days ago
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So much drinking in the cradle of the revolution
16 days ago
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Only the best New Yearās Day ever no big deal
16 days ago
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Day drinking my way through Boston today, wish me luck
16 days ago
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Car dependency is one of the worst aspects of living in my rural American town. Close proximity to Iowa is another one.
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17 days ago
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Eating seafood directly across the street from the aquarium
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I donāt think Iāll ever outlive the shame of being an American during this chapter of our history. Iām talking about Palestine. Iām talking about ICE and CECOT. Iām talking about Joe fuckin Rogan. And Iām STILL talking about Iraq.
19 days ago
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Ballllllllllllls
20 days ago
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Shit the bed
20 days ago
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Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
20 days ago
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Iām gonna be eating my crow with a side of rice-o-roni if things donāt turn around here soon
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Awful. Take a lap.
20 days ago
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Rice-O-Roni is trash
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Lol f yes
20 days ago
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About to get pretty obnoxious if youāre a niners fanā¦
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Eoin Higginsā new book is impossible for me to put down (metaphorically speaking, Iām audiobooking). If you dislike people like Matt Taibbi and Glen Greenwald this is for you. If you donāt know why you shouldnāt like people like Matt Taibbi and Glen Greenwald, this book is especially for you.
20 days ago
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Speaking as a film-degree-haver, this is true but simultaneously donāt pay the bills. Iām not bitter, honestlyā¦
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20 days ago
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Micah
20 days ago
shit like this is the core of the damage the social internet has done to us we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
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If there was a tax change that would cause all the racist apartheid babies to leave my state forever Iād be fully in favor of it.
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