Just in time for my kid’s birthday

So far 2026 is yet another year where it really fuckin sucks to be from the U.S.A. But this year and every year from now on seems like it’s gonna especially suck. 😠.

The agents who did this deserve every bad thing your or I can think of

Every. Time.

You probably didn't know that you need to see this video tonight, but you do. youtu.be/7RUjb9zHh-A?...

Ronald Reagan famously said the nine scariest words in America were “I’m from the federal government and I’m here to help.” Welp, ICE are from the federal government, and they’re here to “help” cities deal with “crime”. Shove that in your conservative boomer uncle’s face next chance you get.

Here are five guidelines for how to respond if US federal immigration agents stop, approach you, or knock at your door. zeteo.com/p/what-to-do...

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

The only way to understand the more training argument is to understand that liberal politicians want exactly the same things that are happening now but done in a way that doesn't provoke public outrage Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

“Who died and made Jim Belushi a star all of the sudden?” Andy Kindler made me choke on coffee with that one

packers fans haven't been this devastated since may 1945

The pride and joy of Illinois! Fuck cheese! Bear down!!

Got a free drink from a stranger earlier because he liked my mullet. For the record, I do not have a mullet.

Cancelled our reservation at a Hilton hotel this spring, it felt good.

“For as in absolute governments the King is law, so in free countries the law ought to be king; and there ought to be no other.” It’s just common sense.

He looks like a gland that grew arms and legs

Think about the mindset, and the expectation of immunity, of someone who texts this to friends.

I’ll believe it when I see it but it’s encouraging to hear at least

Say it louder for the chuds telling us otherwise

I wish this flu virus on every ICE agent, though it’s better than they fucking deserve

The way we win the midterms is by primarying every feckless loser with a D behind their name

Wouldn’t it be great if it happened today?

Counterpoint: the Cherokee

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Some democrats can go fuck themselves

I’m not the only one

What you have seen him do, and heard him speak, Beating your officers, cursing yourselves, Opposing laws with strokes, and here defying Those whose great power must try him—

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Is Maduro in the Epstein files or…?

So much drinking in the cradle of the revolution

Only the best New Year’s Day ever no big deal

Day drinking my way through Boston today, wish me luck

Car dependency is one of the worst aspects of living in my rural American town. Close proximity to Iowa is another one.

Eating seafood directly across the street from the aquarium

I don’t think I’ll ever outlive the shame of being an American during this chapter of our history. I’m talking about Palestine. I’m talking about ICE and CECOT. I’m talking about Joe fuckin Rogan. And I’m STILL talking about Iraq.

Ballllllllllllls

Shit the bed

Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

I’m gonna be eating my crow with a side of rice-o-roni if things don’t turn around here soon

Awful. Take a lap.

Rice-O-Roni is trash

Lol f yes

About to get pretty obnoxious if you’re a niners fan…

Eoin Higgins’ new book is impossible for me to put down (metaphorically speaking, I’m audiobooking). If you dislike people like Matt Taibbi and Glen Greenwald this is for you. If you don’t know why you shouldn’t like people like Matt Taibbi and Glen Greenwald, this book is especially for you.

Speaking as a film-degree-haver, this is true but simultaneously don’t pay the bills. I’m not bitter, honestly…

shit like this is the core of the damage the social internet has done to us we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same

If there was a tax change that would cause all the racist apartheid babies to leave my state forever I’d be fully in favor of it.