“The undisputed record evidence undercuts that claim, showing that the presence of assault weapons and large-capacity magazines is strongly correlated with the severity of the societal problem”

Are you sick of winning yet?

THREAD

People who supported him were willing to hand-wave away A LOT of shit in this guy’s negative column, can’t they do the same for another candidate, even one that’s not *perfect*?

@kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social the streets of every Midwestern town are paved with empty fireball shooters!

Apparently being disgusted by a Nazi tattoo and refusing to support the jackass wearing it makes one a hog

Any directors, writers, and editors who work on this should be kicked out of their union

Time to go bowling

I ate goat for the first time, it was spicy and delicious. Because a family from India immigrated to my town and opened a restaurant, blessing us with their food and hospitality. And all the xenophobic simpletons in their MAGA hats that populate this area like lice can die bored for all I care.

If you can believe it, his claim to have the world’s smallest penis went completely uncontested. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Thanks for the blue balls, F1

I hate my government, I hate my country’s history, and I love so damn many people here I couldn’t begin to count them. Today I’m celebrating them, and us, and none of that other bullshit.

Lol my homophobic coworker was stoked to take his kids to Jackass last night, and this morning he’s SO MAD 😂

“Conventional wisdom said a man who’s torso was twisted 180 degrees from his lower half couldn’t even play soccer, let alone football, and yet by the end of the tournament…”

“The Far Left” oh you mean the “fucking popular everywhere”?

I’m shipping Luca and Marcus. If you know you know. Hashtag Larcus.

You know that’s right

Something tells me the son of an apartheid emerald mine owner doesn’t view Africans’ lives as all that important

Screw this, we’re going to the water park

Sleeves? In this economy?

I just think he’s really neat

There are dozens of actual far-right extremists in the House GOP caucus, people who have said and done racist, corrupt, crazy things. And you’ve never heard of them. Because the Times and other establishment media outlets have never negatively profiled them like this. The GOP gets a pass.

I just want to stay home and pet my dog and call him a good baby all day but noooo society insists I go to work instead.

With apologies to little punk ass losers, what a little punk ass loser

The next administration needs to make this guy’s life a living hell or they’ll have lost me

Speaking as a father, I’m gonna puke

The Three Muppeteers

Hagueseth needs a serious ass whooping

When It Happens Im getting so shitfaced Until then I’ll be watching the white Sox

Disgraceful money grabbers. Buy this book if you’re an asshole.

I actually hate this man. Strongly hate this human. I hate basically no one, but I Hate this person.

Aaaand I’m in 3rd grade again

sure man

GET IN THERE LEWIS!

“This old maternity dress I've got is going in the garbage The clothes I'm wearing from now on won't take up so much yardage Miniskirts, hot pants, and a few little fancy frills Yeah, I'm making up for all those years since I've got the pill!”

In this house we blame God

Seriously

“Ashes & Diamonds” is a beautiful film that resonantes with me all these years later. In it, the protagonists are a polish resistance unit on the day the Nazis have evacuated Warsaw. Now their faced with a choice, support the new Soviet occupiers or keep resisting for true Polish independence.

Links here where you can donate to support a trans woman who is facing felony charges for defending herself against fascists.

I’m at six flags where I can’t do shit cuz of my motion sickness but I found a bar with the Sox game and modelo on draft, just sitting here now like the king of all dads. If there’s one thing my dad taught me it’s how to disengage with the world.

So far so weird!

In line for the weirdest day of my life

We’re living in the “Veep” universe

Love is buying jock-itch cream for your kid and letting the cashier think it’s for you.

Inshalla

Cali friends, if you voted for this guy we’ve got beef.

Watching some respected blue checks with severe side eye right now… The Nazi-coded blue collar merc from maine is probably gonna win without you jumping to his defense… so why are you?

I wouldn’t let a puppy piss on the New York Times. Piss deserves better.