“Goat piss into gasoline.”

Ohhhh I’m getting the Saturday sleepies

Ehhh, kind of. The agency and choice they’re making is racism above even their own material benefit, so I’m not sure we have to respect that… They’re also just stuck in a long con and aren’t ready to admit it. Then of course you have the ones who are just straight up cultish….

youtu.be/-8CnfFbHoPA?... If I had a sitcom this would play over the opening credits

When you’re ugly like Ted you’ve just naturally got to be cool

Put on my suit this morning so these fools know I mean business

My kid got ISS for being gay. I want to Christian Slater in Heathers right now.

Legend

Totally doesn’t give abuser vibes or anything

If you don’t agree we have nothing to talk about

This Malcolm in the Middle reboot is perfect

Feeling Bern-ed out on this guy

SEEN

Simply lovely

I used to put this movie on at parties with the sound off and Sleep’s album of the same name playing over it

Getting Pitt pilled over here.

10 bucks worth of Johnny Paycheck in the jukebox about to fuck this bar up

Maybe it* will happen today. *the dismantling of the Supreme Court

This hotel’s amazing, it even has a fire alarm. Ask me how I know.

Hey David Byrne, great show, you made me cry in front of my family, 10/10 no notes

I’m easily ten years younger than anyone else at this concert with the exception of my kids

Current mood

My little town may not have much but we do have an IHOP you can drink at so

when trump said “it can only good happen,” he was channeling the basic mentality of a bunch of his voters

I’m 24 hours away from seeing David Byrne in concert and it’s just now sinking in

“He’s so normal and average Who could have seen it coming” My friend, for months now us normal average people have been saying “Maybe it will happen today” and we’re not talking about winning the lottery

Every cat owner feels this one

For all the hate the Bsky team gets for being techbro douches who hate their userbase, they still don't get enough hate for literally assisting in a genocide by ethnically cleansing survivors off their platform. They've been at it for years now!

Hacks is so good it’s ridiculous

Was about to say “as long as they’re winning” but Ooooof

15 years of waiting for the next book…

Anyone remember Sluggy Freelance? Did I dream about a knife wielding rabbit?

Where are they gonna find another guy with the last name “Apple”?

The ghost of General Sherman is ANGRY

The piss tank in America is 130% full.

It’s a dance off!

NEW: Chicago Progressive Partnership super PAC, which launched ads attacking Kat Abughazaleh and then eventually in favor of Bushra Amiwala as an apparent attempt to split the vote, has filed its FEC report, which reveals it was another shell group for AIPAC and its allies

It’d be pretty sweet if he fell out a window or something over the weekend

Gee guys was The Pitt on last night? I couldn’t tell…

Unless the site’s troubles are CSAM and/or Nazi related somehow I’d say it’s still the better site.

Anyone?

I drank some children’s allergy medicine so my daughter wouldn’t feel so scared drinking it and now I’m fully cured of my allergy to children

nuremberg 2.0 needs to end with the assets of all those guards seized and handed over to their victims

“Hey, why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke?” Taxes, dummy.

what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

How are we still talking about a Hotchkiss School rich kid cosplaying as working class with a Nazi chest piece that he covered up with a medium white supremacy Norse symbol five minutes ago? How is there anyone who isn't a Nazi still defending this guy?

Investing in torches and pitchforks

So many people saying “clavicular” at once feels a little dangerous, like maybe we should chill out before we inadvertently open a portal to hell or something