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So we were supposed to record our next episode tomorrow, but I (Stef) went and had an accident and have a concussion. So we cannot. We will be back asap though! Still, means there’s time to get your questions in. Especially patreons who, as always, get priority!

“Mord fingered his strap thoughtfully…” Does anyone want to take on this clear invite to write Tyrion x Mord fan fic? 🤭

Because I know the quality content my friends follow me for.

Favourite ASOIAF quotation has GOT TO BE: “Is beans” Bless Mord and his beans.

Here is episode 22 on Apple Podcasts! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/k... But you can hear it anywhere you listen to podcasts.

I left a number of oopsies and bloopers in the latest episode, which is out now! They were too funny to cut. I hope you all appreciate them. It's Episode 22! open.spotify.com/episode/4Puo...

GUYS GUYS GUYS. Patreons are getting the latest episode early over the coming days! Episode 22 will be dropping for the public at the end of the week!

How does House Dayne audition for a worthy wielder of Dawn? Is it like a Miss World thing? What rounds do they have?

@kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social a bit late here, but on the 8th I listened to episode 9! @bword.bsky.social and @steflyoness.bsky.social had plenty to say on Jaehaerys and Alysanne and their marriage discussions! And Cinderella comes up in this episode as well! As ever, some very interesting thoughts!

We just recorded episode 22! Can’t wait for it to hit your ears. Also, @bword.bsky.social is just the best and everyone must send her love and joy! The end!

Hello Patreons and followers! Due to technical issues the episode is not being recorded till next Tuesday! We will be talking about The Shivers taking a dear little Targ, all the people Jaehaerys had to replace after the shivers killed most of them, and a new Targ on the way.

Patreon is raising the percentage it takes from new creators (again), from 8% to 10%, on August 4. People with existing Patreon pages get grandfathered into the old rate. If you're thinking about making a page, best to do it and publish it now.

We are recording episode 22 tomorrow! Patreons, you get the perk of asking us questions! Do you have any? Let us know and we will chat about it tomorrow!

I’ve reread it without the panic in my heart. He is being sarcastic. I FUCKING HOPE.

Is George’s latest NotABlog real? Does he mean it? He says we will never get winds or dream and that he doesn’t care about Westeros anymore… is he… being sarcastic?

Who do you miss most in GRRM’s Purge aka The Shivers? We talk about the people who died in our latest episode. Who are you saddest about? If you’re feeling villainous then tell us who you’re gladdest about 🤭

Here it is on Spotify people! Get it while it's hot! open.spotify.com/episode/3KAh...

Get your ears ready. KBF Ep 21 is dropping imminently.

Our next episode will be public soon. Trigger warning: it contains some pretty awful opinions about Andor by Beth. Be ready. Hopefully this won't cost us listeners. But I won't blame anyone for having some pretty tough feelings about it all. I know I did.

Oh Grumpkins and Snarks...! It's time for you to get your early release of episode 21! Get on it! www.patreon.com/posts/grumpk...

Ice Spiders! Episode 21 is out for you on Patreon! Go get it! www.patreon.com/posts/ice-sp...

Our Queensguard patreons have the latest episode on early release! Other patreons will get theirs soon. The rest of y'all will have to wait! www.patreon.com/posts/queens...

We know, we know. It’s been a while since you had an episode (unless you’re a patreon…). Life has been hectic to the max for the both of us. But. Next week. We will be mic’d up and ready to record. Jaehaerys and Alysanne, we are coming for you.

A couple of months ago I was excited to announce we had made it to 5,000 downloads in the two years we've been going. Well, we're already nearly at 6,000. Thank you to all our listeners. We appreciate every single one of you and hope you enjoy our little podcast for a long time to come!

Patreons at the Grumpkins and Snarks level you will get this later in the month!

Patreons in the Queensguard and Ice Spiders Level! You have bonus content for your ears today. A wee episode about Alysanne and how maybe she accidentally caused the second long night with all her excellent changes to the lives of the people in Westeros. Oops. www.patreon.com/posts/patreo...

In this episode we talk Krakens and Leviathans, and mystical beasts from all around Planetos. But all everyone cares about is me following around Colin Firth's butt when I was 18 years old 😂. Good to know what the fans want. And it's stories about Colin Firth's bottom. -S

Heck yes.

Get it wherever you listen to your fave podcasts. Including on YouTube! youtu.be/C2Hna5bamIE

HEEYY YYYOOOUU GGGUUUYYSSS! Episode 20 is out NOW. It's the start of a new chapter and we voyage away from Kings Landing, towards the oceans deep with krakens, leviathans and mysterious destinations. Don't forget to leave a comment or a review if you like it! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/k...

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Patreons at the Grumpkins And Snarks level! Episode 20 is being released for you before the general pube-lick! Enjoy the new chapter and our voyage away from Westeros... www.patreon.com/posts/episod...

Ice Spiders! Your early release of Episode 20 is here! Get it on Patreon asap before all the normo people get to listen to it. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...

Our Queensguard Patreon level now has access to the latest episode of Kissed By Fire! If you want it early you can join us there. Otherwise you will just have to wait...

Joffrey Doggett!

Can I just say how much I’ve loved and lived for @girlsgonecanon.bsky.social and their Cersei chapters from ASOIAF. Literally it has made the last few weeks of end of year madness. Can’t wait for their coverage of ADWD!!!! -S

The audio on this was very hard to work with and some of Stef’s audio is very low at times compared to the other two. Huge apologies! Hopefully it’s still audible in general. Basically this was a nightmare show to edit for many technical reasons. It will be better next time! 🎧

I have no idea what he is talking about.

And here we are on YouTube! Come get it! Episode 19. Alysanne & Silverwing vs The Wall. Jaehaerys vs The Free Cities. @ladygwyn.bsky.social & Kissed By Fire vs Fire and Blood. Enjoy. Comment. Share. Like and subscribe. youtu.be/2oggenJKCP0

It's on Apple Podcasts too! Come here Episode 19! @ladygwyn.bsky.social joins us for an episode featuring The Wall, magic, dragons and general badassery from Alysanne Targaryen. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/k...

Episode 19 OUT NOW! Featuring none other than the amazing @ladygwyn.bsky.social from the legendary @radiowesteros.com Alysanne goes to The Wall, but something's up with Silverwing... AKA: The One Where Stef Disappears For 15 Mins Because Their Internet Died. open.spotify.com/episode/3dWN...

Yolkboy be wise.

I hope you’re getting yourself ready for Episode 19, which is about to drop… featuring a super special guest!

Patreons at the Grumpkins and Snarks Level! Your early release of the latest episode is out now! Enjoy! www.patreon.com/posts/episod...

Our beautiful patreons at Ice Spiders level can now listen to the latest episode already! Get it here guys! www.patreon.com/posts/episod...

So what do you think people? Are we getting Winds of Winter in 2025?

Patreons on other tiers expect this episode over the coming week!

Our latest episode is now available to our Queensguard Patreon Level! This one features an incredibly special guest... www.patreon.com/posts/episod...