Took me thirty seconds to block em all, best use of 30 seconds

I won’t eat veal or foie gras

This is the way

My favorite aquatic fact is that Orcas are actually dolphins, and dolphins are actually whales

Put ice agents in cuffs all the way to the gallows

Nothing to see here

Reading about “pedocon theory” for the first time, I’ve always just called it “reality”.

When your bestie cops to snagging your guitar when you weren’t looking… but then brings it back with a sexy new neck 🥲🫶🤘

Seconded.

Getting more and more usual all the time

Don’t even wanna know how many acres of rainforest burned to make this

What are the odds at least a few of the masked agents here aren’t normally allowed that close to a school?

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa”

Soooo nice to see liberal justices, in the spirit of national unity, join hands with their conservative counterparts and ensure higher suicide rates for trans kids. Tremendous display of… something…

My state’s being invaded by Texans and I’m supposed to just go to work?

How. It’s. Done.

Aw man if the Lions win AND the piss tank stays above 50% I’m gonna have one hell of a parlay

If you’re someone who would like us all to do whatever we can to stop trump, including risking our safety and our freedom, but you yourself couldn’t be convinced to just vote for Harris… maybe stfu?

“We have to do everything in our power to make the world a better place.” Go easy, Doc.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

Looking forward to the movie where the Nazi hunters carve “ICE” into their targets foreheads so everyone will always know what they did

Get his ass, JB

I absolutely hope our generals “handle” the “enemy from within … before it gets out of control.”

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Another day, another horror.

If there aren’t at least five bolex cameras rolling simultaneously on them I’m ashamed of the current Columbia college crop, get their asses film schoolers!

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Reading the news this morning and Springsteen’s “The Price You Pay” comes on the stereo and it seems VERY appropriate for some reason

If Roscoe dies this is officially the worst season in F1 history

Starting to think this whole Midwestern lifestyle is for the birds

My neighbor’s meth lab made my car smell like solvents and all I got was a lousy headache.

The cure for male loneliness is to STFU, go bowling or something, find a squeaky door hinge and spray some WD40 on it, fire up the grill, adopt a fucking cat, any of these will work

Comey never thought the leopards would eat HIS face

Mother-in-law is now using the N-word with supposed impunity. How do I kill my mother-in-law? Asking for a friend…

My favorite part of Bowling Thuradays ™️ is the bowling. And the intoxication.

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Hanging’s too good for ICE agents

Whoever his speechwriter is they’re killing it.

He wasn’t killed, he was pre-raptured.

“But, my lord and savior Donald Trump, the times in my life where I was at my lowest, there’s only one set of footprints in the sand…” “Such a nasty accusation. I don’t associate with losers, ok?” Praise him

I don't think I've ever been so keenly aware that I'm watching people do and say the kinds of things they'll be lying to their grandchildren about

Pat Benatar voice: “OCEANS ARE BATTLEFIELDS!”

The illegality of it all is only eclipsed by the evil of it all

Black Rabbit is like what if The Bear was also Ozark and to tell the truth that’s working for me

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.